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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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This loks absolutely lovely

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-AUDI-COUPE-FI-GREEN-2-1cc-KE-NOT-WR-MB-RR-TURBO_W0QQitemZ290373201599

 

some impressive horse shite in the ad too:

 

If you were thinking of buying say an early Golf for Restoration purposes. This will make a Fantastic car for a project both during and after completion. The five cylinder engine revs to 6000 revolutions per minute as standard and sounds AWESOME with an aftermarket SPORT exhaust.

 

The seller manages to convey appoximately NO INFORMATION AT ALL about the condition of this car in his description :roll:
brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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That Transit looks ace, has to be said. I imagine the engine swaps for a more modern unit help no end.That audi ad made me angry reading it, the seller doesnt appear to have much of a clue really.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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"The governor of the bank of england today announced a £25bn extension to the UK governments quantitative easing scheme after a Chrome bumper golf with loads of 'patina' was listed on eBay"

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MK1-Golf-Auto-Crome-Bumper-Project-RHD_W0QQitemZ290374309344

 

"Rather than be used to buy back toxic debt from crippled financial institutions, Sir Mervyn King cofirmed that the money will instead be used to buy the golf and fit it with some carlos fandango wheels, a 67 ball on the aerial and some chinese-made pram springs"

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I used to own that! Bought it out of the Practical Classics small ads, got it home and when I went over it I realised it needed a hell of a lot more work than I thought, so swapped it for a Nova. That was over seven years ago - it's been on the chap's lawn ever since. The engine was a runner when I had it, but it had no brakes. For what it's worth, the welding that has been done will probably have been done to a pretty high standard as the chap is (or used to be) a professional welder.
brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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Oh thats a clear advert, a 'running and driveable' Maestro van which needs a battery to start and some brake components.....He has no excuses for the rear lights though, just nick some disco ones you clown!

Tayne Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Oh thats a clear advert, a 'running and driveable' Maestro van which needs a battery to start and some brake components.....He has no excuses for the rear lights though, just nick some disco ones you clown!

They were probably sold to a Disco owner."yes, its for a Meastro van. Please don't try and rip me off because my ownership of a ridiculously cheap 4x4 means you think I am a member of the landed gentry"
VWPowered Rank: Lancia Gamma

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-MAESTRO-DIESEL-VAN-500-WITH-POWER-STEERING_W0QQitemZ370298239331

 

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IT WILL START AND RUN AND DRIVE AND HAS NO MAJOR FAULTS.

SHE WILL NEED A NEW BATTERY AND A VACUUM PUMP FOR THE BRAKE SERVO AND HANDBRAKE CABLES.-( I MAY BE ABLE TO THROW ONE IN)

 

I WILL TRY AND FIND ALL THE PARTS TO MAKE HER COMPLETE-(BUMPER AND REAR LAMPS)

needs MG Bumpers etc and that'll look shit hot :lol::lol:
greengartside Rank: Renault 16

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MK1-Golf-Auto-Crome-Bumper-Project-RHD_W0QQitemZ290374309344

 

It's been off the road a while.....

 

The vehicle details for RPG 894R are:

 

Date of Liability 01 04 1988

Date of First Registration 13 04 1977

Year of Manufacture 1977

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1588CC

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type Petrol

Export Marker Not Applicable

Vehicle Status Unlicensed

Vehicle Colour BLUE

 

Think it may need a bit of work. Still some monkey is gonna buy it for eleventy million pounds.

greengartside Rank: Renault 16

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1987 Austin Metro 1.0

 

"I brought it for a run around a couple of months ago and ended up giving it the rat look. Is a 1 litre and has only got 26500ishh on the clock"

 

"stripped out interior, afraid doesnt come with any seats unless someone can give me a decent offer with the bucket seats in before friday when they go"

 

Two months ago eh? Looks like you've done a bang-up job of looking after it, it looks really appealing now.

Sorry to drag this one from the archives, but out of morbid curiosity I did an online checky thing on the (sh)at look Metro and apparently E795 JDF is not a Metro but indeed a VW Golf GTi, which was last taxed 6 years ago.

 

Someone's gonna be in trouble... :roll:

CortinaDave Rank: Renault 16

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Indeed it does. Oh dear! The enquiry is complete The vehicle details for E795 JDF are: Date of Liability 01 11 2003 Date of First Registration 30 09 1987 Year of Manufacture 1987 Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1781CC CO2 Emissions Not Available Fuel Type Petrol Export Marker Not Applicable Vehicle Status Unlicensed Vehicle Colour WHITE Vehicle Type Approval Vehicle Excise Duty Rate for vehicle 6 Months Rate £104.50 12 Months Rate £190.00

brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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Haha thats hilarious, someone please ask him about that!bet his reply will be' cant get more ratlook than using the reg number of a dead Golf GTI'Also why does the seller keep mentioning bucket seats? I cant see any.

pompei Rank: Renault 16

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Heres a cheap GTM, maybe my all-time favourite kit car I reckon.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Mini-Coupe-Kit-car-project_W0QQitemZ150391853447

Mine too! I went with the ex Mrs P to see one in Doncaster. The lad selling it took her out "for a spin". Literally. He spent the test drive doing donuts on an industrial estate to impress her. She let it be known in no uncertain terms that I was not having it :evil:
FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Show-rat-look-hoo ... 0382437391

 

What an ill-advised POS! I like the slapdash whitewall ditchfinders done in white emulsion.

WTF?!!! :shock: Did he do that for a bet?

 

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLVO-145-blue-es ... 0499510976

A good car to buy if you live in Surbiton and your next door neighbours are into their gardening in a big way.

:lol: I forgot all about the Leadbetter's ovlov!
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