eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

This Fiorino pickup could be improved in the looks department by, oh I don't know...smearing it in horse shit?

Other than that it seems value for 495 given it's got an MOT and the seller says it runs on veg oil.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/fiat-fiorino-pick-up-not-volkswagen-caddy/1014227459

[face]

Remember that awesome F1 Transit from a decade or so ago?

 

Well, this is fuck-all like that in any way.

 

 

 

 

This Cosworth lumped crap-heap has just sold for £1391.

 

WE BUILT THIS VAN AS A PROMOTIONAL VEHICLE A FEW YEARS BACK AND IT CERTAINLY WORKED

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-COSWORTH-24-V-/171015245645?autorefresh=true&_trksid=p2047675.l2557&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D14838%26meid%3D6724920710502712894%26pid%3D100010%26prg%3D1013%26rk%3D1%26sd%3D321088930263%26&nma=true&si=of4U0FhBxVEyjRsMK%252Bph%252Bm4n03M%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc#ht_1298wt_1399

[face]

£1600 looks entirely reasonable for this entirely reasonable mild cloak-barried RS Turbo Fiesta.

 

Needs a few bits and bobs mind, but good value. I suppose the

History:40 offers

proves that.

 

I've always really liked these. A good aggressive looking motor.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-FIESTA-RS-TURBO-RED-/181098371697?_trksid=p2047675.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D14838%26meid%3D6725339794055357978%26pid%3D100010%26prg%3D1013%26rk%3D2%26sd%3D121086616533%26#ht_1288wt_1399

[shedvan]

http://www.ebay.ie/itm/271183221852?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649#ht_500wt_1288

 

1979 Russet Brown Princess 2 1.7 HL

 

With a tow hook!

[Spiny Norman]

Anyone feeling brave/stupid enough to want to resuscitate a dead, semi-auto CX?

 

[Spiny Norman]

OMGKAOS....

 

[cort16]

More beavertail chique

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mercedes-380-sec-1983-y/1014282414

[triumph1300]

Remember that awesome F1 Transit from a decade or so ago?

 

Well, this is fuck-all like that in any way.

 

 

 

 

This Cosworth lumped crap-heap has just sold for £1391.

 

WE BUILT THIS VAN AS A PROMOTIONAL VEHICLE A FEW YEARS BACK AND IT CERTAINLY WORKED

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-COSWORTH-24-V-/171015245645?autorefresh=true&_trksid=p2047675.l2557&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D14838%26meid%3D6724920710502712894%26pid%3D100010%26prg%3D1013%26rk%3D1%26sd%3D321088930263%26&nma=true&si=of4U0FhBxVEyjRsMK%252Bph%252Bm4n03M%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc#ht_1298wt_1399

 

Hahaha my mate's brother just bought this. It will be coming to Canterbury very soon. Shudder

[Cavcraft]

I'll stick my neck out here and say that Transit isn't all that bad for the money. The bodywork looks straight enough and I'd have thought the engine mush be worth a few quid to someone. Take that stupid bonnet off, lob a 2.5Di in and you've got a nice looking, useable van that's more reliable than the newer shaped ones.

[oman5]

I'll stick my neck out here and say that Transit isn't all that bad for the money. The bodywork looks straight enough and I'd have thought the engine mush be worth a few quid to someone. Take that stupid bonnet off, lob a 2.5Di in and you've got a nice looking, useable van that's more reliable than the newer shaped ones.

 

 

I'd be tempted to get it running properly as it is. 200 bhp should shift it along nicely. until the gearbox explodes anyway.

[Spiny Norman]

Bargainous fourdoor.

 

[Spiny Norman]

Feeling vulnerable? An armoured S-Class is just the ticket for the shiteist on the run.

 

[RedSparrow]

Never noticed before, but there's a bit of a Tagora look going on from the side:

 

I love this. Just the sort of thing I would be driven round in should I ever get involved in high-level politics.

