eBay tat volume 3.

[Benjyp10]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-414-CLASSIC-CAR-/221580568354?

 

This guy looks like a flippin character from 'Bo Selecta'

Just rolled in from the local Gypo site...

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-Estate-/221580166045

 

 

NO KEYS OR LOG BOOK STILL LOOKING FOR LOG BOOK BEEN IN GARAGE FOR LAST 20 YEARS

 

Come out of there and get something to eat mate. If you cant find it in there after a 20-yr search the new keeper is just gonna have to fork out £25 for a new one.

[drum]

Soz if this is a pearoast

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Allegro-Vanden-Plas-1500-1979-/171497289513?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27ee08f729

[Alexg]

Nicely presented 360 GLT

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-360-GLT-1989-F-Reg-108K-MoT-Oct-2015-Rare-Classic-Car-Only-One-on-ebay-/251685632485

[Mr_Bo11ox]

i'd start 'presenting' if I clocked that while out and about

[mercrocker]

^^I bet the Doctor already is!

[Alexg]

Already at £770 3 hours in. Any guesses on where casual racists and illegal dog owners may tap out?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-ford-escort-mk1-1300-xl-originally-tawny-brown-metallic-very-original-/291272634826

[Novanick1]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Princess-1700-1981-Spares-or-Repair-/111490873470?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19f55fb87e

[brickwall]

Sweet. I love the "posh brown" colour.

[brickwall]

500 with 7 hours  to go.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Estelle-120-LXE-Very-Rare-rear-wheel-drive-drift-project-Retro-Cool-chic-/381025311904?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item58b6e0dca0

[cort16]

These look like any old boring Mid 90's C-Class but rather than a 2.2 litre diesel motor or a 1.8 pez this has a 4.3 amg tuned v8. 300bhp and sub 6 seconds 0-60 but it looks like you're on the way to the garden centre to buy some compost or plastic meerkats.

This one's £2500, which is quite tempting.

 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201311189979992/usedcars

[cort16]

Freshly imported from 1989

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FORD-TRANSIT-3-9-V8-TWIN-TURBO-JAG-AXLE-CUSTOM-MK2-OLD-SCHOOL-HOT-ROD-/191382708613?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c8f4c6185

[cort16]

i see toosavvy's brother is selling his escort.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/1990-mk4-ford-escort-ghia-special-edition/1085658236

[cort16]

These 2.2 v-tec preludes are meant to be a decent steer. The sellers camera seems to be set to helter skelter unfortunately and the interior sounds a bit sinister.

 

 

Interior is much darker in person

 

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/1997-2.2-honda-prelude-vtec/1085649951

[cort16]

Fuck a duck here's another cheap AMG merc. This is a C32 and it's even quicker than the flippin c43. No v8 though.

This would definitely blow up and ruin me.

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-benz-c32-amg/1085622400

[brickwall]

Aye, that would come back and skelp me on the arse.

[Matt]

The "Worst Rare Car on eBay"

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161458379090

[TagoraSX]

I'm guessing the Corolla estate was designed at 4.55 pm on a Friday.

[Skizzer]

^ Aye, in three different design studios at once.

 

Meanwhile, here's an optimistically priced Prisma for fans of unloved Lancias.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C551989

[Skizzer]

If we've had this before then sorry - but I'm liking this E12 and the listing made me chuckle.  The guy would probably fit in well here.  

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C542796

[Novanick1]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WARTBURG-353-TOURIST-VERY-RARE-2-LEFT-IN-UK-LIkE-VW-VARIANT-BEETLE-T2-/261633763508?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cea9668b4

 

Corrrrr

[Alexg]

THE ASTUTE AMONG YOU MAY NOTICE THE TELL TALE SIGNS THIS CAR IS NOT CONCOURSE, ITS NOT EVEN CLEAN,

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MARINA-SUPER-DELUXE-1-3-1973-TAX-EXEMPT-NOT-MINOR-ITAL-ESCORT-MARLIN-/201199735325

[Hertz]

WTF?

 

[Hertz]

This looks vfm for 200 nicker.

 

 

THE CAR STARTS AND DRIVES OK WHEN COLD, BUT AFTER ABOUT 10 MINS IT STARTS TO IDLE ROUGH AND DOES NOT DRIVE VERY WELL

 

Just be a sensor or something piss easy*

 

[Alexg]

At 10 euro bags this is horrendously salty. But my god it's mega...

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/721457587.htm?ca=17_s

 

 

[M'coli]

This looks vfm for 200 nicker.

 

Just be a sensor or something piss easy*

 

Shit the bed! Check out what else is in the photo! Fred! Fred! FRED!

[Alexg]

Get a load of this Mehari-esque home lash up Simca

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/696040059.htm?ca=17_s

[Adrian_pt]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-SAAB-900GL-SALOON-2-0-MANUAL-ONLY-59-000-MILES-2-PREVIOUS-OWNERS-/111487778875?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19f530803b#viTabs_0

 

Wonderful low mileage Saab. Till last year, every morning at 9 sharp one of these would cruise down the Kings Road, Chelsea, driven by an old geezer who would sit at a café by Sloane Square and leer at the girls for the rest of the day.

[Matt]

WTF?

 

 

It's a Daihatsu Cuore (Mira in Japan) walkthrough van with a Mini front end. British stuff is very trendy in Japan and Minis are quite popular. I think there are a few with conversions like this.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-SAAB-900GL-SALOON-2-0-MANUAL-ONLY-59-000-MILES-2-PREVIOUS-OWNERS-/111487778875?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19f530803b#viTabs_0

 

Wonderful low mileage Saab. Till last year, every morning at 9 sharp one of these would cruise down the Kings Road, Chelsea, driven by an old geezer who would sit at a café by Sloane Square and leer at the girls for the rest of the day.

I'd been wondering how to spend my retirement, thanks!