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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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^^^

Horrific.

Seller says:

 

 

 

HERE I AM SELLING MY CAR

DUE TO HAVING BIGGERCAS AS THIS ONE TO SMALL

ITS IN GOOD CONDITION 

HAS 11 MONTHS M-O-T

CASH ON COLLECTION 

ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK 

 

So, because Im on nights and the hours are long I thought I would ask "Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?"

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Want to look like a massive winner? You need this Kia Magentis

 

[picture of terribleness]

 

Either you've spelt wanker incorrectly or you meant to capitalise as in Michael Winner.

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pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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Fuggin'ell, £10 grand for that kit car, sorry, this is not a kit car.   

 

Top tip to the seller  -  get the screen in and the wipers working, get the SVA man to do his thing and then tell me that its theoretical 0-60 time can be achieved without it falling to bits.

stephen01 Rank: Renault 16

stephen01

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Check out the quality of finish on this thing. I bet the lads at bentley would be shiteing themselves if they clocked it.

 

 

This has an episode of casualty written all over it.

 

DSC_8560.jpg

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Twin-turbo-Audi-V8-Zonda-inspired-replica-/201257584549?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2edbe307a5

 

 

Now I can really appreciate the work that's gone into this but I reckon it needs another 10k spending on a proper paint job and interior. this could be truly something special if you're into that type of thing. 

 

or paint it beige with a velour interior and have somethin  special

tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

tooSavvy

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUZUKI-SWIFT-rare-GTI-1-3-16v-3dr-red-race-spares-breaking-KIT-car-SUBARU-JUSTY/221651901282?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D28111%26meid%3D22cfce48fed64e5a9f549e873f504d56%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D11472%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D201255869212&rt=nc

 

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... I only post this for the AMAZING fact he blew up the engine.... but didn't die during the journey - having Nankangs on the back!!  :P

 

 

TS

Mike D Rank: Citroen Ami

Mike D

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I've got Nankangs all round on my 330 clubsport, they're great tyres!

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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Ok, so it's near enough £10k, but I think this is spectacular

 

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philibusmo Rank: Renault 16

philibusmo

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There is seemingly so much excellent chod in NZ, I'm beginning to think I may never want to leave.

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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i've long thought that the land of the long white cloud was the promised land,

 

with chod like that available, i think this proves that it is (the promised land that is)

2Thumbs Rank: Austin Maxi

2Thumbs

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... I only post this for the AMAZING fact he blew up the engine.... but didn't die during the journey - having Nankangs on the back!!  :P

 

 

TS

 

BF Goodrich is better than a budget dichfinder by quite a margin.

Manbearpig Rank: Austin Maxi

Manbearpig

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At least 2 or 3 nights each year I lie awake at night...... :wub: ..... dreaming of finding a 10,000 mile example of one of these in some old duffer's garage, ready to transport me for the next three decades in brown loveliness and into my retirement

 

 

 

 

I always quite liked the idea of these XC v70's. This ones just 600 quid, brown and the handbrakes lever's broken off.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-v70-xc-cross-counrty/1095299115

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