eBay tat volume 3.

[garethj]

Welcome back to the car park of the '70s.  Let's hear it for Bob, the junior sales rep, he's just got a new road atlas with all the Little Chefs marked on it.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1300-SDL-GOLD-/171511734682?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27eee5619a

 

Perhaps if he can coax a few more mph from that A-series he can keep up with Dave, salesman of the month for the last 3 months running.  The girls in the typing pool really go for that vinyl roof.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-VAUXHALL-VIVA-1256-SL-METALLIC-GOLD-WITH-BLACK-VILNAL-ROOF-/261620409194?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ce9caa36a

 

Dave looks on with some envy at Mike, he's the area sales manager and that Cortina is the cat's pyjamas.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-2000-XL-BRONZE-/181562972141?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a45ff17ed

 

Mike knows he's got more chance of walking on Mars than getting Edward's job of sales director.  That Beemer is pretty exotic but the girls in accounts are all over him like a cheap suit.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-2500-E3-/141448294499?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20eef9b063

 

This belongs to Tracey from personnel.  She's sleeping with Sir Charles, the chairman.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-E-Type-Series-3-V12-5-3-Roadster-1973-30000m-with-substantial-history-/131327938081?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e93c14e21

[Hertz]

Targa Top MK1 MR2 with test for 695 looks like a bargain to me.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Ooooh look at this early 3-stud Knob Van with the pre-XUD frisky fanbelt motor!!!!

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/712467538.htm?ca=7_s

 

Its only £300! I've emailed him. Long way away like

[Hertz]

Pigeon Loft Find!

 

[andy18s]

850 And Beige....

.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-VOLVO-850-T5-Auto-Beige-2-4-Petrol-/291274216089?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43d14bd299

 

[Hertz]

Trike Shite. Brilliant.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Christ that is astonishingly shite, great find

[Sloth in a bowl]

Of all the shite on sale today, why is this the one that peaks my interest? http://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citeroen-bx-1900-gti-16valve/1086372056

 

 

 

citeroen bx 1900 gti 16valve

 

Walsall £150

 

Fuel type Petrol Year 1988 Body type 5 Door Hatchback Model Bx 19 gti Colour Black Seller type Trade

Mileage 0 Transmission Manual Make Citroen Engine size 1905 Posted 1 day ago

Description

car has been abandoned for the last couple of years, in that time the drivers-side rear quarter-light has broken,steering-wheel and barrel have been damaged. 
also, no keys or log-book

[New POD]

4X4 Cavalier needs some loving

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-mk2-2l-4x4-not-Sierra-4x4-four-wheel-drive-rally-/141451880973

 

 

130 BHP SEH 8V - proper q car. 195/60x14 steels but those are SRi trims and it should have L trims, like what the grey bumpers are.

 

Still throw in a GSi engine, steal the interior out of an Old v6 Diplomat, and you've got a stonking car. (or throw in a V6 as I'm sure I've seen that done on what used to be cavweb.co.uk  )

 

I'm just off for a wank.

[Lankytim]

This is about as shite as it gets, MOTd and £100! Needs a clutch mind..

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daihatsu-Charade-1-5-GLXi-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-needs-clutch-MOT-March-2015-/321538505863?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4add303c87

 

[Alexg]

This looks a potential honey....

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-90-/141451732480

Audi 90 1986 Auto 2.0L 97500 guaranteed mileage. One owner from new. Mechanically in perfect working order. Body work needs a little attention. This car has always been garaged. MOT and taxed until Feb 2015. Full service history. The only reason my dad is selling the car he is 94 and has given up driving. This car has been well looked after as it has been my dads pride and joy.

 

 

 

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK2-FORD-CORTINA-1600CC-4-SPEED-COLUMN-CHANGE-VERY-RARE-1968-69-/271649697852?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f3f95703c

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

 

usual wear and tear for age

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-TOYOTA-SUPRA-RED-/271650223528?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f3f9d75a8

[Mr_Bo11ox]

130 BHP SEH 8V - proper q car. 195/60x14 steels but those are SRi trims and it should have L trims, like what the grey bumpers are.

 

Still throw in a GSi engine, steal the interior out of an Old v6 Diplomat, and you've got a stonking car. (or throw in a V6 as I'm sure I've seen that done on what used to be cavweb.co.uk  )

 

I think its the 115bhp engine in these, and I think they're GL trims?? Also leave the engine and trim alone!!! The bizarre spec is the great thing about these I reckon.

