eBay tat volume 3.

[Ford Prefect]

A wreck of an Allegro for £500, but it's what is in the background of a couple of the pictures that is interesting I think (I can make out a Ford Anglia and an old BMW(?).

Its my idea of heaven.

He also has a Triumph Dolly for sale in his other items

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-L-SPARES-or-REPAIR-1980/233740456890?hash=item366c0453ba:g:G9cAAOSwcgdfgFaF

[Cavcraft]

 

ERF B Series 4x2 factory build drawbar rigid lorry Cummins 14litre Truck vintage | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Hands up who thinks Ivecos are shit

 

 

Mobile Bus Bar, Double Decker Bus with fully operational pub fitted | eBay

[Cavcraft]

This would suit a North Norfolk based shite maniac to turn into a recovery truck

 

 

Layland Daf 45 130 chassis cab 1991 | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Got offered this for £200 a few weeks back and knobbed it off.

 

 

VAUXHALL ZAFIRA LIFE 1.6 BLACK 5DR 2007, 12 MONTHS MOT ,, | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Look at this steaming turd of a thing

 

 

VW Bora Sport Custom/Rat Look Mk4 Golf Front End | eBay

 

'There has been a lot of time and effort gone into this car'

 

Fuck knows where though.

[Cavcraft]

This car looks like a racing mouse

 

 

Ford focus 1.8 zetec show car, full body kit, custom interior. | eBay

[Cavcraft]

 

 

AUSTIN MINI THIRTY 1989 CLASSIC CUSTOM SHOW CAR 1.275cc | eBay

 

'I DECIDED TO PURCHASE IT FOR A BIT OF FUN'

 

 

Just a thought, but it would surely have cheaper, less embarrassing and more 'fun' to have nailed your purple headed womb broom to next door's fence.

 

 

[Cavcraft]

 

reliant rialto car | eBay

 

'The v5 that comes with it is in the old openers name.'

 

 

 

 

[doug]

No need.

No room.

No money.

Still Want.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Y-FORD-TRANSIT-190-2-5TD-LWB-4X4-VAN-GUIDE-PRICE/174601430779?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D641152a39ee3437dade0cbb889490120%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D174594121043%26itm%3D174601430779%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3Ab32a7568-5b69-11eb-972f-a68d3f5e2db4|parentrq%3A21c848d11770a9c426d29155ffa677e2|iid%3A1

 

 

 

[Burnside]

Tidy looking MK1 Fiat Punto 85 SX with Mot till October.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202101158008830?sort=price-asc&model=PUNTO&advertising-location=at_cars&make=FIAT&include-delivery-option=on&postcode=ws98re&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&radius=1500&page=1

[sheffcortinacentre]

16 hours ago, New POD said:

I always thought I might like a mini pick up, but I'm not sure it offers the secure practicality of a Van.  Also I'd love this pickup, but think there are better ways of spending money.  

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Holden-SS-pick-up-5-7-V8-AUTO-/124508460775?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

Yes buy a falcon Ute!

[Fabergé Greggs]

36 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Look at this steaming turd of a thing

 

 

VW Bora Sport Custom/Rat Look Mk4 Golf Front End | eBay

 

'There has been a lot of time and effort gone into this car'

 

Fuck knows where though.

With a little bit of imagination you could upcycle that roof rack into a lovely pallet 

[sheffcortinacentre]

5 hours ago, Rod/b said:

Jonny Smith is in the process of wedging a V6 out of an 827 into one. 

I think you mean various people are building it for him.

The a series maestro used a vw gearbox so a mix & match driveshaft is a distinct possibility. 

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

This would suit a North Norfolk based shite maniac to turn into a recovery truck

 

 

Layland Daf 45 130 chassis cab 1991 | eBay

I like those, but that's a bit salty for one with no MOT, no body, a non-turbo engine and a hole in the cab.

[SiC]

2 hours ago, Burnside said:

Tidy looking MK1 Fiat Punto 85 SX with Mot till October.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202101158008830?sort=price-asc&model=PUNTO&advertising-location=at_cars&make=FIAT&include-delivery-option=on&postcode=ws98re&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&radius=1500&page=1

That garage used to be around the corner(-ish) to my old house. Legit place and they let you have a good look around without hassle. Their other stock is usually on the pricey side but they seem to flog on cheaper stuff. I imagine quite a bit of their custom are old folk going for an upgrade and going around the corner to their local garage, despite the stock being expensive. 

[somewhatfoolish]

Help this man, he needs help. He certainly needs to be here being enabled by a bunch of reprobates, he may already be here for all I know.

[spartacus]

I'm sure there was a thread not too long ago along the same lines.

[Dirk Diggler]

Ligier Optima 49cc - €3000

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/micro-car-ligier-optima-49cc/26998366

Owner reckons it can be driven on scooter licence but I'd be sceptical; would love a go

[spartacus]

That interior doesn't look much* worse than many '80's offerings, it must be fucking dire with 50cc though. A strong tail wind is your friend!

[wuvvum]

Looks a bit like a squished Mk1 Ibiza from the front.

[Dirk Diggler]

If the engine pic hadn't been included I don't think I would have believed 49cc

[spartacus]

What will an unrestricted 'road tune' 50cc two stroke make, 8hp?

That's a complete guess.

[wuvvum]

That'll probably be a Mobylette-based engine - in road tune they don't make much more than 4bhp (the engine in mine is 3.5).  You can tune them to a lot more, but then they become peaky as f*ck and thus completely useless for powering something as heavy as that Ligier.

[spartacus]

That's what I thought. So, with two people in I'm assuming you'd have to plan your journeys carefully, no steep inclines?

[wuvvum]

I wouldn't fancy climbing the Alpe d'Huez two-up, but those 50cc microcars were so comically low-geared that they will manage a reasonable incline before grinding to a halt.  The flip side of course being that at 6,000rpm they're doing about 22mph.

[UltraWomble]

Are they chain driven or direct drive?

Im just wondering how much of an arse ache it would be to pop in a more useable engine such as one of the many 125cc pit bike engines that clutter eBay

[LightBulbFun]

9 minutes ago, UltraWomble said:

Are they chain driven or direct drive?

Im just wondering how much of an arse ache it would be to pop in a more useable engine such as one of the many 125cc pit bike engines that clutter eBay

a lot of these are CVT powered and where aimed for Sans permis market, so have a lot of restrictions because of that with a top speed of 28Mph or so

(in EU law they are technically classed as Quadracycles rather then cars)

[Fabergé Greggs]

280,000 miles [autoshite mode] so all the little faults should have been ironed out by now [/autoshite mode]

£475 or offers. 

[Wack]

Fits in a standard garage , hmm if only it were empty, I've got a dinky of this  I'd struggle to fit in mine

 

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