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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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Dizzle Multipla sans MOT through shagged bushes and rust by a seatbelt anchorage; WCPGW?

 

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vaughant Rank: Lancia Gamma

vaughant

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Twas looking for a new mobile phone a month or so back and saw some lazy slag in her PJ's (nothing racy though) laying the phone on her fat legs while also lying on the sofa with the house looking like a nuclear bomb had hit it, taking a picture of it with another phone.

 

IDLENESS!!!!

 

 

still had a 60" TV and a ton of electrical goods in the front room!!!

 

 

Broken Britain, etc etc, this country ain't what it used to be blah blah blah.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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balls of steel

 

Maserati Biturbo 222e - RH Drive, New cam belt and water pump, just serviced

 

1 months MOT remains, wish I was more stupid* as I reckon these are a right hoot while they are working

 

*reckon on stupidity being a significant factor over bravery when considering something like this

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-Biturbo-222e-RH-Drive-New-cam-belt-and-water-pump-just-serviced/112453878625

 

wcpgw

 

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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there are no WMD

 

RARE ROVER SD1 VITESSE V8 EFI MANUAL SSH BARN FIND PROJECT 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-ROVER-SD1-VITESSE-V8-EFI-MANUAL-SSH-BARN-FIND-PROJECT-SOLID-99P-NO-RESERVE-/112456678000?hash=item1a2ef0ba70:g:BeQAAOSwXY5ZUFdt

 

write up makes it seem like some romantic, carefully parked up decades ago

 

MOT History says ✗ No MOT Expired:17 December 2016

 

So this has been... ah hem .. parked?

because is it probably .... ah hem .. fucked?

 

 

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Abandoned in 1989 now is your chance to save it

 

Rover P6 1976 Spares or Repair Barn Find Banger car etc

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-1976-Spares-or-Repair-Barn-Find-Banger-car-etc/253011475567?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43781%26meid%3D8ba9ae8774724772b780f6692e0169b9%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D302360387196&autorefresh=true

 

I am not so sure that the intervening years have improved the cars prospects

 

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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balls of steel

 

Maserati Biturbo 222e - RH Drive, New cam belt and water pump, just serviced

 

1 months MOT remains, wish I was more stupid* as I reckon these are a right hoot while they are working

 

*reckon on stupidity being a significant factor over bravery when considering something like this

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-Biturbo-222e-RH-Drive-New-cam-belt-and-water-pump-just-serviced/112453878625

 

wcpgw

 

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What a load of old bollocks in his description. It is a Biturbo and no real difference to the rest of them other than they dropped the name due to the poor reputation at the time. The best ones were the Soft top or the Karif as they were shorter wheelbase. I had a 2.5 4 door at the same time as a 2.8 Spyder There is a massive difference, the 2.8 went a hell of a lot better and the handling was in another league. As this one is a 2.8 it will be good but nowt special.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Hello, is that Tesco? Just checking you have some ingredients in stock...'

 

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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That CF just has such a sad expression!

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Swallow shit

 

classic car Volkswagen Passat GL5 1983 five door hatchback scirocco shape silver

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car-Volkswagen-Passat-GL5-1983-five-door-hatchback-scirocco-shape-silver-/253010922287?hash=item3ae8a04b2f:g:v6EAAOSwpONZT6ge

 

Currently located in some sort of covered outbuilding, you know the sort of place to store outsidey stuff

 

Somehow I feel its destiny will be slammed, stickerbombed and generally pineappled

 

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Morris Minor pickup restoration project

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-pickup-restoration-project/272735053413?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43781%26meid%3Da161ef21c78243fbbcd70b3fe4234ef1%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D292164168376

 

On 26-Jun-17 at 21:02:20 BST, seller added the following information:

 

Just realised the  log book for the pickup is registered as a van

 

 

 

I'm oooot

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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How to sell a car that's utterly fucked.

 

Rule 1: Do not completely remove the tarp.
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Dauphine-Gordini-S-/192233344923
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Rule 2: Photograph some random mess, so the buyer is unable to see what he gets.
 
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Rule 3: Pretend to be ignorant despite you obviously know everything about it:

 

 

Apparently one of 1000 Dauphine Gordini "S" models built in Acton in right hand drive?? I am sure some kind person may know if this is true, I would welcome the knowledge. And ever rarer in Pamplemouse (grapefruit) with an off white interior.

 

 

Rule 4: Do not clearly state that you have flogged the parts made from unobtainium separately:

 

 

AS FAR AS I KNOW it is still all there but I stress that I do not guarantee this.

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