eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Jayzers feckin Chroist!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Model-A-Speedster-Hotrod-American-Classic-VHRA-Pendine-VSCC/391978855845

 

21 bids so far. There is no hope for this World.

[Junkman]

In the Classic Cars section:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2011-VAUXHALL-INSIGNIA-2-0-CDTI-EXCLUSIVE-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-NON-RUNNER/323073168095

 

 

SPARES OR REPAIRS NON RUNNER

 

 

FINANCE REPO ENGINE SEIZED

 

 

I specialise in the disposal of finance repossessed and ex police vehicles which mainly non runners

 

Are you sure that God really wanted you?

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-132-Classic-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-BARN-FIND/292448165071

 

 

 

Classic SPARES OR REPAIR BARN FIND

 

I could not possibly have come up with a more original description.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1933-COWLEY-FOUR-SALOON-REQUIRING-TOTAL-RESTORATION-REG-NUMBER-VG-5913/122966268392

 

 

REG NUMBER "VG 5913"

 

Doesn't yield a MoT history, m8.

 

 

 

QUITE A RARE CAR NOWADAYS.

 

Do tell.

 

 

 

I CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT EVERYTHING IS THERE

 

I can guarantee that anything that's worth a bob has been flogged a long time ago.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1953-ALVIS-TC21-FOR-TOTAL-RESTORATION-MANUAL-GEARBOX-DELIVERY-POSSIBLE/122966254398

 

 

ENGINE STARTS AND RUNS

 

 

FOR TOTAL RESTORATION.

 

Why? You said it's running?

 

 

 

WOULD BE A GOOD CANDIDATE FOR CONVERSION TO A SPECIAL !

 

Just go and fuck something worse than a duck.

[Junkman]

Mr Bo11ox new home in Spain?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VERY-RARE-1967-RENAULT-SUPER-GOELLETE-SG-SAVIEM-VAN-FOR-LIGHT-RESTORATION/122966242257

 

It would be stylish.

[Junkman]

Rock up to your next bank robbery with this:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1946-Rover-12-Saloon/362240587255

 

 

It does start with assistance from a battery

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-450SEL-6-9/232664483262

 

Oh yes.

 

 

 

Classified Ad price: £24,000.00

 

Oh no.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That Fiat 132 is mega!!!!

[Junkman]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/toyota-sera/162900727127

[Junkman]

Holy shit.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Terrano-Pathfinder-4x4-G3MR-Pearl-white-3-2-diesel-Classic-Hilux-Surf/222837299328

 

 

import from New Zealand

 

So out of the metric shitload of beige plated grade 1 shite there, you chose to import this eyesore?

 

My mind is a boggled one.

[Junkman]

This is bloody ace.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-HUMBER-SCEPTRE-MK1-1600CC/173157581456

 

The asking price is not.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Peugeot-504/162900630278

 

 

Properly upholstered seats should be fairly easy to come by.

[Junkman]

 

classic cars

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars/132503824247

 

Ectoplasm all over it.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Datsun-F11-120A-coupe/273067766177

 

 

it was painted  purple in 1995

 

I bet that was a good idea back then.

[Cavcraft]

This is my current favourite 'horsebox'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MAN-7500KG-TRUCK-8-163-NO-MOT-OR-TAX-HORCE-BOX-RACE-CAMPER-TAIL-LIFT/253378601294

 

He's had it up for ages at 1650, and now hes dropped it to a grand!!!! It looks perfect for what I want. Just the small matter of being fuggin MEGABROKE to circumnavigate. Its even got the shopping list on the doors max-power style. It lokos to me like it must have been a pretty expensive bit of kit back in the day.

 

Trouble is you'd need another grand's worth of Prozac and seven months off work to make it back from London.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Are they a grim steer then? I've never driven one!

[MorrisItalSLX]

This is my current favourite 'horsebox'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MAN-7500KG-TRUCK-8-163-NO-MOT-OR-TAX-HORCE-BOX-RACE-CAMPER-TAIL-LIFT/253378601294

 

He's had it up for ages at 1650, and now hes dropped it to a grand!!!! It looks perfect for what I want. Just the small matter of being fuggin MEGABROKE to circumnavigate. Its even got the shopping list on the doors max-power style. It lokos to me like it must have been a pretty expensive bit of kit back in the day.

 

WORF IT FOUR THE BIG £££ NUMBA PLAYT INNIT?

[Cavcraft]

Are they a grim steer then? I've never driven one!

Desperately slow in four pot format. My mate at work had a hire one and wanted to get back to his Iveco.

[Asimo]

This is bloody ace. The asking price is not.

 

Perhaps he's trying to raise cash to fix the yellow Lotus Elite  

[Asimo]

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1376854551.htm?ca=13_s

[lesapandre]

Rock up to your next bank robbery with this:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1946-Rover-12-Saloon/362240587255

But this guy is absolutely right. Every time I put anything on ebay I get the 'what will you take' prats..."if you have any questions in regards to a Buy It Now Price 1 Million Pounds is what i would like for the car but i don't think that will happen.But at least you know anyway so at least you don't need to waste your or my time in asking".

[wuvvum]

Desperately slow in four pot format. My mate at work had a hire one and wanted to get back to his Iveco.

A '98 8.163 should still be a 6 though if memory serves.

[spartacus]

The 'steering wheel' is a Kent clear screen, it whizzes round at high speed and flings off water; a bit of an anachronism now but windscreen wiper mechanisms haven't always been as good/reliable/powerful/salt resistant as they are today.

 

they're both listed at £2750; Wuv did put links in, just click on it to see the advert.

Yeah, I can make Wuv's link work but there's no price on the ad, at least not on mobile.

[andy18s]

Popped up for sale not far from me

No documents would be a real problem as once a car is de-registered its very difficult to get re-done legally

Needless to say many Brits are seemingly interested.....

[Asimo]

£1150 for a V8 Jag that won't ever need welding. Good colour too.

 

Is there any chance at all of finding one without this grim leather? I bet these are a really good drive but what a shit place to sit.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-xj6-v6-se-x350-saloon-auto-2004-04-reg-1-owner-fsh-high-spec-sat-nav-leather-/1286906773

[stephen01]

This parts section P4 doesn't look too bad as these go - it still has the bottom of its front wing for starters.  Unfortunately it's in Llandiddlyo, which makes me most definitely oot.

 

 

theres a beige P4 recently turned up on a main road by me, No MOT or Tax but been parked up in the same spot for 4 or 5 weeks now. 

[MorrisItalSLX]

All the way from Oz, a fucked Moke

 

 

With the most rank engine bay I have ever seen

 

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Leyland-mini-moke/282848014421?hash=item41db0e3055:g:nFcAAOSw9qJaY97N

[cros]

This parts section P4 doesn't look too bad as these go - it still has the bottom of its front wing for starters.  Unfortunately it's in Llandiddlyo, which makes me most definitely oot.

 

You need an extra masochistic streak to opt for these heavy late model P4s. Presumably Rover felt they weren't dissolving quickly enough when they switched from alloy doors.

[cros]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars/132503824247

 

Ectoplasm all over it.

I'd be put right of.buying anything that had been ectoplasm'd over.