eBay tat volume 3.

[oman5]

I'll stick my neck out here and say that Transit isn't all that bad for the money. The bodywork looks straight enough and I'd have thought the engine mush be worth a few quid to someone. Take that stupid bonnet off, lob a 2.5Di in and you've got a nice looking, useable van that's more reliable than the newer shaped ones.

 

 

I'd be tempted to get it running properly as it is. 200 bhp should shift it along nicely. until the gearbox explodes anyway.

[Spiny Norman]

Bargainous fourdoor.

 

[Spiny Norman]

Feeling vulnerable? An armoured S-Class is just the ticket for the shiteist on the run.

 

[RedSparrow]

Never noticed before, but there's a bit of a Tagora look going on from the side:

 

I love this. Just the sort of thing I would be driven round in should I ever get involved in high-level politics.

[ChinaTom]

 

 

I really can't warm to these at all and this is possibly the worst colour you could possibly paint a car.

 

 

Jaguar and Daimler charged a bleedin' fortune for Primrose Pearl paint on the Insignia special orders in the 90's.

[skattrd]

Autoshite holidays are pleased to offer this fine vehicle ....

 

 

I'm not one for campers, but this is HOT!

[Pillock]

That S-Class will apparently stop a 7.62 caliber round with it's 6.5mm steel plating.

 

*looks at his Liverpudlian surroundings*

 

Might be useful.

[Cavcraft]

That Mercedes camper has only done so few miles because it'd take several weeks to get to the local fucking shops in that.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-7-CWT- ... 3f23d7b3d8

 

'NEEDS WELDING'

 

File that in the Slight Understatement drawer, please, Miss Jones.

[garethj]

"Hey, love, I've bought you a 4x4 so you can mingle with the other school mums in their Porsche Cayennes."

 

"What do you mean, I'm fucking useless? Why are you crying? I'm not completely crazy, I didn't buy you this one"

[cort16]

At least it's not got a roof rack!

 

[HereHareHere]

 

Shite-spec 406 koop for £495 with a year's MOT. Won't be much fun dealing with the vendor though, who has a first-class honours degree from the UNIVERSITY OF BASTARD.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-PEUGEOT- ... 43ba934913

[shedvan]

 

Shite-spec 406 koop for £495 with a year's MOT. Won't be much fun dealing with the vendor though, who has a first-class honours degree from the UNIVERSITY OF BASTARD.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-PEUGEOT- ... 43ba934913

 

Angry, angry man, although with a curiously child-like attachment to rainbow colourings.

[HereHareHere]

 

I'm beginning to imagine myself entwined with one of these in scrotum/wallet emptying scenarios. This looks SUPA-LEWD for £2975.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[dollywobbler]

Wow. I've been trying to find a picture of a Beetle converted like that for ages. I remember reading about a metallic red one in some magazine many, many moons ago. I'm afraid I really liked it...

[HereHareHere]

 

67k V6 auto, new cambelt, fsh, private sale. £1295 is nosing into the REALM OF BARG.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-FE-s ... 19dadfce0f

 

I WANTA SEX U UP.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Anglia-1 ... 2329a27749

 

Local to me Anglia that's been garaged 40 years, the comments at the bottom made me laugh, starting as all friendly until the last one. I WILL NOT END AUCTION OR SELL IT BIN FFS.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-Heinkel- ... 35c631beae

 

This is the Heinkel and shed from the Mouldsworth Motor Museum that recently sold in auction, I'd be interested to see what it makes.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Borgward-Isab ... 3f23d64e8f

 

Wow! A Borgward Isabella barn find!

 

Taken out of use in 1975 for leaking water pump, new repair kit bought but never fitted, still in original packaging

[R9UKE]

 

67k V6 auto, new cambelt, fsh, private sale. £1295 is nosing into the REALM OF BARG.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

If it were an Elite I'd have it! Very cheap now. Needs to be dark red with cream leather

[Pillock]

406 Seller is indeed a man with pent-up agression, however some stuff like

 

MY PHONES HAVE AN IN BUILT FILTER THAT DEALS WITH WORDSLIKE BEST PRICE, LAST PRICE, FINAL PRICE, ALLOMYTE, HELLO MY FRIEEENND & ANY OTHER CALCUTTA MARKET PLACE TACTICS SO BE WARNED IF YOU SAY ANY OF THE ABOVE YOU WILL BE POCKETTED IMMEDIATELY.

 

(without the capslock fuckery) is a good point and one that I believe some regular car sellers on here adhere to

[willswitchengage]

Is it just me or does this actually look quite cool? I'd like to roll in it.

 

[mouseflakes]

18,000 mile Justy for a shade under a grand BIN. I like the look of this.

 

[panhard65]

WTF Is this all about

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/451360579.htm?ca=12_s

[brickwall]

love the grill and the tow arm

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-DS-Sa ... 2a2b5edc9f

 

Cause tonight is the night, that I'm feeling alright

We'll be making love the whole night through

So I'm saving all my love

Yeah I'm saving all my love

Yes I'm saving all my love for youuuuu

 

[philibusmo]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sunbeam-Rapie ... 3cd070f914

No pictures, but this sounds intriguing.

 

Sunbeam Rapier with tax and MOT for currently 500 notes and about 10 miles away. If the Orion sells by the end of Saturday, I may just have to potter over and take a peak with some cash in my pocket as these are serious lookers, much like a small Jensen Interceptor.

 

Have a picture off of Google - other search engines are available.

[philibusmo]

You know you've hit rock bottom when:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Perodua-Nippa ... 3a7fb6e902

 

Nobody care for a little slice of heavily pogweaseled misery from Malaysia's 3rd favorite car manufacturer?

 

Or if that far eastern battered bollok doesn't float your boat, how about this gorgeous* Daewoo Espero with MOT and tax until September?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daewoo-Espero ... 3f23bdc0f9

 

It can't just be me who thinks that those are a bit of a looker. A bit like if a Citroen XM and a Mk2 Cavalier had a drunken shag down a Korean back alley and then left the ofspring in an orphanage to be fostered by well meaning Daewoo.

[vulgalour]

Picture of Daewoo Espero.

 

It can't just be me who thinks that those are a bit of a looker. A bit like if a Citroen XM and a Mk2 Cavalier had a drunken shag down a Korean back alley and then left the ofspring in an orphanage to be fostered by well meaning Daewoo.

 

Funnily enough, the driving experience is much the same as you've described it's origins there. I was quite disappointed at the time because I too think they look like a bit of alright.

[Spiny Norman]

Didn't know whether to put this in the bargains thread or not, these things seem to be going the way of the 500s now after years of being worthless.

 

[Spiny Norman]

Another tiddly Fiat. 7657 miles only.

 

 

The standard ones of these don't do much for me but I'd happily zip about town in a Sporting.

[willswitchengage]

 

 

Michelin-man seats aside, these do look boss. Last of the "proper" GM B-body bad boys.