eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAMBORGHINI-/231358207701?
 

 

WAS PREVIOUSLY ON MY LAMBORGHINI DIABLO

 

My arse was it, it was previously on your Ford Probe with a wanky lamborghini panel kit on it featuring 3/4" panel gaps and loads of visible mastic when you open the doors

[Hertz]

V6 Xantia with Leather!

 

[Hertz]

Wowsers!

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/pf02-wep-/321553725071

 

I have fancied one of these ever since former shite captain of industry R9UKE had one and described its interior as 'likely to seem very luxurious if you are  a recent escapee from a Turkish prison'. PLus thse are simple old crates arent they and will no doubt get you here you want to go without fail or any semblance of style.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-ALFA-ROMEO-146-T-SPARK-16V-RED-/131323699829?

 

Looks nice

 

 

Q: Hi regarding the 146 has there been a cambelt change since the one in the book in 2007 thanks
A: Hi You could ring Days Of Milton Keynes who have done all of the servicing, Regards Kevin

 

Yeah he could do that, or you could ring them yourself seeing as its your car and you're the one trying to sell it, you bone-idle shitehawk

[Hertz]

 

 

Fun Kit Car

 

I'd rather sit and watch a church burn down than drive this.

[stilo_active]

My shitter for sale. No reserve, 11 months MoT, one day left. Buy it, you know you want to http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/OTAwWDE2MDA=/z/WCsAAOSw8cNUPZ4J/$_57.JPG

[Hertz]

Mazda 323 pickup, I take it these were never available in the uk?

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KIA-CAR-/261624708000

 

If I bought this and drove round in it i'd feel like the lass described in Pulp's 'Common People', just playing at the whole game of looking utterly broke.... 'if I called my dad he could end it all' by giving me a lift up to the unit so i could collect the Primera and drive it instead

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-AUDI-A6-1-8-T-SE-FULL-SERVICE-HISTORY-/251676386524?

 

 

Dressed up as ENTO 1 from the film GHOSTBUSTERS

 

'ENTO 1'???? Have you ever even seen Ghostbusters? I'm presuming you either havent, or are simply desperately thick.

 

 

This car has recently completed a 2,000 mile rally across the Alps to Monaco and back

 

WOW you drove to the south of France and back, fucking bully for you. 0.6/10

[garethj]

This Carlton Carrera looks a bit like a Datsun 240Z, Capri, an E Type (I'm squinting so hard I look like Marty Feldman) and a TVR.  Plus it's got a 2 litre Pinto and probably more leaks than the Max Boyce fan club.  I'd love one.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Carlton-Carrerra-Kit-Car-BARN-FIND-/201197487258?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ed84e049a

 

 

But probably not this one

[M'coli]

Have we had this yet? If so, tough - it's nice enough, and rare enough, to see again.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/E52gpj/141436732357?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D1220c11a9cf04b9eaa3aa08668a34ae8%26pid%3D100009%26prg%3D20140328180637%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D301351286411

[TagoraSX]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-9000-CDE-Griffin-A-Turbo-Abbott-Saloon-/281471705971?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4189056373

 

[sheffcortinacentre]

that mazda pick is from south africa.

[skattrd]

Cort16  to the beige courtesy phone ... Scorpio on the blue £750

 

[TagoraSX]

Wolseley Wedge!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wolseley-Wedge-/251682948759?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a99790697

 

[cort16]

Be the envy of all the local VW flumps with with flower box scene look.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1932-Hillman-Minx-BARN-FIND-garden-ornament-poss-hot-rod-or-restore-rare-car-/141436876399?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20ee4b766f

[cort16]

when I read v8 beetle I thought it was going to be a mike-d type rwd conversion.

I was wrong. This must have some interesting handling characteristics.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/3-5-litre-V8-Custom-Beetle-convertible-1971-tax-exempt-/201192847210?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ed807376a

[cort16]

I know these fetch some serious coin when up and running but this is up to nearly 11 grand!

 

 

Apart from what mother nature has stolen from the vehicle, someone has stolen the boot lid!

 

And no boot lid!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1959-MERCEDES-190-WHITE-/111484800642?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19f5030e82

[brickwall]

I bet that does get some serious dosh.

[dugong]

Deal God this fits my bill perfectly. I might see if I can get some quotes to drag this back up the road. Anyone in Halifax area?

 

I am-ish if at the PARENTS_DUGONG.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-GRANADA-GHIA-I-4X4-BLACK-/181562819898?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a45fcc53a

[cort16]

Need a forklift? Got some old metal and a Peugeot 205 lieing around?

No one else you can call?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugot-205/171502312912?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D24932%26meid%3D94e8c0b872fb4666a397173af9139e64%26pid%3D100009%26prg%3D10513%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D151441413282

[Micrashed]

Is it wrong to like this a lot?

[Novanick1]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-ital-not-marina-/171507447415?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27eea3f677

 

 

 

morris ital not marina

 

Thanks for the precise knowledge dibshit 

[Adrian_pt]

This 1980 Fiesta is seriously good value at 800 quid: http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C551209

[Hertz]

Low mileage Metro with loads of MOT. Looks a bit low though?

 

[Hertz]

How cool is this?

 

Under the bonnet there no longer lurks the wheezy old 1.6 litre engine that it left the Ford factory with, instead you'll find a 2.0 litre Fuel injected engine from a Granada, this is coupled to a 5 speed manual transmission, with a new clutch fitted

 

[Hertz]

Autotwatic Little Civic.

 

[scruff]

 

http://www.custojusto.pt/castelo-branco/todo-o-terreno/toyota-pick-up-dyna-vendoo-ou-trocoo-14488194

[Hertz]

What a peach.