Shitting in the shallow end. *A2 fixt*

[Guest]

Saab is easy,  easier in right hand drive for once too. Jeep Grand Cherokee's are a nightmare for this issue too, and it's pretty involved, usually a lot of sawing to do..

[loserone]

Unrelated, do you still have that Landy load cover kicking about? I’ll be passing your way with a new collection on Friday and can pick it up?

 

And collect my fiver winnings!

No, I met John F near Leeds before I turned into the wanker / cunt / whatever that's ruined autoshite and yet still can't keep away from the dark wob.

[Jim Bell]

No, I met John F near Leeds before I turned into the wanker / cunt / whatever that's ruined autoshite and yet still can't keep away from the dark wob.

 

A cunt is a TYPE of wanker if you think about it. Mechanically anyway. So that should be repatition. Ring the bell. Minus five points.

[Jim Bell]

[Jim Bell]

[Jim Bell]

Looking at the callender, it's been almost a fartnight since I did something silly.

 

That's a long time in politics. And in shite buying/selling/trading. Something happened to pop up on eBay that I've always fancied so I Carpe'd it's fucking Diem right in up to the hinge end.

 

Off to another coast tomorrow to implement some life complications of a vehicular nature.

 

It's fun to have a hobby.

 

If anyone would like a nice Saab, please contact one of our customer services representatives via telephone or email.

 

 

[Tickman]

This ties in with the roffle just after Lent. Excellent

[Jim Bell]

This ties in with the roffle just after Lent. Excellent

No roffles, cash only, do not pass Go, please go back to Old Kent Road, No piddling in the shallow end and please do not walk on the grass.

[cms206]

I have a colleague who would likely bite your hand off for this but he has a 3 door 206 he'll need to shift first.

 

Do you want a 3 door 206?

 

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[loserone]

is it a GTI?

[Jim Bell]

Do you want a 3 door 206?

 

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[cms206]

is it a GTI?

It is... a 1.1 I think.

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DISAPOINT.

 

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[Jim Bell]

It is... a 1.1 I think.DISAPOINT.

 

 

It can't be a 1.1 it would have to be a 1 1 because there is no point in that car.

[somewhatfoolish]

A 1.1 sounds miserable, when are you collecting it?

[sporty-shite]

I have a colleague who would likely bite your hand off for this but he has a 3 door 206 he'll need to shift first.

 

Do you want a 3 door 206?

 

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Details PLZ. Mrs S has a mate looking for something. Originally, it was something big and people-ey, now it's something smoll and economy-ey.

[Supernaut]

Details PLZ. Mrs S has a mate looking for something. Originally, it was something big and people-ey, now it's something smoll and economy-ey.

 

That sounds ominous.

 

What happened to the people?

[sporty-shite]

That sounds ominous.

 

What happened to the people?

May have been a new relationship moving too fast, leading to potential of twice as many kids!

[Jim Bell]

Not an early start this moaning. Even the hairy alarm clock slept in.

 

 

Silly dog.

 

 

Shift because the game is afoot!

 

 

Assemble some pointless items that will not be needed*

 

 

 

 

 

 

No breakfast as the PC stands at zero and I don't wish to give my unruly digestive system more ammunition with which to ambush me.

[Jim Bell]

Stage 1.

 

Bus wanker.

 

 

 

The view from the top deck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

We are officially under way.

 

 

Guesses encouraged, if you know, don't spoil it.

[Jim Bell]

Step 2. Metty.

 

 

 

Now officially zooming with pace.

[Jim Bell]

Stage 3..

 

Big trens.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you look to our left you will see the actual New-Castle.

 

 

 

 

And also the big bridge of the Tyne.

 

 

 

 

Sarf of the river now. And railing west.

[loserone]

I just watched you go past from the other side of the river

[Jim Bell]

I just watched you go past from the other side of the river

 

Did you see me wave?

[Jim Bell]

Think it might be time to break the duck and open the PC proper. I'm on a 1950s sprinter affair though and the tiny toilet compartments are never the best.

 

 

 

This is not a good sign.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Neither is this.

 

 

They're both accurate though.

[Jim Bell]

Hexham achieved. Many more miles yet to go.

 

[tooSavvy]

.... Ha! Did the trip in ToMM© the other day... Probably as loud (I'm strait-thru) but more comfy seats.

 

PC nil

 

BonChance marra

[Jim Bell]

 

 

Well I've got some bad news for you carriage 52868. You look like ass and you smell like ass.

[Shirley Knott]

Small French diesel?

[Jim Bell]

Small French diesel?

1/3.

[Tetleysmooth]

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave in post number 1002.