eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'm loving the elaborate chassis design of the Triump based kit car. Its just 2 lengths of box section!!!!

[wuvvum]

What a pile of shit.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-pick-up-truck-spares-or-repair/192625175618

 

On the bright side, at least Vulgalour could draw a picture of this one without getting sued.

[wuvvum]

Zoinks!

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-movano-campervan/202405042336?hash=item2f2047d8a0:g:TXgAAOSwL~FbdaNG

 

'It's only had one previous owner: Don Estelle.'

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Can't think of a single worse place to spend the night than this MDF'd up wank parlour

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-van/123313098628?hash=item1cb6088f84:g:Hh4AAOSwrh1bdGtj

 

 

 

Item location:

Telford

 

 

 

Ok, you win.

[Cavcraft]

'Honest to God, it was terrible. Living in cramped conditions, the smell of fear and burning in your nostrils. Piss everywhere, cooped up in a stinking shit house with no hope of a release date and you had to share a toilet. But then we got to Wormwood Scrubs and everything was ok'

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-ex-police-project/392103892154?hash=item5b4b3694ba:g:GJEAAOSwPPNbdWjA

[wuvvum]

Somebody has fitted this Honda bike with a diesel V twin.  No, I have no idea why either.  Alternator is from a Peugeot 504 though so can't be all bad.

 

[lesapandre]

Things to do today: Make a Vanden Plas dashboard out of Caramac and break it with a toffee hammer.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vanden-plas-4-0-litre-R-Princess/332766466113?hash=item4d7a6d5041:g:P4UAAOSwymBbaYpq

Yea these VP's had a pretty easily cracked wood dash. Unless really well cared for they seem to crack. Probably got damp and then dried out.

[Cavcraft]

'Look, Dave, I'm really sorry about last night. Do you want some sausages and a bit of bacon?'

 

Fuck you and fuck your breakfast, Sandra

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-caravan-1978-Safari-12-2/302840601443?hash=item4682b4db63:g:E6QAAOSwQdBbbzQz

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1026304

 

i rather like a maxi.

 

 

i don't like the asking price though. 

[Cavcraft]

Hmm, go on holiday in this....

 

 

...or pretend to be ill, stay at home and face the rectal thermometer?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Retro-Caravan-Ci-Cadet-10-Duck-Egg-Blue-Suitble-for-any-car/323394792373?hash=item4b4bd4ebb5:g:D7MAAOSwLMtbWYK2

 

'One caravan key with Cath Kidston key ring'

 

Ready when you are, nurse...

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-tax-and-mot-free-Ford-cortina-estate-2-0lt-ghia-1978/113194628687?hash=item1a5aecf64f:g:rxwAAOSw66Nbbb5k

 

Helpfully listed in the 'mobile/touring caravans' section.

[Cavcraft]

'Yah, yah, then we had a party on a private jet and Fatboy Slim did a set on the cockpit nose. Totes amazeballs.'

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-110-Pickup-Very-Early-2-25-Petrol-Pre-Defender-very-original/183383057180?hash=item2ab27b631c:g:9tkAAOSwylhbddno

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-C90-ROJECT-BARN-FIND-CUSTOM-C70-C50-BARGAIN-LOOK-RAT-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS/123315747086?hash=item1cb630f90e:g:0M4AAOSwi8dbaKlD

[panhard65]

Searching ebay.com and found this thing.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1958-Packard-STARLIGHT-packard-studebaker/183382639021?hash=item2ab27501ad:g:p6UAAOSwSZBbdZcG&vxp=mtr

It sure is ugly but straight on my watch list

[Junkman]

I had no idea Trump makes kit cars now.

[Bianconeri]

Stunning customised Lambo Avante Stealth.

 

 

You wont find another i can assure you. Styled on the Lamborghini miura!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stunning-customised-Lambo-Avante-Stealth-1600-cc-Total-one-off-NO-TIMEWASTERS/163187580763?hash=item25febcdf5b:g:UmgAAOSwSwpbZysX

 

Seller is William Anchor?

[wuvvum]

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-C90-ROJECT-BARN-FIND-CUSTOM-C70-C50-BARGAIN-LOOK-RAT-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS/123315747086?hash=item1cb630f90e:g:0M4AAOSwi8dbaKlD

Hey, where did you find that shirtless pic of me?

[Alanism]

Everyone loves a Monza.. Or is it just me?

Opel Monza gse - on eBay

[Alanism]

Viva the Viva..

 

These really should not be as cheap as they are.  Cheap RWD fun.

 

[Alanism]

1978 Renault Estafette with french paperwork - on eBay UK and located in France (17160 South West)

 

Pretty thing this is.  In my misguided opinion.

[Alanism]

Maestro Turbo is actually in my "Dream car list".  Not this one though.  

MG Maestro Turbo - Number 385

[Ohdearme]

620ti - £600

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-620-ti/382542199904

[Alanism]

hmmm...

Metro GSI 4 door 114 goodness.  Just over 100 english pounds on eBay.

[Alanism]

Jaguar XJ6 4.0 Sovereign with no pictures - Sold as seen.  Currently £128.00.  

Who would bid on this based on the advert?  Not I.  The only information is as follows -

SORN .

Sold as seen for spares and repairs .
Location - Cromer

[Alanism]

Currently £155 - on eBay is this magnificent Nissan Bluebird restoration project.

 

Quote -
water going out of the exhaust, possible head gasket 

[RobT]

 

If that's not enough

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/daimler-sovereign-s2-one-owner/183383049239?hash=item2ab27b4417:g:tTIAAOSwTMZbdd2y

[Cavcraft]

s-l1600.jpg

 

If that's not enough

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

97184.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/daimler-sovereign-s2-one-owner/183383049239?hash=item2ab27b4417:g:tTIAAOSwTMZbdd2y

 

I'd have a Smallpiece of that.

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-mk1-1-6-gl-1984-12-month-MoT/263883892757?hash=item3d70b4a815:g:AcIAAOSw1r5bWndu

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Robin-reliant/173458930533?hash=item2862f53b65:g:f4kAAOSwkeBbayH2

 

 

Hi and welcome to the auction for my trusty old 3 wheeler...... 

 

Where do I begin.......

You begin by GETTING IN THE FUCKING SEA