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TagoraSX Rank: Citroen Ami

TagoraSX

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If its a little crusty on the outside you can be 100% sure its very rotten underneath.....

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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OH EM GEE SOGA ETC! The seller should be stoned to death for being a bit optimistic*.

Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

Wilko220

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Does look as if he's being a little economical with the truth in his description. Having said that though, if you're the sort of person who bids more than a grand on a 44-year-old, 184,000-mile Hillman Hunter without going to have a look at it first, you're probably the sort of person who can afford to be disappointed...

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Skizzer's epic Jag thread sent me once again heading in the direction of Gumtree to see if there are any worthy S3s, and lo!.. :D

 

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OK so it's lacking such niceties as tax and a test but would you look at the sexy beast in the background.... 8)

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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^ Do it! It looks a fair bit tidier than mine, assuming the inside and the underside are in similar nick.

 

Plus if it turns out to have no engine or something, I'll have the front wings off you for cash money :mrgreen:

 

 

Edit: That's the only Starcraft in the world that isn't covered in moss. Phakt.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I recon you could drive away in this facelift 156 for 1000 scottish poonds. Full service history and recent cambelt change makes it seem like a right bargain. Cracking looking cars these too..

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-156-MOTd-Taxd-Full-Service-History-/110938449751?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19d4726757

 

A nice not-buggered around with XR2i photographed here in the beautiful location of Linwood.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-XR2i-1-8-1992-Original-Condition-FSH-Silver-/140829785885?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20ca1bff1d

 

W114 200d Auto. GR8 if you enjoy being overtaken by 1970's Bedford Camper vans. 1000 seems a bit salty to me given there's no MOT and the chances are it's terminally grotted out.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-200D-W115-auto-1972-tax-exempt-/261085025499?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cc9e154db

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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I'm bored. Let's see what's on the Bay of E...

 

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Tax and MOT'd to December. £795.00.

Comedy wing repair though.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-Riva-/15 ... 059wt_1397

 

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Be Like CMS206! Again! Relisted with reserve this time...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-VOLVO-74 ... 500wt_1414

 

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"No MOT. No Tax. No factory paint on any of the wheelarches."

No Problem. It's gold. 8)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA- ... 500wt_1414

 

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This seems quite salty to me... Giffertronic disiesel mingebaggery though for those who baulk at the cost of pez. Will it eat veg? Damned if I can be bothered checking...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-MERCEDES ... 500wt_1414

 

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"I bought and drove this Mg Metro Turbo onto my trailer a few months ago, it was purchased off a chap who had had it stored away for several years, i bought it for the engine as it's a modified 1293cc turbo engine thats covered little mileage since it was rebuilt. I wanted the engine for a Mini Project which has not yet happened!"

MONG OF THE WEEK

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-1986- ... 809wt_1397

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I recon you could drive away in this facelift 156 for 1000 scottish poonds. Full service history and recent cambelt change makes it seem like a right bargain. Cracking looking cars these too..

 

 

Bloody Norah, that's mega for a grand-ish. Needs leather but that's a minor gripe really.

 

 

Highly appropriate reg number alert:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-beetle-tax ... 4169b9f822

 

'popes nose boot lid'

 

Commisioned by Hitler and it has a brown nose. But that's enough about Benedict XV1, check out how shit the Beetle is.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ultimate eBay buy?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Car-Sales-sho ... 1c2a402894

 

Right opposite Prees Heath car auctions and a stone's throw from some bloody nice bacon butties. I'd be all over that like a an all over thing if I had the money.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Is the 1622cc B series too savage for you? What you need is a diesel! This must have been a taxi when new, and I think it's a honey

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Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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i bought it for the engine as it's a modified 1293cc turbo engine thats covered little mileage since it was rebuilt. I wanted the engine for a Mini Project which has not yet happened!"

MONG OF THE WEEK

 

I have emailed him telling him what an utter fucktard he is and giving him directions to the local Vasectomy cinic so that he does not ever piss in the gene pool.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hi, calling about the £300 bin Shitron, what can you tell me about it please?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-CITROEN- ... 2a21d70134

 

'It's got a short tax and test'

 

Hmm, possibly not a problem...

 

'Err,the ABS light is on'

 

No biggie,anything else?

 

'It's got a 1.8 pez engine'

 

Click. drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ah, knackers. Check out this, almost the perfect spec Cavatron. 2.0, automatic, pre-facelift GLi hatch WITH TOWBAR!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VAUXHALL ... 3a78d0ed15

 

'The car is now surplus to requirement and would probably suit some sad old wanker who lives about 15 miles away'

 

No tax or test, needs tyres £100 r-n-m. It'd be wrong not to add it to my watched list.

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Ah, knackers. Check out this, almost the perfect spec Cavatron. 2.0, automatic, pre-facelift GLi hatch WITH TOWBAR!

 

$(KGrHqJHJBgE+FK1BMlKBQMe+CuJm!~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VAUXHALL ... 3a78d0ed15

 

'The car is now surplus to requirement and would probably suit some sad old wanker who lives about 15 miles away'

 

No tax or test, needs tyres £100 r-n-m. It'd be wrong not to add it to my watched list.

 

Aye Billy, I think that needs buying.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Or £101.17, several I.O.U receipts and some Lira.

 

 

Hey, these are surely in our radar now?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mg-zt-190-54- ... 58956c0d0c

 

£575 with shit loads of MOT. It's the 2.5 but has still done a fairly good impression of a 1.8.

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