[New POD]

I think its the 115bhp engine in these, and I think they're GL trims?? Also leave the engine and trim alone!!! The bizarre spec is the great thing about these I reckon.

 nah it's a g reg and therefore 130.

 

K reg would had the 115 bhp.

 

Front trim is GL, rear is SRi.  Indeed the bizarre spec is great. only 10 left apparently.

[Alexg]

I'd love to get into a major league tank slapper in one of these before some black dude throws the book at me for plowing the Don's favourite daughter or similar

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-CHEVROLET-GMC-BRONZE-/321565884910

 

Sadly the vendor of this is clearing his brothers Yank collection after his passing

[mouseflakes]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK2-FORD-CORTINA-1600CC-4-SPEED-COLUMN-CHANGE-VERY-RARE-1968-69-/271649697852?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f3f95703c

That's ace.

 

 

I'd like to think the bottom one in that stack of 'wheels' was being carried in the boot as the spare.

[mercrocker]

That Corty seller only loses credibility when he suggests turning it into a 1600E instead of just MOT'ing it and leaving it exactly the way it is.....

[Alexg]

Somewhere right now you know some pilchard with a sack of VAG clichés and short term enthusiasm is eyeing this up for a bumming

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-polo-mk2-breadvan-VERY-CLEAN-golf-jetta-mk1-mk2-mk3-/161465929758

[Matt]

You know you want a toy for winter!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/181568019047

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261638300873

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/321560194357

 

Shit photos. shit wheels, shit steering wheel. Brilliant.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/361089666202

 

Short MOT, reliable motor, I'll bet this one goes proper cheap

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/281480738371

 

Pretty sure this has been relisted, one bid will probably win it.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221583207407

 

Same seller as the Micra

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221588554687

[Tetleysmooth]

It's not on ebay, but what the hell for £295

 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1555855531313785&set=pcb.393597434128014&type=1&theater

[worldofceri]

Tidy Probe.  I thought these looked crap when new.  Nowadays: Would.  At only £400 ono I call barg.

 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

nah it's a g reg and therefore 130.

 

K reg would had the 115 bhp.

 

Front trim is GL, rear is SRi.  Indeed the bizarre spec is great. only 10 left apparently.

May I put my two pennorth in at this point ?

As a big buyer of Vauxhalls, my employer (Argos) used to get 3 month fleet demos of all the latest models and as with any demo I'd blag them to use if they were any good. We got a red 4x4 Cavalier and it was shit,very basic inside and definitely only the 115 bhp L/GLi/CDi spec engine with the higher gearing. It handled funny from memory and you couldn't provoke it into lift off or left foot oversteer like a normal Cavalier. In fact even though it was around for my annual 4 day destruction test following the RAC Rally round the country and there was snow that year I took an XM.

[dugong]

Tidy Probe.  I thought these looked crap when new.  Nowadays: Would.  At only £400 ono I call barg.

 

It's a 16v. Eurgh. £400 will just about get a scabby V6 - and they're rather fun.

[derskine]

Somewhere right now you know some pilchard with a sack of VAG clichés and short term enthusiasm is eyeing this up for a bumming

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-polo-mk2-breadvan-VERY-CLEAN-golf-jetta-mk1-mk2-mk3-/161465929758

 

Very rare to find a mk2 without head rests.

I want another but don't have 800 squid to hand.

[Alan_Green]

That Prelude from 5 posts back is worthy of a bigger mention. MOT'd until the 31st. 45K. Auto. £250!  In Romford.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/honda-prelude-1829-cc-1987-e-reg/1086548494 

 

[Semi-C]

This looks a potential honey....

 

 

 

A.T.C.N.B.E......??

[Semi-C]

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/car-advert/renault/19/1992/276728/?utm_source=Trovit&utm_medium=CPC&utm_campaign=Premium

 

 

If it wasn't for my pathological distrust of Red vehicles I'd be on it like a P5 bonnet.

[worldofceri]

That Audi ‘no longer available’. Not surprised at that price, it did look tidy. Hope it's gone to someone who'll enjoy it, not a banger rally and not a white room either.

[cort16]

Ever wondered how low is too low? Here's your answer. That can't have any springs in the back.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ6-3-2-straight-6-rwd-drift-skid-RWD-project-retro-/321567101316?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4adee49184