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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-VAUXHALL ... 2ec546a744

 

'Lotus Carlton alternative'

 

Presumably in the same way a wheezy Mk5 Escort 1.1 is an alternative to a Cosworth?

 

Still, it does look rather MEGA, though you'd want more than two shit pictures and tosspottery description.

155V6 Rank: Lancia Gamma

155V6

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Those wide-bodied 155s are really mean looking cars, I'd definitely rock that one.

 

Defo, i'm not really into the black alloys look, but it really works here. I love 155's anyway, they're really good looking motors IMHO.

 

I agree, although I am slightly biased ;) I'd also add that the 155 is probably the best handling fwd drive car I've driven.

I'd like a go in a 2.0,as the V6 is a bit understeery :(

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Is it me or is does that Carlton look like it's sitting funny? I had one years ago and it was pretty mega although I'm not sure I'd want to put out 3 grand for one. My one got written off by a drunk driver running into the back of it the day after I sold it :(

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Sale or divorce apparently'

 

I'd go for the former, it's not like you're ever going to pull again driving that.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Classic- ... 3cce047cb4

 

'now i am finished with using this car and as a young driver the collecting use would not benefit me. Reliable on fuel. something i thought id bring up into mind'

 

WTF did you collect in this? Shit photography skills? Babbelfish Esperanto books? Outer Mongolian Seat Cover Moths?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'BUSINESS OPPURUNTITY'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SANTAS-SLEIGH ... 2ec54332a7

 

You find me one single, genuine person who could make a living from a car that looks like it was designed on a discarded pair of tart's knickers, with the added bonus of a fucking umbrella to keep them stuck into the ground at the back of the truck stop carpark, and I'll show you a genuine weapons grade fruitcake.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Trike-Beac ... 27cec359d7

 

'missus has recently broken the news that our family is about to expand further'

 

One trip over a humpback bridge in that lump of shit and you won't ever have to worry about having more kids.

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SANTAS-SLEIGH-BASED-ON-LAND-ROVER-NOVELTY-VEHICLE-BUSINESS-OPPURUNTITY-/200878011047?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item2ec54332a7

 

You find me one single, genuine person who could make a living from a car that looks like it was designed on a discarded pair of tart's knickers, with the added bonus of a fucking umbrella to keep them stuck into the ground at the back of the truck stop carpark, and I'll show you a genuine weapons grade fruitcake.

 

P M S L :lol::lol:

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Trike-Beac ... 27cec359d7

 

'missus has recently broken the news that our family is about to expand further'

 

One trip over a humpback bridge in that lump of shit and you won't ever have to worry about having more kids.

 

Look at the fucking state of this, to 'drive' it you have to sit on a seat about 4 foot aft of the bastard handlebars with a gearlever sticking up ready to punch through your sternum, you would have to be a total COCK WALLOPER to even waste the grinding disgs and mig wire on this hopeless pile of fridges-to-be. IDIOT.

gtd2000 Rank: Renault 16

gtd2000

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I'm from there, gtd2000 is from just a few miles up the road but spends his time stalking old cars in California but whitevanman's the only one actually local I believe.

 

Edit. that's the guy that had the crispy tr7 I was gurning over. He's also got a pretty soft looking dolly sprint for sale.

 

COMES WITH A ASPARE BONNER

 

Lolz

 

Guilty as charged... :mrgreen:

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Mark 2 VW Golf van with 1,050cc engine and 4 speed gearbox for that utterly miserable driving experience. :mrgreen:

 

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not Gti, Rallye, 16v

 

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