eBay tat volume 3.

[Ross_K]

I like the way it doesn't have an MOT, but it "passed on everything else" except the ABS.

[idiotboy]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-20-TX ... 4ab7cc501d

 

Stop lads!, The search is over!

 

 

Cor...

[cort16]

Non offensively priced all white on the night Skoda pickup

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1997-p-skoda-pickup-13-lxi/102902781

[John F]

VERY crusty Suzuki SC100 in Cornwall, one hour to go at £200...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-SUZUKI-S ... 2c6561305a

[willswitchengage]

 

£795! Low mileage, long MOT, Honda lump and 54mpg, apparently

[Ross_K]

A Toyota Cynos for €500. Nothing unusual in that...

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3396173

 

But check this shit out:

 

I fitted 72v a 15 kw motor from electric forklift to the cynos... This motor can run up to 144v and has great torque.... i have driven it at 85 mph and it is very lively.

[R9UKE]

Fucking hell. You'd be safer staying over at Dennis Nilsen's than driving that

[cort16]

Look at this pile of shit boxes.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230795289515&ih=013&category=9844&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

 

Here we have for sale 5 Ford Carpi's that have been standing for 10 years, We now need the space. Ideal restoration project or for spares

 

Not a looker among them.

[scooters]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-75-04-plate-for-sale-asap/102884223

 

Has water problem

 

I had that and got a couple of tablets from the doctor and it cleared right up. Itc ould be worth saving at 400 notes though as it has MOT til 2013 and LPG.

[scooters]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-75-04-plate-for-sale-asap/102884223

 

Has water problem

 

I had that and got a couple of tablets from the doctor and it cleared right up. Itc ould be worth saving at 400 notes though as it has MOT til 2013 and LPG.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-75-04-plate-for-sale-asap/102884223

 

Has water problem

 

I had that and got a couple of tablets from the doctor and it cleared right up. Itc ould be worth saving at 400 notes though as it has MOT til 2013 and LPG.

 

 

Fuggin hell...if it's a connersewer then got to be worth a 300 quid bid, a tax disc and a ten quid bottle of kSEal!

[cyruspower]

By the Gods in all of Hades, what in hell is this guy selling?

 

 

 

 

".....correctly registered as Wildcat litter......"

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C296983

[cyruspower]

If you squint really hard, you could pretent you're Hardcastle and McCormick for just £3k!

 

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C271594

 

[cyruspower]

Or for 10x more, almost a Coyote.....

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C175446

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-FORD-SCO ... 43b00e5daa

 

'A total of £14,314.81 has been spent on maintenance by the last owner, some of which was the cost of having a mural of the bloke from the Wethers Original advert painted on the rear wing'

[Cavcraft]

Alfa Marina 99?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-Al ... 3a74d0fe3b

[willswitchengage]

Is it a Jaguar mk2? No! Is it a Nissan Micra? No! It's a MITSUOKA VIEWT!

 

[vulgalour]

I love Mitsuoka cars, not because they're any good, you understand.

[outlaw118]

DOCTOR DOCTOR!! Gimme the news, I gotta bad case of luvvin' yew....

It's lush and all that, but £8000 RNM? Really Doc, methinks you've been self medicating....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... EL:GB:1123

[Ross_K]

Is it a Jaguar mk2? No! Is it a Nissan Micra? No! It's a MITSUOKA VIEWT!

 

3 grand? If you put a gun to my head and told me I had to drive a Micra-derived piece of crap it's gonna have to be the Nissan Pao:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/160806545529

[Wilko220]

Canal find?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-DATSUN-2 ... 1c274b2123

 

'THERE IS SOME RUST'

 

I remember posting this months ago in the eBay Bargains thread - funny that it still hasn't sold!

[Guest]

Alfa Marina 99?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-Al ... 3a74d0fe3b

 

OH MY FUCKING GOD. This is not helping with my Alfa lust at the moment. Fortunately the cost of 'definitely getting it through an MOT' will probably scupper my plans. Plus the fact I already have enough shite as it is. Wouldn't mind going to Guernsey though, perhaps I'll just go there for a couple of days instead.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VOLKSWAG ... 0884414547

 

Check out this super early and unwankered Passat!!!! WOULD

[Ross_K]

Saturn SL2 right-hooker:

http://www.tradecarview.com/used_car/ja ... n/8940366/

 

Get in there my son! 1000 eurons for this beauty.

http://www.autoscout24.eu/Details.aspx?id=212989641

 

€2k LNA

http://www.autoscout24.eu/Details.aspx?id=214541279

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Alfa Marina 99?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-Al ... 3a74d0fe3b

 

OH MY FUCKING GOD. This is not helping with my Alfa lust at the moment. Fortunately the cost of 'definitely getting it through an MOT' will probably scupper my plans. Plus the fact I already have enough shite as it is. Wouldn't mind going to Guernsey though, perhaps I'll just go there for a couple of days instead.

 

These boys want serious dollar for this Alfetta, i'm sure they had it up for about £3000 which is absurd.

 

If you've got a bad case of Alfa lust I would reccommend Wuv's 75, it looks great value. I'll help you sort the wiring out for the fuel injection, i'm sure it will be all the same as my Argenta.

[Cavcraft]

Plus that Alfa looks bleeding horrible, where Wuvv's looks ace.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-transpoter ... 3cc697a051

 

'hi here i have a vw t25 camper van thanks for looking.'

 

Fan-bastarding-tastic description. 0/93.

[skattrd]

Diesel - check, automatic - check, big wafty french barge -check

This week I am mostly trying not to buy this XM exclusive with long test on it.

 

ps. Wat - buy Wuv's Alfa

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Peugeot- ... 0822324523

 

Check out this foxy little blighter. Looks mega!!!

[Alexg]

^ bah, just beat me to that one. I think it looks brilliant, the brown interior particularly

[skattrd]

 

Another wafty French turbo diesel to tempt people ... manual this time, with a years MOT

[willswitchengage]

 

Another wafty French turbo diesel to tempt people ... manual this time, with a years MOT

 

If you have a fear of scrap metal dealers then this is the car for you as its past fifteen owners over the past year have all haemorrhaged money on its bottomless pit of faults before ebaying it on to the next poor soul.