eBay tat volume 3.

[holbeck]

Coprolalia

 

​I just looked that up. LOL

 

[Asimo]

That white / cloth / 2.9 / steels 'n trims XJ40 made me think of these.

 

This is twice the price of that XJ. Not sure if it is more or less shite though. Likely even slower and thirstier. Would.

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/eGkAAOSwnHZYRH9H/s-l1600.jpg

[doug]

 

Great photo.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda-motorbikes/honda-express-nc50-moped-50cc-/1203327187

[AMC Rebel]

i'm going to be really controversial and say that actually i prefer these small sedans (saloons, if you prefer) such as the orion/belmont/Rover 400 over their hatchback brethren.

 

shame that no one makes them anymore,

 

 

 

They do - they just don't sell 'em in the UK as no-one buys them here.  There are a few in Ireland where they are more popular and in mainland Europe - there are some examples in the "cars you never knew existed" thread. 

[richardthestag]

late night beer fuelled ebay surfage

 

Fancy going out on the pull?

 

I give you

 

DOUGLAS AIRPORT TUG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DOUGLAS-AIRPORT-TUG-W-REGED-PERKINS-ENGINE-PRICE-INC-VAT-AT-20-/122250640845?hash=item1c76b4bdcd:g:TmcAAOSwq7JUE~FH

 

[richardthestag]

2003 FORD TRANSIT 350 LWB 2.4 TDI RECOVERY TRUCK, 16 FOOT BED

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-FORD-TRANSIT-350-LWB-2-4-TDI-RECOVERY-TRUCK-11-MONTH-MOT-16-FOOT-BED-/252653538148?hash=item3ad3530b64:g:IUYAAOSwux5YOMuo

 

I wonder how much load needs to be aft of the back axle to lift the front wheels off the road? Not a lot is my guess

 

[richardthestag]

Manitou Piggy back forklift TMT320FL

 

 

Gravity resistant forklift

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Manitou-Piggy-back-forklift-TMT320FL-/282259220457?hash=item41b7f5e7e9:g:Qx4AAOSw44BYOJ8Y

 

[richardthestag]

NISSAN NAVARA D22 RALLY RAID LIMITED EDITION

 

Is this the Navara that would snap it's chassis and throw a rod pulling the greased stick from a dead pigs arse?

 

Rally Raid? Seriously?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-NAVARA-D22-RALLY-RAID-LIMITED-EDITION-/172404518074?hash=item28241c2cba:g:vLUAAOSwv9FXgocl

 

[richardthestag]

serious stuff now

 

from the time when there was only one flavour and No Mr Whippy. You want a lolly there is a single choice

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1954-Morris-J-Ice-cream-van-Fully-working-classic-vintage-/152345939057?hash=item2378868c71:g:Un8AAOSw37tV~GCp

 

The other one is for sale too but I do like a J Type

 

[Cavcraft]

118 118, how may I help?

 

Hello, Rugely Trades Descriptions, please

 

Putting you through, sir....

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ssangyoung-Musso-Sports-/132027696866?hash=item1ebd76c6e2:g:AM8AAOSwtpZYSHG1

 

 

I'm not saying it's un-sporty, but I wouldn't back it in a game of darts against Stephen Hawking.

[sheffcortinacentre]

1.6 ohc will bend a valve if cambelt goes,2.0 doesn't.

[Cavcraft]

2003 FORD TRANSIT 350 LWB 2.4 TDI RECOVERY TRUCK, 16 FOOT BED

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-FORD-TRANSIT-350-LWB-2-4-TDI-RECOVERY-TRUCK-11-MONTH-MOT-16-FOOT-BED-/252653538148?hash=item3ad3530b64:g:IUYAAOSwux5YOMuo

 

I wonder how much load needs to be aft of the back axle to lift the front wheels off the road? Not a lot is my guess

 

 

 

Looks sodding awful, plus non-stow away ramps are a pain in the arse. That said, it least it doesn't have the comedy 97 foot overhang some of these things have.

[mercrocker]

NISSAN NAVARA D22 RALLY RAID LIMITED EDITION

 

Is this the Navara that would snap it's chassis and throw a rod pulling the greased stick from a dead pigs arse?

 

Rally Raid? Seriously?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-NAVARA-D22-RALLY-RAID-LIMITED-EDITION-/172404518074?hash=item28241c2cba:g:vLUAAOSwv9FXgocl

 

NISSA - Need It Shifted Soon As.....

