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Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Back end of that race transporter looks like a giant Farina Countryman!

 

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pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Edit: Yours doesn't appear to have been driven by 19yr old French au-pairs either.

DING DONG! "Spottedlaurel seat sniffing: £0.25 a go"
Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

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Edit: Yours doesn't appear to have been driven by 19yr old French au-pairs either.

DING DONG!

"Spottedlaurel seat sniffing: £0.25 a go"

ZOMG - I mean I did actually think that but no way was I going to type it withoit sounding like a spastic mentalist

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Go all Mrs Seth'ish with this bargain £495 Herald Estate with very long T+T!

 

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brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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fucking hell, that herald is desirable.seriously how amazing a first car would that beif anyone on here gets it and wants rid in a few months, i call first dibs :D

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Edit: Yours doesn't appear to have been driven by 19yr old French au-pairs either.

DING DONG!

"Spottedlaurel seat sniffing: £0.25 a go"

ZOMG - I mean I did actually think that but no way was I going to type it withoit sounding like a spastic mentalist

Is it wrong to say i was thinking the same thing when i read that, I'm turning into a sex pest in my old age... :oops::P
MrRegieRitmo Rank: Renault 16

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Edit: Yours doesn't appear to have been driven by 19yr old French au-pairs either.

DING DONG! "Spottedlaurel seat sniffing: £0.25 a go"
I very nearly just spat my coffee out :lol::lol:
seth Rank: Renault 16

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That Herald does look good for the money.

 

SL, the taillights on that transporter are from an early Farina :D

Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Edit: Yours doesn't appear to have been driven by 19yr old French au-pairs either.

DING DONG! "Spottedlaurel seat sniffing: £0.25 a go"
19 year old French au-pairs you say?Put me down for a good 50p worth. :wink:
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That zany duo reminds me of that episode of Only Fools and Horses! You know the one! (That quite sad one where they went to grandad's funeral)

 

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"Anyone for a Wetherspoons?" "Yes, we'll all have some cider! And-and-and we'll all go dressed up all crazy!!" "What, like go dressed as we are now?!" "Yes, oh, it's going to be mad!" "And we can stay out all night!" "Whoa there, I've got work in the morning" "Actually yes me too" "It's getting rather late isn't it" "Yes best get home really" "Alright, I'll ring mum, she can pick us up" "What about the cars?" "Sod em"

Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

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"Oh Hi, nice car, can I buy the massive pair of red underpants on ur washin line, would look gr8 when I dress up as Superman on banger rallies"

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-MK3-FORD-ESC ... 0333497892

 

Hope whoever buys this leaves it standard, not lowering it, fitting a roofrack full of shit and generally making it look toss.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-VOLKSWAGEN-G ... 0319158398

mnde Rank: BL Wedge

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I was going to say "what a shitter" but then... the eBay listing description is one of the more honest and detailed I've seen in a while, and the car looks to be a cracker under all that Batman stuff.
FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Is that going round again? That's twice at least I know of.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Guess maybe it's not in such great condition then......

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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"Anyone for a Wetherspoons?" "Yes, we'll all have some cider! And-and-and we'll all go dressed up all crazy!!" "What, like go dressed as we are now?!" "Yes, oh, it's going to be mad!" "And we can stay out all night!" "Whoa there, I've got work in the morning" "Actually yes me too" "It's getting rather late isn't it" "Yes best get home really" "Alright, I'll ring mum, she can pick us up" "What about the cars?" "Sod em"

What makes that even funnier is that a few years back i was in Clacton (I got lost... :oops: ) and was having a drink with a mate in the Wetherspoons on the waterfront watching all these guys in there dress as superheros when batman and superman had a full on punch up and batman threw superman threw the pub window.Superman didn't fly very far, only into the back of an ambulance while we slipped of out quickly through the back door.
Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Nothing wrong with Clacton. Excellent shite-spotting potential there. Ditto Jaywick, Frinton, Walton and the villages between them all.

MrRegieRitmo Rank: Renault 16

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What makes that even funnier is that a few years back i was in Clacton (I got lost... :oops: ) and was having a drink with a mate in the Wetherspoons on the waterfront watching all these guys in there dress as superheros when batman and superman had a full on punch up and batman threw superman threw the pub window.

 

Was the first thing you noticed loads of brightly coloured noise bubbles exclaiming "BAM!", "POW!" etc etc ??
seth Rank: Renault 16

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Of all of Pog's selection that silver Golf estate is by far the worst. It's not even half arsed. There is nothing even remotely rat about it let alone rod. Appauling quantity of lazyness but desperately wanting to fit in and join the party somehow without actually doing anything of any merit.[/rant]

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

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Of all of Pog's selection that silver Golf estate is by far the worst. It's not even half arsed. There is nothing even remotely rat about it let alone rod. Appauling quantity of lazyness but desperately wanting to fit in and join the party somehow without actually doing anything of any merit.[/rant]

Sadly the way Bugjam, and Run to the Sun have gone these days...
trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Nothing wrong with Clacton. Excellent shite-spotting potential there. Ditto Jaywick, Frinton, Walton and the villages between them all.

Your quite right, Always old tat parked up around that area, Saw a beige Triumph Ccclaim for sale the other week then i was driving through Walton.
trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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My uncle had a Ital just like this for years, It died on the way to Swindon in the end.

 

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pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Quality!I remember my dad being issued with an ital just like that as a 'courtesy car' whenever his Fiat Croma (or subsequent bilge) went wrong, which was quite often.

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