[ChinaTom]

 

 

I really can't warm to these at all and this is possibly the worst colour you could possibly paint a car.

 

 

Jaguar and Daimler charged a bleedin' fortune for Primrose Pearl paint on the Insignia special orders in the 90's.

[skattrd]

Autoshite holidays are pleased to offer this fine vehicle ....

 

 

I'm not one for campers, but this is HOT!

[Pillock]

That S-Class will apparently stop a 7.62 caliber round with it's 6.5mm steel plating.

 

*looks at his Liverpudlian surroundings*

 

Might be useful.

[Cavcraft]

That Mercedes camper has only done so few miles because it'd take several weeks to get to the local fucking shops in that.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-7-CWT- ... 3f23d7b3d8

 

'NEEDS WELDING'

 

File that in the Slight Understatement drawer, please, Miss Jones.

[garethj]

"Hey, love, I've bought you a 4x4 so you can mingle with the other school mums in their Porsche Cayennes."

 

"What do you mean, I'm fucking useless? Why are you crying? I'm not completely crazy, I didn't buy you this one"

[cort16]

At least it's not got a roof rack!

 

[HereHareHere]

 

Shite-spec 406 koop for £495 with a year's MOT. Won't be much fun dealing with the vendor though, who has a first-class honours degree from the UNIVERSITY OF BASTARD.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-PEUGEOT- ... 43ba934913

[shedvan]

 

Shite-spec 406 koop for £495 with a year's MOT. Won't be much fun dealing with the vendor though, who has a first-class honours degree from the UNIVERSITY OF BASTARD.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-PEUGEOT- ... 43ba934913

 

Angry, angry man, although with a curiously child-like attachment to rainbow colourings.

[HereHareHere]

 

I'm beginning to imagine myself entwined with one of these in scrotum/wallet emptying scenarios. This looks SUPA-LEWD for £2975.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[dollywobbler]

Wow. I've been trying to find a picture of a Beetle converted like that for ages. I remember reading about a metallic red one in some magazine many, many moons ago. I'm afraid I really liked it...

[HereHareHere]

 

67k V6 auto, new cambelt, fsh, private sale. £1295 is nosing into the REALM OF BARG.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-FE-s ... 19dadfce0f

 

I WANTA SEX U UP.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Anglia-1 ... 2329a27749

 

Local to me Anglia that's been garaged 40 years, the comments at the bottom made me laugh, starting as all friendly until the last one. I WILL NOT END AUCTION OR SELL IT BIN FFS.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-Heinkel- ... 35c631beae

 

This is the Heinkel and shed from the Mouldsworth Motor Museum that recently sold in auction, I'd be interested to see what it makes.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Borgward-Isab ... 3f23d64e8f

 

Wow! A Borgward Isabella barn find!

 

Taken out of use in 1975 for leaking water pump, new repair kit bought but never fitted, still in original packaging

[R9UKE]

 

67k V6 auto, new cambelt, fsh, private sale. £1295 is nosing into the REALM OF BARG.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

If it were an Elite I'd have it! Very cheap now. Needs to be dark red with cream leather

[Pillock]

406 Seller is indeed a man with pent-up agression, however some stuff like

 

MY PHONES HAVE AN IN BUILT FILTER THAT DEALS WITH WORDSLIKE BEST PRICE, LAST PRICE, FINAL PRICE, ALLOMYTE, HELLO MY FRIEEENND & ANY OTHER CALCUTTA MARKET PLACE TACTICS SO BE WARNED IF YOU SAY ANY OF THE ABOVE YOU WILL BE POCKETTED IMMEDIATELY.

 

(without the capslock fuckery) is a good point and one that I believe some regular car sellers on here adhere to

[willswitchengage]

Is it just me or does this actually look quite cool? I'd like to roll in it.

 

[mouseflakes]

18,000 mile Justy for a shade under a grand BIN. I like the look of this.