Shitting in the shallow end. Collection

57,405 · February 28

Petrbrough in the fine rain that they have on sad days in films.

These things happen and the shitter seller could not have been more honest and kind given the situation. Half way home by train at York now. Having a cream bun and DRUGS POP while I wait for the connection.

Cars do know when they're being sold and they do like to show their displeasure sometimes.

3,147 · February 28

28 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Petrbrough in the fine rain that they have on sad days in films.

Even the P'boghorror tumbleweed look dejected.

^Shitting on Newark --- Action Heartily Endorsed.

57,405 · Tuesday at 11:11

You. Aye you. Hello. Nice to make your aquantence. My name is lord sir Jimmy Crystal. Right hand of old Nick himself, deliverer of charity and weaver of the seven fingers. A journey awaits and you shall accompany me.

57,405 · Tuesday at 11:11

Well ok, but I'll have to go for a quick poo first.

Won't be long.

2,499 · Tuesday at 11:16

Yerrrsssss! I do enjoy a Jim Bell collection

57,405 · Tuesday at 11:17

If you're going in after me, you may need this.

Lets fucking go then my Tubby friend. North.

57,405 · Tuesday at 11:22

And so away we go. Up the road. Leaving the safety of the home behind.

First stop was the diesel snake. A beast that roars and clatters. Swallows you alive and spits you out elsewhere.

57,405 · Tuesday at 11:28

Er. I have a student rail card that expired in 2010. Will that do?

57,405 · Tuesday at 11:35

57,405 · Tuesday at 11:38

At this point hunger became too much to bear and sustainanance was sought. After another quick toilet.

Would you like a steak bake Lord Sir Jimmy?

Here we go then.

57,405 · Tuesday at 11:40

Pov you are my tuna crunch roll.

57,405 · Tuesday at 11:46

I used our wait until the connection to do some required reading.

The next train north was more luxurious.

We thundered on northwards.

6,910 · Tuesday at 11:47

7 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Pov you are my tuna crunch roll.

Gotta love a tuna crunch roll!

57,405 · Tuesday at 11:50

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57,405 · Tuesday at 11:54

Presently we arrived in Scotland.

Bonus new balance.

57,405 · Tuesday at 11:55

Edinburgh castle. Such a thing of beauty. Almost one hundred years old.

57,405 · Tuesday at 11:57

Time for a swift pint sir Jimmy?

13,935 · Tuesday at 12:54

55 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

I’m glad you do?!? 🤨

57,405 · Tuesday at 13:00

After a while we got through to the location of the prize.

And I was given a choice.

One or the other.

A choice is made.

57,405 · Tuesday at 13:03

57,405 · Tuesday at 13:17

It's a 207 1.6hdi. Remarkable only for the fastidious attention to detail lavished on it by previous owner.

This is from a previous sale thread.

When a boring car comes along from an owner willing to spend this much time and money on, it's a no brainer to buy it.

It's quick enough, very frugal (more so even than the Prius) and in great order. Was a lovely drive home and barely sipped to the first mark on the gauge over the trip.

Great car and a great day out.

Big thanks to @davehedgehog31 for being a top seller, for meeting me halfway and for leaving half a tank in it. A+++++ trusted shitter.

35,148 · Tuesday at 13:29

Don't hoover under the passenger seat

3,940 · Tuesday at 14:38

I had the estate version which I sold to @sdkrc. They are ridiculously frugal. Great an car.

57,405 · Tuesday at 14:55

15 minutes ago, Dan302 said:

I had the estate version which I sold to @sdkrc. They are ridiculously frugal. Great an car.

Yeah man, I had a glowing endorsements from him. Driving this one certainly encouraged him to buy yours I think. Great cars for sure.

23,656 · Tuesday at 18:32

6 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Edinburgh castle. Such a thing of beauty. Almost one hundred years old.

Lies, I've walked past there around the time this photo was taken and haven't seen a single Teletubby!

12,327 · Tuesday at 21:21

I had quite a boring day at work doing the admin tasks I was paid to do and to think I could have eased the tedium following along with your adventures instead. A most excellent purchase that I hope serves you well Mr Bell. Thanks as ever for sharing.