[richardthestag]

incomplete world of pain Stag with broken engine

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Stag-1978-Barn-Find-/282276316264?hash=item41b8fac468:g:MMUAAOSwiDFYQFvw

 

Such is the interest that the sella had to add...

 

In response to the many questions about the bike in the photo, no I'm affaid it is not for sale. 

 

 

 

[richardthestag]

wasnt someone on this Parish after a Mayflower?

 

This one has DO NOT PAINT written all over it

 

Mot'd as well

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Mayflower-1953-Razor-Edge/332053995110

 

 

Looks like the rear door shut has been filled over, except it hasnt, rear quarterlights on a 2 door car! that has to be a first surely

 

[richardthestag]

Looks sodding awful, plus non-stow away ramps are a pain in the arse. That said, it least it doesn't have the comedy 97 foot overhang some of these things have.

 

Wonder how many light bars he looses on speed humps

[320touring]

wasnt someone on this Parish after a Mayflower?

 

This one has DO NOT PAINT written all over it

 

Mot'd as well

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Mayflower-1953-Razor-Edge/332053995110

 

 

Looks like the rear door shut has been filled over, except it hasnt, rear quarterlights on a 2 door car! that has to be a first surely

 

That was Vulgalour;)

[rml2345]

I thought it was Junkman? Anyway, the Mayflower might be the only two door car to have rear quarterlights. I can't think of another.

[riber3]

When you google you fancy a night of hot xxx action with a cougar wearing leather.

 

And you get this.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-cougar-2-24v-V6-xpack-/332042841237?hash=item4d4f4bac95:g:ek0AAOSwo4pYH2Hd

 

 

 

Might be cheaper to maintain than the partner in your life!!! ouch sorry please stop throwing things at me!!

[riber3]

This looks comfortable

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/trike-/112219433766

Is that an IKEA Special or IKEA CAN'T BE Bothered???

[riber3]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/3-Wheeler-Project-Trike-Mini-Engine-PX-Swap-Anything-considered-/232157878393

 

 

LOLS

Kermit you've come home!!!

[Hertz]

I'm sure* you could convince people this was a Bentley or RR Phantom.

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C506000

[Hertz]

RELISTED DUE TO TOTAL TIT WITH NO MONEY!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars-/172436778918?hash=item2826086fa6:g:UN8AAOSwgmJX1YfZ

 

Piss poor photo skillz.

[Hertz]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LHD-Citroen-CX-25D-TURBO2-DTR-2-5l-120BHP-/252672456218?hash=item3ad473b61a:g:ArMAAOSw6DtYSHGr

[Hertz]

Brown Allegro with Sercks.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1500-SDL-/291965541737?hash=item43fa809d69:g:-IsAAOSwYIxX4qwJ

[Hertz]

This looks like a nice old bus.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-TOYOTA-CAMRY-3-0LTR-RETRO-RARE-EXAMPLE-BECOMING-CLASSIC-NO-SWAP-/201742766829?hash=item2ef8ce52ed:g:jaoAAOSw6DtYSJR~

[Hertz]

It has a custom paint job done on it which makes it very unique and had a lot of great comments on it.

 

Let me buck the trend mate, it looks utterley shit.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-TOYOTA-CELICA-st202-12-full-months-MOT-Automatic-/132027869555?hash=item1ebd796973:g:gYEAAOSw4GVYSIwJ

[oldcars]

Ooooh 

 

Ah.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/322349289500?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Just a little bit, ooohhhh ahhhh, just a little bit more, a rotten sill's not want i'm looking for......................

[Alan_Green]

Beautiful rust free one owner FSH Peugeot 504 in South Africa. £2,300 equiv. Not sure if Facebook links work but here goes: https://www.facebook.com/groups/255247774659277/ 

[cort16]

hopelessly over priced SLK.

 

 

 

Work Required:

Subframe

Rear Brake Pipes x 2 

MOT

Engine Management Light On -- as slight oil leak from back of engine.

 

what a flippin heap. I bet you could get one without all these issue for no much more.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-BENZ-SLK-350-ROADSTER-3-5-TRIP-CONVERTIBLE-SAT-NAV-ON-SALE-AT-4200-/172436970419?hash=item28260b5bb3:g:AJcAAOSwnHZYSKn9