eBay tat volume 3.

[outlaw118]

Can the mods please shut everything down, that thing MrAlfa just posted has got to be the worst thing i've ever seen.

 

 

Ever.

 

[JeeExEll]

^^ I agree. Highly dangerous. Don't look directly at the pics, look off to the side.

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-FORD-ORION-GHIA-INJECTION-RARE-EARLIER-MODEL-/322584817133?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

 

[Junkman]

Flat4alfa has won this thread for many days to come.

[DVee8]

For the man of junk

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-405-Td-Wagon-Lowered-Rat-Look-Retro-Slammed-Classic-car-insurance-/112474442519?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/292149644716?clk_rvr_id=1255906993863&rmvSB=true

 

[DVee8]

I do apologies for the above.I am so sorry.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-Find-1948-Hillman-Minx-Convertible-/132255507948?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

 

[Junkman]

Isn't someone here after an OMGMGBGTBYMG how much pain etc etc?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MGB-GT-V8-GENUINE-CAR-/372010448787

 

 

Even comes with an adequate engine:

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/322556625470?clk_rvr_id=1255951283596&rmvSB=true

 

[Junkman]

For the man of junk

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-405-Td-Wagon-Lowered-Rat-Look-Retro-Slammed-Classic-car-insurance-/112474442519?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

 

 

Actually wood if it wasn't powered by the Devil's piss.

[mitsisigma01]

What kind of drugs would make you want to do that? And then think that someone would actually want to buy it.

The full listing mentions the guy has been designing and building this type of thing for 35 years. Quote - "This experience is in-built into this project".

He's apparently driven 40,000 miles over 5 countries. And they still haven't caught the little fucker yet. He's reversed it up to someone's house for the pics and scared away their children.

Is this a Leepoo creation? Maybe not, but there's a whiff of his creativity to this one.

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

I'LL PAY FOR AS MUCH PETROL OR FRENCH ELECTRICS AS IT TAKES TO DESTROY THIS HIDEOUS CREATION

[Junkman]

Have we had this yet?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-METRO-VAN-998-CC-FULL-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/253042103189

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182664024672?ssPageName=STRK:MESINDXX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1436.l2648&clk_rvr_id=1255944348911&rmvSB=true

 

[Junkman]

12.67/10 for the photos.
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-maestro-1-6-auto-/112478987528

 

Could go straight into the girls and cars thread, too.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-BMW-325i-Touring-E30-/222579069905

 

It's fucked, but to be fair, the word 'drift' isn't mentioned once.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars-/253041978977

 

 

First to see will buy.

 

 

Honestly, I'm NOT making this up!

[Junkman]

Woof!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-TOYOTA-CELICA-2-0-GT-CABRIOLET-ST165-SUN-CHASER-BAUR-BARN-FIND-PROJECT-/253041938445

 

 

This out eighties even the Eighties.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-280ce-/332301633562

 

Rebeiging of wing permitted.

[Junkman]

OMFG WANT!
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MASERATI-KYALAMI-4-2-COUPE-DAMAGED-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/322589343148

 

 
 
Eech! Better not...
 



Then again:
 

 

CAR WITH ITALIAN DOCUMENTS, LOCATED IN ROME

 

 

Where do I sign?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Datsun-300C-Estate-Manual-/122594819713

 

Ohohohohooooh!

 

 

 

 

5 Speed manual

 

WT actual F?

[Junkman]

Or how about a proper death trap?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-CX-2-5-GTi-/112477741199

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car-/122594665540

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-morris-maxi-1750-HL-classic-car-barn-find-/172776532819

 

 

barn find

 

 

I came across it parked in a front garden

 

 

had it sitting in a unit for a couple of years

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Ambassador-Genuine-Barn-Find-Not-Princess-Classic-car/263085499496

 

 

Genuine Barn Find.

[Junkman]

Ach du lieber mein Shite!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-mk1-1600s-/302380692578

 

 

 

starts with a screw driver

 

Most of them did at some stage.

[outlaw118]

I appear to have suddenly become colourblind 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-OPEL-SENATOR-E-CD-AUTO-RED-/172756198853?hash=item28391265c5:g:C0sAAOSwX61ZB2uM

 

 

 OPEL SENATOR E CD AUTO RED

Not from where i'm standing

 

 

genuine reason for sale - too many cars / projects

Nope, fucked.

[outlaw118]

ISn't this a bit dodgy? Old log books GR8 4 RINGIN M8 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-mini-clubman-estate-1971-memorabilia-log-book-clasic-car-tax-free-/263083075341?hash=item3d40f9270d:g:I3gAAOSw4CFY67we

[eddyramrod]

Yes, exactly.  Seller needs reporting.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RS-TURBO-ESCORT-FULLY-MODIFIED-IN-HOLLOW-GRAPHIC-FLIP-PAINT-SHOW-CAR-HOT-ROD-/292180791224

 

 

HOT ROD

 

Bullshit.

 

 

HOLLOW GRAPHIC FLIP PAINT

[outlaw118]

AVAS M9 Nigh on a grand for a fucked Chuvvit? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-VAUXHALL-OPEL-CHEVETTE-CLASSIC-INVESTMENT-PROJECT-/322526867752?hash=item4b18197128:g:2h0AAOSwYlRZJLI0