eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-MK1-XR2/282861989061?hash=item41dbe36cc5:g:tkoAAOSwVnlakwQN

[Cavcraft]

Hands up whose never seem a camel take a picture

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Hunter-Roots-1725cc-GL/253451296809?hash=item3b02dfe029:g:Hr4AAOSwojlakwMb

[Cavcraft]

Vendor appears to have rubbed the bodywork down with a brick, then used said implement to take the pictures

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gilbern-invader-estate/312075414267?hash=item48a924eafb:g:XnUAAOSwR6xakvxD

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-1100-CLASSIC-SPORTS-KIT-CAR/173180064247?hash=item28525611f7:g:SjcAAOSw1AZakvBc

 

It's fantastic, looks like a puppy that's just done it's first whazz outside.

[cort16]

 

 

was driving perfect until I decided to change the rear brake pads for mot, mot expired, now the brake pedal is travelling to the floor! hence price

 

we've all been there M8

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-a4-tdi-estate-diesel.-52-plate/1288442749

[Hertz]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-1314-Horsebox-Wagon-13-ton-spares-or-repairs/152922216206?hash=item239adfd70e:g:t9cAAOSwXfVakvkk

[Cavcraft]

You got it on the front
A shitty newspaper rack

 

 

I've looked it over and this time I won't forgive you
Well I'm not letting go
But your back wiper, yo!

You've nailed your boot and she was in it, no no no

 

 

​What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

 

 

​What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

 

 

​What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

 

 

​WHAT'S SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER?

 

 

(bloody stupid)

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-54-KIA-SORENTO-2-5-CRDI-XS-WINCH-BUMPER-SNORKEL-LIFT-KIT-4X4-4WD/401498056284?hash=item5d7b26265c:g:V2kAAOSwpkFY6U8M

[castros_bro]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Standard-10-van-Very-rare/323091112825?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49926%26meid%3D40cf1ac2b6244eda8c398ee1d59fc8a6%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D263517880956%26itm%3D323091112825&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[spartacus]

Jesus Cavcraft, where does it come from?

[wuvvum]

This looks cheap.  "A lot of car for the money" probably isn't the phrase I'm looking for here, but I would've expected an 8-year-old iQ to be worth more than that.

 

[0ldCh0d]

Currently £5.50.........Complete with council abandoned vehicle notices.....

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E36-318i/152922096516?hash=item239ade0384:g:wJoAAOSwl2Fakdbc

 

 

 

Right, this auction is for a rusty heap of crap E36. I'm not going to lie to you, this car looks like it was parked in the sea. Almost every panel is rusty, and the underside isn't much better. You'll be the envy of exactly none of your friends.

 

 

WCPGW?

 

[spike60]

I like the idea of one of those IQ's but probably not enough to buy one. 

[egg]

Gear lever in correct position

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1391184752.htm?ca=12_s

 

[egg]

Honest old bus.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201802013312482?logcode=visc&fromSA=true

 

 

 

[egg]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201801132729928?logcode=visc&fromSA=true

 

Very nice example, but not sure why there are quite so many Mk4 Ghias in white?

 

 

 

[0ldCh0d]

1 owner.......Nissan Sunny GTi-R........In Red.

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-OWNER-CAR-RED-1991-NISSAN-PULSAR-GTIR-84K-330BHP-PHOENIX-POWER-SPOILER/122977960029?hash=item1ca20ec05d:g:g8AAAOSwvoFajB-B

 

 

Your's for £4000.......No Bids.

[egg]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201802183844929?logcode=visc&fromSA=true

 

In its natural habitat.

 

 

[3VOM]

Senor Bollox, La Isla Bonita?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-1968-P10-Camper-Project/202240084420?hash=item2f1672c9c4:g:5LEAAOSwyfRako4A

When I said pagoda roof........

[lesapandre]

Senor Bollox, La Isla Bonita?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-1968-P10-Camper-Project/202240084420?hash=item2f1672c9c4:g:5LEAAOSwyfRako4A

"Brakes need bleeding". Why do people say that as if it was so simple to fix brakes...pop a bleed nipple and pump. Oh yea...can I have that in the sale contract?

[0ldCh0d]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-PICK-UP-4-6-V8-83000/253442526793?hash=item3b025a0e49:g:eUYAAOSwuShajcNy

 

Did not even bother to try get rid of the rear passenger doors...lol

 

 

 

[Parky]

I have actual tears rolling down my face at Billy's posts tonight!

[strangeangel]

 

This could be an absolute bargain or a three wheeled nightmare on Elm Street.

 

 

Based on his description of a few months' ownership, I don't think it's going to be the former.

 

I love it. Can one of you please buy the horror and thereby stop me from making him an offer?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-URAL-SIDECAR-OUTFIT-FOR-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/323098834964

[0ldCh0d]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-414-Si-Garage-Find-Barn-Find/332561010391?hash=item4d6e2e4ed7:g:xKkAAOSwMqBaiypo

 

[0ldCh0d]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Ford-Cargo-7-5-ton-Diesel-Box-Van/202237967109?hash=item2f16527b05:g:ypkAAOSwlpZaXNeG

 

 

[0ldCh0d]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Ford-Transit-Luton-Van/202237967113?hash=item2f16527b09:g:T6AAAOSw9V1aXNTm

 

 

[0ldCh0d]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-rover-vogue-1986-petrol-automatic/202237967115?hash=item2f16527b0b:g:Z04AAOSwh21aXLsw

 

 

[wuvvum]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Horse-box-lorry-RUNS-DRIVES-NO-MOT-IT-AS-LIVING-ALL-WAYS-STARTS-FIRST-TURN/122985395338?hash=item1ca280348a:g:J2UAAOSwk99akZmb

 

Appropriate number plate is appropriate, but could be a six banger in which case they're pretty good. Six stud wheels should mean 7.5 tonnes, too.

Looks like an 08.11, which I'm pretty sure is a 6, although not a very powerful one.

[wuvvum]

Cheap MOT failure K10.  Interestingly most of the failures are on emissions - I would've thought a 1992 car would be tested on the pre-cat standards?  In which case Lambda and CO readings would be irrelevant?

 

[wuvvum]

Polish registered Fiat Coupe Turbo for 250 quid

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/lhd-fiat-coupe-2l-petrol-20v-turbo/1288446322

Says non-turbo on the ad?  Shame - a Coupe Turbo (preferably a 20v) is firmly on my bucket list.

[cort16]

You’re right I was blinded by the word turbo .