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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AEC-Matador-4x4-m ... 0358150761

YES!

Put this on your driveway and just use the shed bit to store your trolley jack & axle stands - instant alienation from your neighbours. QUAL.

I would love to have that standing on my drive motionless for about 10 years, getting more and more decrepit, then one day fire it up and accidentally flatten my neighbours fence with it, then leave it for another 10 years, but always give the neighbour a cheery 'good morning' whenever i saw him.
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Top page of shite this!Ill happily take them allSurely that Alfa deserves a prize for not having any electrical faults? Also, i have been thinking of a cavalier 1.3L as a first car for ages. (only if my mum lets me use her name on insurance)

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On a 4WD too.Brilliant alloys for testing the off road capabilities.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Volvo-BV202E-Mk2- ... 0316693491

I would buy this, then use it solely for the purpose of driving down the shop at the end of my road for 20 bensons on the 1 day a year that it snows. No 'OMG traffic chaos' for me.

Fuck! Army spec B20 for me!

 

GR8 4 PILING THRU THE CO OP FRONT OVER DA NEW FLAGS COS U DIDNT UPGRADE THE BRAKES, TWAT.

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OMGZ.

It's a good job you can sleep inside a Maxi, cos I have plopped a bid on that one (having been refused bidding permission last night on a different maxi and an allegro).

 

Re. tha big chicken shed army truck, my next door neighbour would love it too, as he's well into old military stuff, plus is a bit bonkers in the nut anyway. Rest of the curtain-twitchers would be a bit put out though.

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Type: Coupe

Optimistic. Or maybe BL managed to pre-empt the RX-8/CLS by 25 years :?
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I have a 1961 Ex MOD Land Rover registered as a coupe....seems that the licensing authority in London in 1973 saw two doors, and windows in the hardtop, with an opening rear door, made it so! Who am I to complain. It's unique, and a great chat up line, "You want a ride in my Classic 1961 British 2.3 Coupe?" NO? Oh well .............

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Be the envy of none of your friends in this stylish military-style tripod...

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vaxhall velax friary - vaxhal velax friary 1961 needs new home spairs or repair i have been told there rare

I can't spell but man, can't people learn how to use spell check?, Nice car mind.
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That's a fantastic motor, but I'm constantly astonished at the spelling skills shown in such ads- the moron can't even spell the words that are on the car's bloody badges!!! Utterly hopeless! :roll:

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Not seen one of these on the road for ages, Diesel as well.

 

 

 

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UMM Transcat, I can't even remember seeing one before, Peugeot powered IIRC?.

 

And whats all the levers about?!

 

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without a problem except the ignition lock-and the clutch pedal completely snapped off

£199 Seems dear to me visa diesel or not :shock:
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And whats all the levers about?!

 

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Big knob: Gears 1-2-3-4-R

White knob: Hi-Lo range selector

Red knob: 4wd/2wd selector

Overdrive knob: Overdrive.

 

SIMPLES!

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:lol: Maybe I have spent too much time trundling about in old Land Rovers. (Same sort of set-up)Basically you have your normal road gears, then an overdrive selector for reduction of motorway deafness/better economy. Then a selector between 4 & 2 wheel drive for road / non-road use - the old 4wd systems don't like being constantly engaged, and then another transfer box that drops the gear ratios lower for if you get REALLY stuck.
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Every day is a school day!, I was thinking Land Rovers only had two levers, The gear selector and the 2 to 4 wheel drive transfer box.It's like a minefield of levers in that UMM though!.

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