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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Having his car painted for 3k and then selling it for 1.5k because it needs a £10 part would make him one of us, if he could form a sentence.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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"In 1975, a crap commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for painting spazzy crows on a van that looks shit . These men promptly survived taking it up the tradesman's to the Kings Lynn underground. Today, still wanted by the RSPCA they survive as sellers of misfortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Shite-Team."

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Dodge-b100-Tradesman-survivor-custom-van-hot-rod-chopper-boogie-van-70s-/172871596021?hash=item283ff337f5:g:gwQAAOSwG7lZwDVh

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Come on and Jimp to the beat' sang Stacy Lattisaw in 1979. Well tonight, dear viewers, one of you can Jimp to your very own heartbeat in this stunning 1981 OLLI chequer plated horror. Simply type a winning number into eBay and it could be yours. Apply now to ensure disappointment...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-jimp/182777968055?hash=item2a8e6a75b7%3Ag%3AwHcAAOSwfrJZwkeL

 

'as seen in picture varnished draws a crowd where ever it goes'

 

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Hate to disappoint you, chief, but I'm afraid a lost fat bloke on a motorbike isn't technically a crowd. 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Rover-416-1-6-auto-SLi-16v/162680870986?hash=item25e089184a%3Ag%3A3FsAAOSwak5ZwpRs

 

'CLASSIC OF THE FUTURE AUTOMATIC' 

 

​Soz M8, was looking for something that would be manual in the future.

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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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Reminiscent of the decontamination tents used by HAZMAT teams, all it requires is a bloke in a bright yellow moonsuit.

Mr Laurence Rank: BL Wedge

Mr Laurence

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A selection of semi-interesting/shite Gumtree finds for £300 or less

 

Free Corsa - almost certainly not worth saving, but it might have a few parts on it, or at the very least be worth something as scrap

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/corsa-free-/1265009999

 

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Volvo 460 - £300 - not a car I really know anything about, but it's got MOT till February, and it seems okay for the money. Only one owner too, which is a bonus

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-460/1266851613

 

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Renault Safrane - £225 - No MOT, but runs, drives and doesn't seem too bad in the ad. Phase 2 v6 (I think)

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-safrane-auto-black/1265627264

 

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Mazda 323 - £250 - a bit boring, but probably very rare, I can't remember ever seeing one.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mazda-323/1263674077

 

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Rover 100 - £200 - just under a months MOT left, I've seen better, but this doesn't seem too bad at all, especially for this money

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/reduced-lovely-2-owner-rover-100-1.1-111-knightsbridge-3dr-lady-owner-last-18-years/1266997704

 

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cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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I wouldn't get out of bed to drive the fucker.

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"i plan on giving toady a wash off and a clean tomorrow so it will be ready for its new home when the time comes. {i may well cry when it leaves} ".

He may well piss himself with laughter too if someone spunks up £2500 bin for this half caravan half biscuit.

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/caracruiser-narrowboat/142511556917?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150519202351%26meid%3D58aa321e012c41b89e95bb3b6d49db06%26pid%3D100408%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D25%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D272845202435&_trksid=p2349624.c100408.m2460

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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1.9 Diesel new fangled golf with full server histor for 650 groats.

 

I spent ages trying to figure out what that blue thing was and what relevance it had to the car. Was it a flower of some sort? Maybe a fairy shot out the sky by an air rifle or some kind of coded message.

It's an empty calypso bottle.

 

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