Ebay tat

[Mr Lobster]

Got some love for one of these going on at the moment. This looks pretty nice although better photos would be useful

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-HONDA-PRELUD ... 0500036765

[Mr Lobster]

Got some spare money? Need a pit to throw it in?

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RENAULT-11-TURBO- ... 0383644337

 

I'd love an 11 Turbo but bet this could end up costing fortunes to get right.

[pogweasel]

^OOH^That is quite sexy, despite the dings and probs. Just earlier today I was trying to think up cool, fast hot-hatches that were -outside the box- but still useful. That's it, right there.

[Mike D]

^OOH^That is quite sexy, despite the dings and probs. Just earlier today I was trying to think up cool, fast hot-hatches that were -outside the box- but still useful. That's it, right there.

Mitsubishi Colt GTi 16v, 1991, they are awesomely swift, and super torquey for a 1.8, can get quite a load in them too.

[Guest]

1993 Saab 900 Convertible

 

Yeah, might want to take one of the car next time.

 

1989 Ford Sierra 1.8L Automatic

 

I'd love a Sierra, but one with a knackered autobox and a flat tyre is stretching it. Looks straight though!

 

1980 Ford Granada Chasseur Estate Automatic

 

Hey a prefacelift one!

 

1984 Ford Escort 1.3 L

 

I love these old Escorts in "L" spec with the strange steels.

 

1985 Opel Senator 3.0 CD

 

Absolute minter, lovely.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-FORD-CAPRI-I ... 0437214237

This capri looks pretty sexy, and is quite sensible money for an "OSF" (ykt etc).

3.0 V6 + autobox probably make for an unsatisfyingly expensive experience though.

Those rear arches look like theyve got about a half-inch layer of wob in them to me, look out!

[CortinaDave]

Yup but i know people who can fix on the cheap! Most 70s fords are full of chod now, its just a question of how well its hidden under the paint

[Mr_Bo11ox]

oh aye, fixing wheelarches on the cheap usually involves fitting a half-inch layer of wob in my experience!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

get a load of this for 700 euros!!!

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83897873.htm?ca=12_s

 

[pogweasel]

That Audi is BOSS. Get it over here, stat. Roll around in it until you get bored, then simply add some BBS wheels and a roofrack and sell for £4995 to a scene gimp with dayglo shoes and tight jeans.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Or this for 200

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83874583.htm?ca=12_s

 

1982, must be a super early one

[Guest]

Great photography skills there!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This one's €400:

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83851041.htm?ca=12_s

 

Best get the mig wire in though:

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

500 euros buys this HOTTIE:

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/83849802.htm?ca=12_s

 

genuine 40k on the clock

[pogweasel]

Christ on a bike, imagine the ££££ win you would earn by simply a-framing that Escort to the UK!

[Rusty Pelican]

Christ on a bike, imagine the ££££ win you would earn by simply a-framing that Escort to the UK!

Gently though and covered in bubble wrap looking at that grot

[pogweasel]

Bollocks. Even if all the rust & wag falls out en route you will still have hundreds of puffy-faced lardy-buttocked "block-paving-specialists" queueing up to hand over quantities of cash that they have ripped-off from old biddies. OSF YKT TEN PINTS OF STELLA!!!! (etc)

[Mr_Bo11ox]

GR9 4 WOLFBAGGERS

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-PEUGEOT-405-GLI-ORANGE_W0QQitemZ180444435230

 

1.8 petrol, what a road weapon! Its even got a 'ministry of sound' stereo

[pandamonium]

You could buy that, and in putting it back to standard, make your money back from selling the useless bolt on tat. On second thoughts, who in their right mind would want to buy a bodykit for a Peugeot 405?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-DATSUN-NEW-CHERRY-DX-GOLD_W0QQitemZ220525019022

 

For some inexplicable reason I like these but:

 

 

I BOUGHT THIS CLASSIC WITH THE INTENTION OF RENEWING THE MOT AND SELLING IT ON, UNFORTUNATLY SOMEONE WAS JELOUS AND BROKE INTO THE CAR AND SET THE INTERIOR ON FIRE.

What a bastards trick

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This looks lovely, very appealing these old things.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-AUDI-80-SC-BLUE_W0QQitemZ280437411483

 

Long may those trims prosper! And not be replaced with some carlos fandango jobs + cheapy ebay lowering springs.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/All-Wheel-Drive-Furniture-Removal-Lorry_W0QQitemZ190357340798

 

These are not all-wheel-drive are they? I know theyre called AWD like.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Look at this mobile block of mechanical misery:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-FORD-ESCORT-POPULAR-BLUE_W0QQitemZ270498837824

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This only needs a new caliper to ge an MOT, someone get on it!!! It looks ace.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-Honda-Accord-Aerodeck_W0QQitemZ180443296584

[Mr_Bo11ox]

one owner from new, buy now while theyre cheap! Looks a total honey.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-ROVER-214-SLI-RED-ONE-OWNER-FROM-NEW-NO-RESERVE_W0QQitemZ230409844418

 

These will go down in history as 'the last great rover' (apart from the 75)

[retrogeezer]

Those Aerodecks are really lovely/useful motors..

[Mr_Bo11ox]

jesus look at that!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1972-OPEL-COMMODORE-B-Two-Door-Manual-Coupe-NO-RESERVE_W0QQitemZ230408238188

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I may be wrong, but I would be prepare to bet that the structure of this is full of ill-fitting patches snot-welded on top of rust holes, and contains many kilograms of wob.

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-VIVA-SL-1973_W0QQitemZ290378949416

 

It just has that sort of look about it.

[Milford Cubicle]

They aren't that useful, only 4 seats and a tiny tailgate and boot.

Still, they look cool, I'd love one.

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VW-411-LE-1972-fa ... 0502864960

 

This is pretty shite as air-cooled VWs go, it's even fitted with an automatic gearbox. Shame about the price and state it's in though.

[pogweasel]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mk3-Escort-estate ... 0546920700

YOW!

Sack off those wheels though. Some nice steels & trims, or even RST doglegs would be much betterer, no-one would suspect!!