The Epic Austrian owned R16 from Germany doing French things in a Parallel Universe near England Saga

[Junkman]

There will be some preparation in progress tomorrow.

Oh wait. What did I just write?

Of course there will be fuck all preparation in progress, as usual.

But there is a plan, which will be the first thing that goes wrong.

[danthecapriman]

Pre 86?

Appropriately gearboxed?

[Zantimisfit]

Is it (whispers) American?

 

...and, pardon my stupidity, but GGG?

[bub2006]

Granadaland greenhouse gassers

[Felly Magic]

1978 Chevrolet Nova in Police spec?

[Zantimisfit]

Granadaland greenhouse gassers

ah....like in the title of the other thread. I'll retreat before I ask anything else stupid

[pshome]

Welcome to France!

[dollywobbler]

Is it a Citroen CX with unevenly spaced number plates and from 1987?

[wuvvum]

Manual, of course, and with leather seats.

[eddyramrod]

It can't be the gold Eldorado from the ebay thread; I haven't had a message asking me to join in.

[EssDeeWon]

Not walking round next door to collect that bad boy bimmer are you?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

My preparation is complete. 

 

 

That's the live thread fuelled up. 

[Junkman]

Not: Septic including Tammy Duckworth, velours, JRG, 1987, alien blood, BMW, next door, V8, France.

Yes: Pre 1986.

[Ghosty]

Manual, of course, and with leather seats.

 

And diesel.

[Junkman]

You fucking wish!

It's proudly gulping leaded petrol, like every self respected motor is.

And it needs lots of it.

[Junkman]

My preparation is complete. 

 

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That's the live thread fuelled up. 

 

We were in worse situations. Much worse.

WCPGW?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I only topped up a fiver. That's how confident I am this will be a smooth, simple and boring collection thread. 

[billyboy406v6]

Jag with no Mot ?

[Junkman]

I only topped up a fiver. That's how confident I am this will be a smooth, simple and boring collection thread. 

 

When has it ever not been?

[Felly Magic]

That mk2 phase one Ghia Granada?

[Junkman]

Which one?

And no, not a Granada. In fact, not a Ford of any kind.

[eddyramrod]

 this will be a smooth, simple and boring collection thread. 

 

 

When has it ever not been?

It isn't ANY kind of collection thread yet!  Nobody's set off to Points Unknown; no pictures of cars have been forthcoming; in short, nothing has been collected!  THAT is when it becomes a Collection Thread!

[Felly Magic]

It can't be in Lincolnshire, JM hasn't stocked up on holy water, bought a bible and crucifix yet LOL

[Junkman]

It isn't ANY kind of collection thread yet!  Nobody's set off to Points Unknown; no pictures of cars have been forthcoming; in short, nothing has been collected!  THAT is when it becomes a Collection Thread!

 

You are of course correct. That's why he wrote 'will'. Which is the future term:

 

 

this will be a smooth, simple and boring collection thread.

 

That's what it will be. As usual.

 

 

It can't be in Lincolnshire, JM hasn't stocked up on holy water, bought a bible and crucifix yet LOL

 

It can't be in Lincolnshire, because it isn't in Lincolnshire.

Besides, I'm not convinced Christian paraphernalia would help in Lincolnshire.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I'm off to bed, since we have an early start tomorrow. 

[Junkman]

Jeezerz fuck is this early...

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

It begins.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

Clue: We are either in an aeroplane or a series one Rover P6.

 

No more updates for a bit, have to put my phone in Rover P6 mode.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

Not a p6 then

[stillOrange]

Have fun GGG!