Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends electric*

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, Craig the Princess said:

Collection going live?

 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Please let it be...

 

[Tickman]

I'm really looking forward to this.

[loserone]

1 minute ago, Tickman said:

I'm really looking forward to having a go in this.

Ftfy

[keith777]

51 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Being a PREPARED BASTARD, I have already made ready ahead of a pre dawn begining. 

 

Things for the journey. 

 

Right let's check I've got everything, phone charger, gaffer tape, windscreen mount,tapes,  tie wraps,wallet and a pic of Colombo! 

Yep that's it!

[Jim Bell]

4 minutes ago, keith777 said:

Right let's check I've got everything, phone charger, gaffer tape, windscreen mount,tapes,  tie wraps,wallet and a pic of Colombo! 

Yep that's it!

 

Well the pic on my t shirt will be lonely without the pic in my wallet. Who leaves the house without 2 Columbos?

Idiots, that's who. 

[Jim Bell]

And yes, that is a picture of my dog in this picture of my dog. 

[Craig the Princess]

[flat4alfa]

1 hour ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Please let it be...

I'm afraid to say it will not be...

As it lives these days at Bedfordshire / Hertfordshire border

How do I know this?  It's parked sixteen feet from my arse,

[barmatt]

Ah brilliant, a good old JB collection will make going to work just a little bit easier on a stormy Saturday.

Looking forward to the shenaningans and the poo count of course.

Chop speed you lunatic.

[hairnet]

hes going to mo's for a vectra........

[gm]

58 minutes ago, flat4alfa said:

I'm afraid to say it will not be...

As it lives these days at Bedfordshire / Hertfordshire border

How do I know this?  It's parked sixteen feet from my arse,

has he not had a 'go' on that one already ? sell it to me instead

actually, how close to your arse ? mebbes not 

[yes oui si]

2 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

 

Well the pic on my t shirt will be lonely without the pic in my wallet. Who leaves the house without 2 Columbos?

Idiots, that's who. 

Is that what they mean by 'double bagging'? 

[yes oui si]

2 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

And yes, that is a picture of my dog in this picture of my dog. 

Is that what they mean by 'double wagging'? 

[loserone]

EXCITE

[Jim Bell]

Better get up then. 

[Shirley Knott]

I'm at work today, very pleased to have a JB collection adventure to while away the time!

Between this and the 107 roffle (This evening?) that's my Sarrada sorted, this place eh.....

[Jim Bell]

Time to leave the old gaming/car buying station an head out. 

 

Just have a quick drink of orange juice first. I'm sure there's some in the fri......

 

 

 

 

Ok I'm leaving. 

[Jim Bell]

1st leg underway. .

 

 

 

 

Modern content. 

 

 

 

Direction: west. 

Speed: 30 mph. 

Temp : cold. 

P.c: nil

[skattrd]

Good morning sir, may the chod Gods be with you, safe travels.

[Jim Bell]

Newcastle's premier 24 hour service station.

 

Loaded up with a bit of breakfast for the train ride.

Fish sandwich obv. 

[Jim Bell]

Big station. 

 

LAPD are up early. Harrasing the tramps and giving directions. Great bunch of lads. 

[Jim Bell]

So many trains. Which one to pick!?

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Tell you what though. These post-brexit station vending machines are getting a bit savage. 

 

[Jim Bell]

Direction: south. 

Speed: 125.

Temp: warm.

P.c: unchanged. 

[Jim Bell]

Well Cross Country WiFi won't open Autoshite because it's INSECURE. 

so I will be quiet for a while. 

[Aston Martin]

2 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Well Cross Country WiFi won't open Autoshite because it's INSECURE. 

so I will be quiet for a while. 

So what you're saying is we can slag you off for 30 minutes and then delete our posts before you can see them?

[Jim Bell]

7 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

So what you're saying is we can slag you off for 30 minutes and then delete our posts before you can see them?

More like 5 hours. 

[Jim Bell]

Is it breakfast? With no bacon?

[Craig the Princess]

45 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Well Cross Country WiFi won't open Autoshite because it's INSECURE. 

so I will be quiet for a while.