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Remember that awesome F1 Transit from a decade or so ago?

 

Well, this is fuck-all like that in any way.

 

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This Cosworth lumped crap-heap has just sold for £1391.

 

WE BUILT THIS VAN AS A PROMOTIONAL VEHICLE A FEW YEARS BACK AND IT CERTAINLY WORKED

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-COSWORTH-24-V-/171015245645?autorefresh=true&_trksid=p2047675.l2557&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D14838%26meid%3D6724920710502712894%26pid%3D100010%26prg%3D1013%26rk%3D1%26sd%3D321088930263%26&nma=true&si=of4U0FhBxVEyjRsMK%252Bph%252Bm4n03M%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc#ht_1298wt_1399

Posted

£1600 looks entirely reasonable for this entirely reasonable mild cloak-barried RS Turbo Fiesta.

 

Needs a few bits and bobs mind, but good value. I suppose the

History:40 offers
proves that.

 

I've always really liked these. A good aggressive looking motor.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-FIESTA-RS-TURBO-RED-/181098371697?_trksid=p2047675.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D14838%26meid%3D6725339794055357978%26pid%3D100010%26prg%3D1013%26rk%3D2%26sd%3D121086616533%26#ht_1288wt_1399

Posted

Anyone feeling brave/stupid enough to want to resuscitate a dead, semi-auto CX?

 

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Posted
Remember that awesome F1 Transit from a decade or so ago?

 

Well, this is fuck-all like that in any way.

 

$T2eC16VHJGwE9n)yTee!BRVEo,T3HQ~~60_12.JPG

 

$(KGrHqVHJC0FFJcwBq5nBRVEoZzSQQ~~60_12.JPG

 

$T2eC16ZHJGsFFMe)!MFzBRVEo,!I6w~~60_12.JPG

 

This Cosworth lumped crap-heap has just sold for £1391.

 

WE BUILT THIS VAN AS A PROMOTIONAL VEHICLE A FEW YEARS BACK AND IT CERTAINLY WORKED

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-COSWORTH-24-V-/171015245645?autorefresh=true&_trksid=p2047675.l2557&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D14838%26meid%3D6724920710502712894%26pid%3D100010%26prg%3D1013%26rk%3D1%26sd%3D321088930263%26&nma=true&si=of4U0FhBxVEyjRsMK%252Bph%252Bm4n03M%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc#ht_1298wt_1399

 

Hahaha my mate's brother just bought this. It will be coming to Canterbury very soon. Shudder :shock:

Posted

I'll stick my neck out here and say that Transit isn't all that bad for the money. The bodywork looks straight enough and I'd have thought the engine mush be worth a few quid to someone. Take that stupid bonnet off, lob a 2.5Di in and you've got a nice looking, useable van that's more reliable than the newer shaped ones.

Posted
I'll stick my neck out here and say that Transit isn't all that bad for the money. The bodywork looks straight enough and I'd have thought the engine mush be worth a few quid to someone. Take that stupid bonnet off, lob a 2.5Di in and you've got a nice looking, useable van that's more reliable than the newer shaped ones.

 

 

I'd be tempted to get it running properly as it is. 200 bhp should shift it along nicely. until the gearbox explodes anyway.

Posted

Bargainous fourdoor.

 

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Posted

Feeling vulnerable? An armoured S-Class is just the ticket for the shiteist on the run.

 

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Posted

Never noticed before, but there's a bit of a Tagora look going on from the side:

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I love this. Just the sort of thing I would be driven round in should I ever get involved in high-level politics.

Posted
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I really can't warm to these at all and this is possibly the worst colour you could possibly paint a car.

 

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Jaguar and Daimler charged a bleedin' fortune for Primrose Pearl paint on the Insignia special orders in the 90's.

Posted

Autoshite holidays are pleased to offer this fine vehicle ....

 

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I'm not one for campers, but this is HOT!

Posted

That S-Class will apparently stop a 7.62 caliber round with it's 6.5mm steel plating.

 

*looks at his Liverpudlian surroundings*

 

Might be useful.

Posted

That Mercedes camper has only done so few miles because it'd take several weeks to get to the local fucking shops in that.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-7-CWT- ... 3f23d7b3d8

 

'NEEDS WELDING'

 

File that in the Slight Understatement drawer, please, Miss Jones.

Posted

"Hey, love, I've bought you a 4x4 so you can mingle with the other school mums in their Porsche Cayennes."

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"What do you mean, I'm fucking useless? Why are you crying? I'm not completely crazy, I didn't buy you this one"

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Posted

 

Shite-spec 406 koop for £495 with a year's MOT. Won't be much fun dealing with the vendor though, who has a first-class honours degree from the UNIVERSITY OF BASTARD.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-PEUGEOT- ... 43ba934913

 

Angry, angry man, although with a curiously child-like attachment to rainbow colourings.

Posted

Wow. I've been trying to find a picture of a Beetle converted like that for ages. I remember reading about a metallic red one in some magazine many, many moons ago. I'm afraid I really liked it...

Posted

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-Heinkel- ... 35c631beae

 

This is the Heinkel and shed from the Mouldsworth Motor Museum that recently sold in auction, I'd be interested to see what it makes.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Borgward-Isab ... 3f23d64e8f

 

Wow! A Borgward Isabella barn find!

 

Taken out of use in 1975 for leaking water pump, new repair kit bought but never fitted, still in original packaging
Posted

406 Seller is indeed a man with pent-up agression, however some stuff like

 

MY PHONES HAVE AN IN BUILT FILTER THAT DEALS WITH WORDSLIKE BEST PRICE, LAST PRICE, FINAL PRICE, ALLOMYTE, HELLO MY FRIEEENND & ANY OTHER CALCUTTA MARKET PLACE TACTICS SO BE WARNED IF YOU SAY ANY OF THE ABOVE YOU WILL BE POCKETTED IMMEDIATELY.

 

(without the capslock fuckery) is a good point and one that I believe some regular car sellers on here adhere to ;)

Posted

Is it just me or does this actually look quite cool? I'd like to roll in it.

 

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Posted

18,000 mile Justy for a shade under a grand BIN. I like the look of this.

 

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