Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[Jim Bell]

This ties in with the roffle just after Lent. Excellent

No roffles, cash only, do not pass Go, please go back to Old Kent Road, No piddling in the shallow end and please do not walk on the grass.

[cms206]

I have a colleague who would likely bite your hand off for this but he has a 3 door 206 he'll need to shift first.

 

Do you want a 3 door 206?

 

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[loserone]

is it a GTI?

[Jim Bell]

Do you want a 3 door 206?

 

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[cms206]

is it a GTI?

It is... a 1.1 I think.

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DISAPOINT.

 

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[Jim Bell]

It is... a 1.1 I think.DISAPOINT.

 

 

It can't be a 1.1 it would have to be a 1 1 because there is no point in that car.

[somewhatfoolish]

A 1.1 sounds miserable, when are you collecting it?

[sporty-shite]

I have a colleague who would likely bite your hand off for this but he has a 3 door 206 he'll need to shift first.

 

Do you want a 3 door 206?

 

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Details PLZ. Mrs S has a mate looking for something. Originally, it was something big and people-ey, now it's something smoll and economy-ey.

[Supernaut]

Details PLZ. Mrs S has a mate looking for something. Originally, it was something big and people-ey, now it's something smoll and economy-ey.

 

That sounds ominous.

 

What happened to the people?

[sporty-shite]

That sounds ominous.

 

What happened to the people?

May have been a new relationship moving too fast, leading to potential of twice as many kids!

[Jim Bell]

Not an early start this moaning. Even the hairy alarm clock slept in.

 

 

Silly dog.

 

 

Shift because the game is afoot!

 

 

Assemble some pointless items that will not be needed*

 

 

 

 

 

 

No breakfast as the PC stands at zero and I don't wish to give my unruly digestive system more ammunition with which to ambush me.

[Jim Bell]

Stage 1.

 

Bus wanker.

 

 

 

The view from the top deck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

We are officially under way.

 

 

Guesses encouraged, if you know, don't spoil it.

[Jim Bell]

Step 2. Metty.

 

 

 

Now officially zooming with pace.

[Jim Bell]

Stage 3..

 

Big trens.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you look to our left you will see the actual New-Castle.

 

 

 

 

And also the big bridge of the Tyne.

 

 

 

 

Sarf of the river now. And railing west.

[loserone]

I just watched you go past from the other side of the river

[Jim Bell]

I just watched you go past from the other side of the river

 

Did you see me wave?

[Jim Bell]

Think it might be time to break the duck and open the PC proper. I'm on a 1950s sprinter affair though and the tiny toilet compartments are never the best.

 

 

 

This is not a good sign.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Neither is this.

 

 

They're both accurate though.

[Jim Bell]

Hexham achieved. Many more miles yet to go.

 

[tooSavvy]

.... Ha! Did the trip in ToMM© the other day... Probably as loud (I'm strait-thru) but more comfy seats.

 

PC nil

 

BonChance marra

[Jim Bell]

 

 

Well I've got some bad news for you carriage 52868. You look like ass and you smell like ass.

[Shirley Knott]

Small French diesel?

[Jim Bell]

Small French diesel?

1/3.

[Tetleysmooth]

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave in post number 1002.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Not an early start this moaning. Even the hairy alarm clock slept in.

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Silly dog.

Shift because the game is afoot!

Assemble some pointless items that will not be needed*

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No breakfast as the PC stands at zero and I don't wish to give my unruly digestive system more ammunition with which to ambush me.

I knew you could get them with wings, but black plastic handles? That's some heavy duty sanitary product, right there.

[Jim Bell]

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave in post number 1002.

Think there's a queue man.

 

Will drop you a message when I'm home later.

[Jim Bell]

I knew you could get them with wings, but black plastic handles? That's some heavy duty sanitary product, right there.

 

I have a very specific and weighty manstruation. I need my device to catch most of it.

[jonny69]

please go back to Old Kent Road

 

Saaf Lahndon car eh? Unless my fackin hint detection unit is right up the swanny again.

[Fabergé Greggs]

If you are actually on the old Kent road rather than the monopoly square, I’m there right now.

[loserone]

That would have been a fast train. I reckon he's driving, which is promising.

 

Or dead, which would be a pretty shitty collection thread.

[loserone]

Not dead yet. I reckon update incoming!