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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mk1-cort ... 0708028033

 

its been involved in accident, cat c right off moderate front driverside damage ,

 

totally gutted ! car being sold as rolling shell, very solid bodywork (before accident) had new rear arches , new strut top pass side

 

tailgate been repaired & smoothed (opens from Inside by cable)

 

was going to be painted this month

 

Look on the bright side chief, looks like it was fuggin rotten anyway

 

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willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I think this pretty much does it for me:

 

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12 months MOT, converted to EFi Pinto, choice of gearboxes at buyer's discretion... yours for £1400.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Q: hi mate was looking at ur van and see sum dick about ur spelling tell him to get a life the sad twat go,s to show how sad some ppl are .thanks mate

A: yer it gets on your f,,,ing tits some times but hay hoo i am good with me hands thanks mate

 

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PS Bo11ox UR ON FIRE 2NITE

mk1_4dr Rank: Citroen Ami

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Fugging wars, theres must be something wrong with me because I think this is properly gorgeous.

The interior, that fuselage body, the fablon and most of all being propelled by a 429.

Lovely, and definitely worth $12k..

 

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mercury- ... 2c64fc6386

 

Im only 12grand short, and the little fact its at the otherside of the water. Bastard.

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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Always remember the ruddy-faced feller that used to come into my pez station in a mint red one (C345WWD), he always wore very cheap-looking white office shirts and looked timid and a bit bewildered. i reckon he had been shat on by his work and was trying to cling on till retirement but battling a bit of a drink or depression problem. His was the 'spirit' model with flush wheeltrims. Thats about all i can remember about him TBH, hope thats OK

 

'Sfunny that we're all on here having a right ol' lol at these shit ol' cars and thinking 'cor, that'd be a right laugh to blezz about in' when others are just thinking how sad and depressing their life is 'cause they've got a crap job, crap white shirt, crap car...

mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

mattblack

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Re: that Alpine, it's the one I spotted a while back...

 

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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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It seems amazing to me that that Simca hasn't sold yet, it's been on ebay for months and months, is nobody actually interested? £1100 seems like a very fair price (assuming it isn't hiding loads of epic rot) for an individual, practical tax-free classic that will be guaranteed to be the only example at any event you take it to. I guess it just proves how narrow minded the majority of the old car buying public is.

nigel bickle Rank: Renault 16

nigel bickle

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No Billy, that one's not for me. Too rough, done that, several due etc etc etc. Ta though

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/317603133.htm?ca=20_s

 

I'd love this, Visa diesel 'Societe', which means its a van - no rear seats, lined out inside and rear door handles deleted. 500€, its only round the corner from MUTHA_BO**OX an' all. PLUS its got the mental Visa Mk1 dash, basically its a dream car for any shiter innit.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Genuine-Aston ... 0875058946

 

I purchased this lot with a veiw to making a drinks bar from it, I was going to make the James Bond revolving number plate box and fit some propane powered machine guns, the single front wheel I was going to cut this accross the middle along with the tyre, and fit one half on each side so it would look like it was coming out of the wall

 

Wow, that would have been amazingly classy!!! NOT

 

Fortunately you have not been arsed to do a fuggin thing with it, so any visitors you have will be spared the embarassment of watching you piss about giving them a demo of it and making them feel like they are trapped in a wanky ITV sitcom from the 80's.

oman5 Rank: Renault 16

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Hmm. given that those Astons are anything from 80k upwards, I can't help wondering what happened to the rest of it? is it in some wine bar looking like its driven through the wall?

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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I would like to cover this in Cadbury's Crunchie chocolate mousse then lick it all off.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cava ... 0796055591

 

DELIGHTFUL

 

Reckon you might graze your tongue on the rear arches, mind. What is it with all these yummy Mk2 Cavaliers in Leicester? That beige 1300L a couple of pages back had me quite hot and bothered too.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Hmm. given that those Astons are anything from 80k upwards, I can't help wondering what happened to the rest of it? is it in some wine bar looking like its driven through the wall?

 

I imagine for the sort of person who can afford to own one that tiny ding on the wing was enough to warrant chopping the entire front end off and having the whole thing replaced with shiny new metal by Rod Jolley or someone.

 

But seriously, it's off a DB6 (not a DB5 like the seller seems to think) which until VERY recently were only worth a tiny fraction of the 4/5's value.

Stixy Rank: Citroen Ami

Stixy

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I think this pretty much does it for me:

 

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12 months MOT, converted to EFi Pinto, choice of gearboxes at buyer's discretion... yours for £1400.

 

6 months tax too :wink:

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Fugging wars, theres must be something wrong with me because I think this is properly gorgeous.

The interior, that fuselage body, the fablon and most of all being propelled by a 429.

Lovely, and definitely worth $12k..

 

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mercury- ... 2c64fc6386

 

Im only 12grand short, and the little fact its at the otherside of the water. Bastard.

 

Nope, nothing wrong with you whatsoever, you've just proved you are a tasteful human being, much like I am. :wink: Sadly also broke, much like I am... :( That's gorgeous and I want it. Berry berry much.

 

Oh and Bol? That 304 coupe absolutely needs to be owned by one of us. You're nearest, you're nominated, off you go... :lol:

 

Edit: I've just looked at the listing for that station wagon. Oh shit.... if I even thought I could raise that kind of dough I'd be on Paypal right now. Mrs R would kill me.

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