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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-AUDI-100-S4-TURBO-Avant-SILVER-/331340263819

 

 

water has got inside in the drivers foot well via the bonnet and a perished grommet, this has made the carpets wet. I'll leave the windows open for a while and hopefully this will help dry them out

 

Can't see any flaws in that plan.

 

 

£100 via papal within 12 hours of auction finishing

 

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"alright then but you're copping the 3.5% fees muthafucka!!! Spiritus sanctus etc"

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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You couldn't make some of this shit up, could you?   Somebody needs to save that Ital though before it gets monged.   What?  Not me mate, got three Mori to bleed me dry already....

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-33-/111480991294

 

Shovel-face cooking model Alfa 33, LHD Slovakian import - only £3600!!!!

 

 

Oh aye, who made that estimation, was it these guys by any chance?

 

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SHUT UP MAN

 

Not all foreigners immediately understand that even a Mercedes is only worth £3.94 in the UK once it's three years old.

I forgot, subtract 3 quid if OMGLHD.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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WHOA! SERIES ONE V8! And look how nice it looks! It even has MOT!

 

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Will drive away and is MOT'd until 13th October. 

 

On 06-Oct-14 at 18:59:49 BST, seller added the following information:

 

OK I got a spot of daylight today when it wasn't raining cats and dogs. Had a brief look at the car.

 
1) We have bulkhead rot on the nearside. Which I would class as terminal. 
 
2) The boot floor doesn't really exist.
 
3) There are whopping great holes in the front of the sills - there is some evidence of some welding there as well.
 
4) The thing lets water in like a rag top. 
 
As a consequences the words 'dangerous to drive' spring to mind. Don't expect anything but a rusty wreck. 
 
Come and take it away please!
 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-Three-Thousand-Five-3500-V8-/141429680427?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20eddda92b

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201408166648204/sort/default/usedcars/make/vauxhall/page/1/radius/1500/model/cavalier/postcode/co11aa/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew?logcode=p

 

Bugger me! I'd love this! at £1995 and with only 21000 miles I'd say this was a mega bargain! Someone needs to save it before it gets slammed and banded!

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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WHOA! SERIES ONE V8! And look how nice it looks! It even has MOT!

 

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Don't expect anything but a rusty wreck.

 

 

Blimey! Having looked at the pics - no way that could have passed an (unbiased) test a year ago surely?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Blimey! Having looked at the pics - no way that could have passed an (unbiased) test a year ago surely?

 

Even more remarkable is that it's none other than Nick Dunning who obviously got the shaft end of a deal.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-Impeza-Wrx-Classic-/111480983308?

 

Check out that steering wheel!!!!! Presumably this lad, while he's driving about in the actual real world in a proper car on genuine tarmac roads, is dreaming of the good old days when he spent hours and hours playing flipping SEGA RALLY or whatever down the amusements. I bet £5 that it is impossible to see the dials on this car while driving.

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Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Rusty yet tidy Croma

 

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Disco Fever Rank: Austin Maxi

Disco Fever

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-Impeza-Wrx-Classic-/111480983308?

 

Check out that steering wheel!!!!! Presumably this lad, while he's driving about in the actual real world in a proper car on genuine tarmac roads, is dreaming of the good old days when he spent hours and hours playing flipping SEGA RALLY or whatever down the amusements. I bet £5 that it is impossible to see the dials on this car while driving.

Could just be an illusion but the offset on the wheel has a Socialist Worker style leftist bias.

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