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That Cortina is superb, the back is stoved-in like my Galant. I should buy it, bet it'll be too rich for my blood though.

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Blimey, the Granada and the Anglia auctions both ended with no bids! :shock: (Granada £650 No Res, Anglia £395 No Res)The Capri is currently up at a healthy £720.Mark.

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Just like the beige E28s posted in the 'what were they thinking' thread, class. Though this one has swanky deluxe features including front fogs, rear spoiler and leccy mirrors (and no window winders, but then no window switches on the centre console either??? :? )

 

Mk2 Granny did indeed look nice for that money. Dig those Amerikanski town cars, too 8)

 

Imagine how much mystery and excitement one of these could add to your life.

Lots of dark alley coffee-swilling action interspersed with a bit of 'What's that creaking noise?' and 'that bleeding oil light's on again!' :D

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That BEEMER looks great. I bet it could be back on the road in no time at all. It looks like the kind of thing that would get blown to bits or crushed by a flying Xantia in that Cobra 11 programme they get in Germany (or whatever its called)

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I have been in your casino Hirst, how come there are so many people with poorly-hidden earpieces and twitchy ankles playing at all the tables?

Don't worry about that place, it burnt down. I have a new casino now.

 

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1998 Ford Crown Victoria

 

Yeah officer, I couldn't have been anything to do with that fire. I was at the movies at the time. What movie? It was erm, err, ah, Jaws- aw, crap .....yeah, err, they re-released it or something, I dunno. Err, which cinema? Err, it was the err..... oh whaddya know! Here's a large envelope which contains my spent cinema ticket and therefore proves my innocence, I'll let you just take this, I trust this resolves the matter, goodnight officer!

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Hmmm, let's see what you could get if you lived near me:

 

 

OMG SKYLINE RWD RETRO DRIFT GTRoh wait a second.........

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 726783.htm

 

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Towbar? Ideal for my caravan

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 766383.htm

 

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Classy

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 011890.htm

 

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This is O for Awesome

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 062213.htm

 

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You thought the prestigious nameplate died years ago? You thought wrong

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 067479.htm

 

 

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1972 Audi 100

 

Broken-look.

 

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1966 Vauxhall Viva

 

Doesn't sound a bad idea for £250, looks pretty straight.

 

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1966 Volkswagen Camper Van

 

I don't usually pick on these wedding car adverts, but this one deserves special criticism because it's one of those where the car talks as if it is a living thing. Would you use a wedding car service from someone who pretends the car speaks and has feelings? If you do, you're a chump.

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One for Wat:

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C87564/

 

 

 

Mark.

That sold for about £1500 when it was on the bay, it's a very nice looking thing but he's wildly overpriced it, there just isn't the demand for Celestes or old Mitsubishis in general like there is any other old Japanese brand...

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That BEEMER looks great. I bet it could be back on the road in no time at all. It looks like the kind of thing that would get blown to bits or crushed by a flying Xantia in that Cobra 11 programme they get in Germany (or whatever its called)

Please explain more. Where did these big yes shite looking BMWs come from of late? They're giving me the horn - there's nothing more tempting than a brand that is worshipped by all manner of twat being represented in Autoshite racing beige.Want

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there's nothing more tempting than a brand that is worshipped by all manner of twat being represented in Autoshite racing beige.

I like your thinking. I've had similar thoughts about Audis:

 

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Mark.

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Some top level landfill on 'the right corner' today:

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83520862.htm?ca=12_s

900euro

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83518792.htm?ca=12_s

Petrol turbo, €1000

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83514295.htm?ca=12_s

Hirst-ride stylz - €300

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83497338.htm?ca=12_s

O RLY? 250€

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83509022.htm?ca=12_s

Wouldnt mind one of these. Can they be A-framed? €600

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83510151.htm?ca=12_s

Lokos intersting, 700€

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83408929.htm?ca=12_s

Whata shitter, 436000km, 200 euros!

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Hirst-ride stylz - €300

That's interesting, it's a full length high-roof with the last facelift, but it's only a 1.3! They were all 1.5 here by then, must be a French tax thing.

 

Starting to get fed up with mine, bloody rotbox. Bet you could make an absolute minter using a combination of mine and that one, though given the state of the front panel I wouldn't be surprised if there's some cunning Isopon-themed repairs in that one somewhere.

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Don't know if It's of any interest to anyone but in my local rag's car supplement this morning there is a 1982 Renault 5 TL for sale, only done 29k, in red with mot until Oct 10 and tax until Mar 10 for £525.It has a Felixstowe area phone number, pm me for the number.

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