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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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HNNNNGH!

 

That's lovely!

 

I keep seeing* loads of cheap 2.5 V6 manual Mondeo Mk3s about as well. Seems like a great budget way to get a V engine with a manual box.

 

 

 

 

*RantingYoof sends me loads of autotrader ads on facebook / steam chat

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Check out this drugs baron

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-MG-ZR-TD-2-0-115bhp-GREY-MOT-SEP17-NEW-CLUTCH-CAM-BELT-P-STEERING-PUMP-/272474004509

 

non-running MG ZR diesel

 

 

Spares "value" for an existing MG owner - or...... potential for  "Break Up Value" for anyone with the ability .....of say  £2500 -£3,000 "Plus"

 

£2500 worth of bits?

 

he helpfully gives us some guidance about this:

 

 

£500 Short Engine (NB ALSO FITS FREELANDER 2 2.0 TDI ) engine & many components (eg Brake Calipers) also fit the MGZS 2.0 TD
£100 Cylinder Head

 

£500 for a bottom end?

 

 

£200 Doors (£50 Each)

 

LOLZ

 

 

A PROFIT potential of £2500 PLUS !!!

 

Fuck!!!! Maybe he's right and this is a flippin goldmine!!!!

 

 

I MUST EMPHASISE - I AM NOT BREAKING THE CAR - INDIVIDUAL PARTS ARE .... NOT FOR SALE

 

Blimey he's cutting his own arm off there, whyever not?

  • GrumpyCat, Louise2cv, Conrad D. Conelrad and 1 other
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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Bloody hell what a baffoon! And to top that..

 

" Warning To Timewasters

I have taken 2 .... £500+ items Non Payers for items I have sold on Ebay..... to court in the last two years, won and got paid on both

- one settled just before the small claims hearing - and paid the court costs on top

- the other went to hearing - and had to pay cost.... plus court fees, overnight stay in a Premier Inn (As it was an early hearing) & £70 return fuel costs "

 

Stone the crows. I think I'll leave it mate.

  • pilninggas and Jerzy Woking
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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SKODA-FAVORIT-GLXIE-FLAIRLINE-/172423607295

 

FLAIRLINE

 

I reckon these are quite a sharp looker, not sure about those wheels though, I know theyre probably fitted by the importer but these look better without 'fripperies' IMO. FFS listen to me banging on about which is the 'purest' model of Skoda Favorit on the internet, what a friggin loser

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I hate to say it but I reckon a very slight lowering and wheel change woud look much better

  • nigel bickle
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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That's an lx init, veronas are that miserable they didn't have a running strip down the side?

That and it says lx on the back .

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Shit da bed

 

This looks tidy.. "It has been maintained regardless of cost and always kept garaged by its former Doctor owner."

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Classic-Jaguar-XJ6-Automatic-in-White-/152344011947?hash=item23786924ab:g:eGkAAOSwnHZYRH9H

 

2.9 sales exec spec complete with mint tweed interior

 

just look at it

 

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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XJ S1 SWB NOS new old stock shell

 

Cannot imagine these come along very often, supplied complete with doner car - ez project

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ6-SREIES-1-SWB-NEW-BODY-SHELL-1972-DONOR-UP-DATE-PICTURES-NOW-ADDED-/252659210583?hash=item3ad3a99957:g:ZdgAAOSw-0xYPYjM

 

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Must stop surfing through Jag section of Ebay

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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That's an lx init, veronas are that miserable they didn't have a running strip down the side?

That and it says lx on the back .

That car is pretty much identical to mine, same year, same colour.  Mine also says LX on the back - I think the Verona added a bit to LX.  Mine has the rubbing strip.  The real misery spec was Aspen.  Mine has a few random colour approximations and wheels from a Focus - but the one in the Ad has done more miles.

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That car is pretty much identical to mine, same year, same colour.  Mine also says LX on the back - I think the Verona added a bit to LX.  Mine has the rubbing strip.  The real misery spec was Aspen.  

 

 You're right! I take it all back.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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good grief

 

Morris Minor 1400cc project

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-1400cc-project-/332055161074?hash=item4d5007a8f2:g:GtgAAOSwA3dYRw3D

 

Was so not expecting that!

 

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this is Albert--he has had a Metro floorpan and subframe grafted in with a 1400 k series engine and box. I did not do the work--it was done by a qualified motor mechanic (M.O.T. tester also) so it has been done well
 

 

 
Verdict - So that is two cars fucked by my counting
  • Conrad D. Conelrad and Junkman
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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Carry on posting, chaps, I am just sitting here trying to get my head around that twunt with the Minor.

  • Junkman, richardthestag and AMC Rebel
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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Mini Metro

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Metro-/112221262365?hash=item1a20e8921d:g:ExgAAOSwa~BYPtcj

 

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Photographs taken using a 1990s pocket calculator

 

540 word waffle before bits about the car being auctioned

 

This Mini Metro was a real barn find. It  requires full restoration. Values are on the rise and would prove to be an excellent investment

 

Keys have been lost.

 

 

 

sums up with

 

Would make a great donor vehicle for a 6R4 project as its in good original condition .

 

 

 

 

Verdict - you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! 

  • Conrad D. Conelrad and mercrocker
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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I think that K series minor is quite neat! Needs a lot of beautifying though

  • nigel bickle, strangeangel and rml2345
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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I have been suffering an inexplicable want for one of these lately, theres absolutely no rhyme or reason to it. WHats the attraction? I want a white one with these hubcaps. I presume they go well enough with this 1.7DTi engine? You used to see them doing like 146 on the dual carriageway fairly regularly.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astra-van-/252670684108

 

Also how come they have white front bumpers and black rear ones?

  • alcyonecorporation, Supernaut and Banger Kenny
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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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Those Astras are a great drive and a perfectly decent all-rounder, all I know about the van variant though is they're silly money compared to a standard Astra - £400ish gets you a nice solid hatchback with no major faults but £800 gets you a very dog-eared van variant.  We wanted one for our business but having found nothing decent in budget SiC's 1.6 petrol hatch was so much better for the money so ended up with that instead.

strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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Morris Minor 1400cc project

 

 

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Verdict - So that is two cars fucked by my counting

 

 

I quite like that Minor, and Metros are bin fodder anyway so who's counting?

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