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95 quid Peugeot Rank: Renault 16

95 quid Peugeot

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Ring Ring.......saw your advert looks interesting.        

 

VERY RARE ......ooooooh

DIESEL AUTOMATIC.........wonder what ?

Excellent condition inside and out. ......Well thats good.

FSH....bit of a bonus AND LADY OWNER.....starting to go downhill....

 https://www.gumtree.com/p/land-rover/very-rare-diesel-automatic.-excellent-condition-inside-and-out.-fsh-and-lady-owner/1204523943

 

DOH

rantingYoof Rank: Lancia Gamma

rantingYoof

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'QUICK! That bear stole my PICANICK basket!'

'Really? Where? I can't see any bear. You lying toerag...'

'HE'S RIGHT THERE! LOOK! HE'S ACCELERATING TO SIXTY MILES AN HOUR VERY VERY SLOWLY!'

'Oh, yeah I see 'em. Well, we need to give chase.'

 

*They set off at a brisk walking pace*

*Five seconds later*

 

'GOTCHA!'

'You had no chance mate, you should have got the petrol, not the 2.3d...'

Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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UNIQUE REG - makes me smile, I had an employee once who blew a small fortune on a prattplate because it was "unique". She simply didn't understand that was the whole point if a registration number......

 

To each their own eh?

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Nice car but reading the advert may cause you to walk out into heavy traffic.

 

 

The engine is in good order and runs very well

Giving nice smooth and powerful firm acceleration

 

etc

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIMLER-JAGUAR-Sovereign-4-2-SReg-1978-ONLY-73K-MoT-Mar-17-Lovely-Car-Needs-TLC-/252646358951?hash=item3ad2e57fa7:g:~w4AAOSwiONYM0i2

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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1990 E300 DIESEL 4MATIC, LHD, PROJECT, STARTS AND DRIVES BUT BEEN OFF THE ROAD FOR 2 YEARS, NEEDS LOTS OF WORK DOING ,HAS ODD WHEELS. 350K KM FROM NEW , ON POLISH PLATES BUT COMES WITH FULL POLISH LOG BOOK,NEED TO TRAILER/RECOVERY AWAY

 

and sold. Madness in my humble opinion

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That Flavia doesn't look to horribly fucked. I bet it'd be a war to get it registered here with no paperwork though, which probably why it's just grand. 

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