I'm sure that will buff out, friends son hit a cow on the way to work

[xkjagnz]

Cow didn't survive, he learnt the importance of air bags and crumple zones, (cut hand and sore neck)

[xkjagnz]

Hole-y cow he should have been able to "steer" around it, or the cow could mooove. With that broken windscreen he'll be fresian - should wear a Jersey etc etc (I'll get my coat)

[eddyramrod]

Couldn't he use the horn?  Or was there too much at steak?

[eddyramrod]

I know, I know, stop milking it....

[twosmoke300]

Where did it happen ? Hereford ?

[twosmoke300]

Or Ayrshire

[chaseracer]

New car...?

 

 

[twosmoke300]

Was he looking the "udder" way ?

[beko1987]

Blimey!

[eddyramrod]

Is his name Angus?

[Guest bangerfan101]

Any free meat?

[Dick Cheeseburger]

I cown't believe any of you find this amoosing. Clearly the poor lad couldn't steer around the poor old heifer.

It would be more appropriate if you cud show some sympathy for the chap.

[Liggle]

Christ he must have been moooving

[Junkman]

No bullshit!

He should get a beefier car, maybe even a Cattlellac, and steer well clear of the next one.

[Guest Hooli]

I've only just herd about this

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Is his name Angus?

[Paul Dupart]

Skilfull braking, he deserves a pat on the back...At least he lived to tell the tail...

 

Was it a Tripe-lex windscreen?

[xkjagnz]

I'm sure he has a beef with the farmer!

[xkjagnz]

Makes a change from the cars getting T-boned I suppose

[SiC]

Ouch. What was the car? E46 ?

[hairnet]

name change to richard ashcroft..............

[Isaac Hunt]

He Mustard been hoofing it a fair bit when he gave that Cow a Pat.

[M'coli]

It'll give him summat to ruminate over, anyway.

[RoadworkUK]

I assume the car experienced brake udder?

[eddyramrod]

I don't think it ever happened, this whole thread is a load of bull.

[UmBongo]

Poor Cow.