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Shit da bed

 

This looks tidy.. "It has been maintained regardless of cost and always kept garaged by its former Doctor owner."

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Classic-Jaguar-XJ6-Automatic-in-White-/152344011947?hash=item23786924ab:g:eGkAAOSwnHZYRH9H

 

2.9 sales exec spec complete with mint tweed interior

 

just look at it

 

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XJ S1 SWB NOS new old stock shell

 

Cannot imagine these come along very often, supplied complete with doner car - ez project

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ6-SREIES-1-SWB-NEW-BODY-SHELL-1972-DONOR-UP-DATE-PICTURES-NOW-ADDED-/252659210583?hash=item3ad3a99957:g:ZdgAAOSw-0xYPYjM

 

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Must stop surfing through Jag section of Ebay

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That's an lx init, veronas are that miserable they didn't have a running strip down the side?

That and it says lx on the back .

That car is pretty much identical to mine, same year, same colour.  Mine also says LX on the back - I think the Verona added a bit to LX.  Mine has the rubbing strip.  The real misery spec was Aspen.  Mine has a few random colour approximations and wheels from a Focus - but the one in the Ad has done more miles.

 

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That car is pretty much identical to mine, same year, same colour.  Mine also says LX on the back - I think the Verona added a bit to LX.  Mine has the rubbing strip.  The real misery spec was Aspen.  

 

 You're right! I take it all back.

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good grief

 

Morris Minor 1400cc project

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-1400cc-project-/332055161074?hash=item4d5007a8f2:g:GtgAAOSwA3dYRw3D

 

Was so not expecting that!

 

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this is Albert--he has had a Metro floorpan and subframe grafted in with a 1400 k series engine and box. I did not do the work--it was done by a qualified motor mechanic (M.O.T. tester also) so it has been done well
 

 

 
Verdict - So that is two cars fucked by my counting
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Mini Metro

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Metro-/112221262365?hash=item1a20e8921d:g:ExgAAOSwa~BYPtcj

 

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Photographs taken using a 1990s pocket calculator

 

540 word waffle before bits about the car being auctioned

 

This Mini Metro was a real barn find. It  requires full restoration. Values are on the rise and would prove to be an excellent investment

 

Keys have been lost.

 

 

 

sums up with

 

Would make a great donor vehicle for a 6R4 project as its in good original condition .

 

 

 

 

Verdict - you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! 

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I have been suffering an inexplicable want for one of these lately, theres absolutely no rhyme or reason to it. WHats the attraction? I want a white one with these hubcaps. I presume they go well enough with this 1.7DTi engine? You used to see them doing like 146 on the dual carriageway fairly regularly.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astra-van-/252670684108

 

Also how come they have white front bumpers and black rear ones?

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Those Astras are a great drive and a perfectly decent all-rounder, all I know about the van variant though is they're silly money compared to a standard Astra - £400ish gets you a nice solid hatchback with no major faults but £800 gets you a very dog-eared van variant.  We wanted one for our business but having found nothing decent in budget SiC's 1.6 petrol hatch was so much better for the money so ended up with that instead.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-MK2-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-CONVERTIBLE-RARE-CAR-BARN-FIND-/162312072865?hash=item25ca8daea1:g:jUoAAOSwEzxYSD7u

 

 

'IT IS WHAT IT IS'

 

A hopelessly advertised pile of shit with a ripped hood and what looks like a damp interior?

 

'ITS A BEAUTIFUL CAR AND HAS BEEN LOOKED AFTER NO MATTER THE EXPENSE'

 

I beg to differ

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I spy a Montego.  In possibly not-too-bad condition.  I mean sure there's a Triumph in a barn, but the Montego wins.  Shite caravan too and god knows what else up by the house.  This house is a winner.

You are correct on all counts.

The Montego is mintola and belongs to Captain Slow, as does the Triumph.

The Peugeot is/was Dugong's.

I know these things as I was the nasty MoT tester who failed the Pug.

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Impressively spazzy tailpipe on this

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/astra-bertone-car-/302156307716

 

 

this is the last time i will relist it i will take £300 for it dont bother asking if i would lower the price because i wont i would rather let it go for scrap

 

 

I WILL TAKE £280.00 FOR IT IF IT GOES TODAY

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