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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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What do you get when France and America are tasked with building a camper van?

 

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So what we're basically saying is that it's GR8 as a starter meth lab?

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Guide to converting an ambulance into a home. 

 

1) Cillit Bang the exterior

 

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2) Stick small carbon monoxide generator in front of stretcheresque bed

 

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3) Suffer from insomnia while imagining all the people who died or bled profusely in the exact spot you are trying to sleep in.

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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This will be a right barg for some loser.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251483544055

 

Its already been on once and didn't get a single bid at £150, the lad has put it in the parts section. now £100 with a few hours left.

 

Shame really, they're getting quite rare now but that one's going to need a lot of work and I doubt the hoods are easy to come by.  They seem to have very little following, there's one not far from me in much better condition which has been on ebay for months and is showing no signs of shifting.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Seats: about 20

 

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Can I have a better picture of the interior, please?

 

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Thank you, that one is marginally more in focus. 

 

Sign says: stay away fools. 

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Barn find, barn find, barn find

Imagine the increased agricultural productivity as farmers across the land are no longer having to work around all the old tat that keeps surfacing.

 

Meanwhile, business at Krujoe Fold Farm has pretty much ground to a halt.

Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

Squire_Dawson

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Those Yanks do demand their comforts. 

 

Apart from the size of the damn thing, the idea of anybody wanting to pay good money for a vehicle that people have ate, slept, crapped and probably shagged in horrifies me. Add to that 'it's in need of a good clean' and the old mobile septic tank takes on a new level of abhorrence.

gtd2000 Rank: Renault 16

gtd2000

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Those Yanks do demand their comforts. 

 

Apart from the size of the damn thing, the idea of anybody wanting to pay good money for a vehicle that people have ate, slept, crapped and probably shagged in horrifies me. Add to that 'it's in need of a good clean' and the old mobile septic tank takes on a new level of abhorrence.

All your women have been virgins then? :mrgreen:

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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We have a teleporter

 

That's not a delivery option I've seen before but it'll certainly be a lot more convenient than trying to load it on to a trailer.  Beamed straight on to your driveway, unless they mess up the coordinates and accidentally drop it in your neighbour's bathroom.

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