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Urko Rank: Renault 16

Urko

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However, the interior is a shit tip.

 

 

What the flip's going on? Did I miss the EU directive that forbids anyone from cleaning (or even tidying up) the inside of any car they wish to sell ever?

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Blimes! £250. Test 'til October. Slipping clutch. I've heard it's a pain on these - but I seem to remember it's cable-operated and has some adjustment on it (but I'm not going outside in the dark to double-check mine). I like the colour. It's down in that there Wall of Corn.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-justly-4wd-/1165598073

 

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But - why park it in the shadows to photograph it?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Junkman somehow omitted to put one of his special warnings on this, so I will instead. Do not read. The lack of punctuation will make your head spin and your eyes bleed.

 

Well, actually, what I wanted to say about this, is 'don't 190s always look decidedly old money?'.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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In the spring, a middle-aged man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of Matra Ranchos on Leboncoin.

 

This one's like those trendy bags of popcorn - sweet yet salty.  Had all the work done though.

 

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https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/954955302.htm

 

 

This one's cheaper, but apparently has 1100cc POWAH for added inability to pull Midnite off your sister:

 

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https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/946111463.htm

 

This one is somewhere in the middle.  At least it has photos from two different angles, which counts as a comprehensive listing on LBC:

 

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https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/951588778.htm

johngarty Rank: BL Wedge

johngarty

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You can collect your front bumper, sump and exhaust after the first speed bump.

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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Skizzer can you please stop posting Ranchos.

I'd just about accepted the fact I will never own one, then you go flaunting adverts of them in the wild on the continent, please stop.

Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

Ratdat

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I won this and went all the way to Kent to fetch it this morning but came back without it. It's fairly solid but very shabby and battered with really shit paintwork all over (despite the comedy and innefectual T-cutting effort) and a grubby tired looking interior. Lots of broken and missing trim inside and out. The engine is very tappety and the exhaust is blowing very loudly. Overall it's very neglected looking and even further from the description than you could possibly imagine. The main reason for not buying it is despite the seller telling me he had all the paperwork and the V5 "right here", when I got there he had nothing and decided to waste an hour of my time by pretending to look for the V5. I suspect he was hoping I would think he was being genuine and just buy it anyway. He said he got it at auction and I'm wondering if it's a Cat C or something as it's been hit in the rear. Either way the seller is an unapologetic, time-wasting, lying oxygen thief and I hope he gets struck by lightning. Twice.

 

Should it be re-listed... Caveat Emptor

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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The "just needs exhaust rubbers for the MOT" would set the alarm bells ringing

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