eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Needs MOAR Pineappling.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Volkswagen-Polo-GLs-/172773944278

[outlaw118]

Fooked Pickarsole

 

£70 start....http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Picasso-/263071183074?hash=item3d4043b0e2:g:5BAAAOSwyWZZW2Dh

 

However 

 

 

due to husbands health it's just been scorned and sitting outside

WHy would you do that, he's not well??!!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Toyota-Carina-II-GL-Petrol-1587-CC-Classic-Vintage-/332299081521

 

Grim.

[outlaw118]

Toyota no mot for 6 years, but doesn't look too sad...99p start no reserve http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-CELICA-1-8-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-PROJECT-PARTS-CAR-/192243080833?hash=item2cc2949e81:g:7IsAAOSw8HBZF2VJ

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-panda-NOW-WITH-FULL-MOT-might-swop-for-tidy-classic-no-crap-/192243532379


 

 

might swop for tidy classic no crap

 

Who wants to swop (sic) his tidy classic for this shitbox?

What are these people thinking?

[Junkman]

Toyota no mot for 6 years, but doesn't look too sad...99p start no reserve http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-CELICA-1-8-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-PROJECT-PARTS-CAR-/192243080833?hash=item2cc2949e81:g:7IsAAOSw8HBZF2VJ

 

Ya doin it RONG.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/toyota-mr2-ferrari-look-alike-/322586321162

 

 

ferrari look alike

[outlaw118]

£600 start with OMGHGF - on a V6.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-MG-ZTT-for-repair-salvage-or-spare-parts-/282564857785?hash=item41ca2d8fb9:g:DhIAAOSwQ59ZYo60

[outlaw118]

@ Herr Junkmann =- I saw that but avoided it on purpose; it's been a long day, and I'm easing myself in.... 

[Junkman]

I'm still bracing myself to not fall off my chair because laughter.

What a thunderdolt.

 

Must have been full moon or something going by the quality of the newest listings.

[BorniteIdentity]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C890356

Anybody want to go 1/3s on this?

 

It's quite a popular scheme in Tenerife. Someone taxis it from 00-0800, next person 08-1600, then finally someone does 16-Midnight.

 

10/10 would cab this.

[outlaw118]

That MR2 is probably the most half...no QUARTER arsed attempt at a "REPLICA" that i've ever seen.  What a massive scrotegrinder.

 

 

£500+ for less than half a Golf http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2011-Volkswagen-Golf-GTD-Accident-Damaged-Salvage-Project-Track-Car-Scrap-/253028368186?hash=item3ae9aa7f3a:g:e4EAAOSwcj5ZXChf

 

[puddlethumper]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-panda-NOW-WITH-FULL-MOT-might-swop-for-tidy-classic-no-crap-/192243532379

 

 

 

Who wants to swop (sic) his tidy classic for this shitbox?

What are these people thinking?

Ooh ! Ooh ! A Panda Fizz fire. Who wouldn't swop (sick) a tidy classic for that. I have a classic non motorised lawn mower I could swop (vomit).

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-CITROEN-BX-GTI-1-9-8v-LOW-MILES-RETRO-NEW-TYRES-EXHAUST-MOT-MAY-2018-/132254152982?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/C30se-3-0-24-valve-manual-Vauxhall-Carlton-17-borbet-starfish-spares-or-repairs-/162583545683?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368&clk_rvr_id=1254239739858&utm_content=bufferb6c50&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[0ldCh0d]

E250d......

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/1992-mercedes-w124-e250d/1254093455

 

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-seirra-glsi-4x4-2-9-cosworth-engine/282561938388?_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3Df16c797d1fc1491b8bb01541bd95c2bb%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D30%26sd%3D132254152982&clk_rvr_id=1254241839442&utm_content=bufferb8a65&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[0ldCh0d]

Or......This For the same money as my previous post.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-s-class-2002-51-reg-auto-spares-or-repair-starts-and-drives-/1254028704

 

[Junkman]

Offroad Mongdeodorant for a quid anyone?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-FORD-MONDEO-2-0-GHIA-4X4-HATCHBACK-48K-ONE-OWNER-/222576742278

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-BEDFORD-TK-WHISKER-CAB-6-CYLINDER-DIESEL-/192243947197

 

 

I use the hand brake and gears to stop

 

That's the spirit!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-1500tc-automatic-dolomite-toledo-/222576974409

 

Why do I actually like this?

[egg]

Thanks Mr J, Mondy watch listed (yay, I'm the high bidder)

 

A small part of me wants to save this, most of me doesn't.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Prelude-1989-not-JDM-classic-/192243032669

 

[Junkman]

If I had a bigger dillywong and balls made from concrete, I'd buy this.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Audi-V8-quattro-/172774008194

 

Then again, if I had a bigger dillywong and balls made from concrete, I wouldn't need it.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1962-Mini-2-0-Vauxhall-modified-track-or-fast-road-/232403914340

 

 

Classic 1962 Mini

 

Yeah, right.

 

 

fast road

 

All roads I have hitherto travelled were perfectly stationary.

[Junkman]

Someone must save this.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-304-carbriolet-/263080099196

 

 

Why is everyone looking at me?

[0ldCh0d]

Not Tat....I have a serious lob on for this beauty.......factory fresh with just 44,060 miles... Ooofffffftt...Want! Even at the price...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-CLK55-AMG-5-4-Coupe-V8-auto-347bhp-44-060-miles-fsh-mint/162569653774?_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D1b92425e6aee496f86449ae701fbeb28%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D162569653774&_trkparms=pageci%253A8ee1f5e3-65a2-11e7-b697-74dbd180ae05%257Cparentrq%253A2de3355f15d0aa1270f378e3fff71614%257Ciid%253A1

 

[Junkman]

For those of you who no longer can afford a Granada.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rolls-royce-silver-shadow-/322585279835

 

 

And now look:

 

 

 

Rah!

[Junkman]

Bring Escort money.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car-Datsin-120y-coupe-/253025451878

[eddyramrod]

Someone must save this.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-304-carbriolet-/263080099196

 

 

Why is everyone looking at me?

Because you've got off-road space, which I haven't......

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-campervan-burgervan-project-/152617871301

 

classic campervan/burgervan

 
 
I can't help entertaining the suspicion it's actually an ambulance, no?

I'd say it is, the blood from the last call is still on the floor, walls and ceiling:
 



I'd really look forward to sleep in it, or eating a burger prepared in it.

[Junkman]

Because you've got off-road space, which I haven't......

 

 

Errrrr...

If you had followed my recent threads, you'd know that this isn't the case.

Alternatively, look at my signature.