Sold I'm a good SELLA but you are bad BUYAAs - Roffle cancelled - Caution: Pissoh 206 Content

[AMC Rebel]

I'll probably have to roffle this again when I win it - I have it in mind for my niece who will hopefully pass her test in January.  But she will probably hate it (and therefore me).

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Undo the two screws under the cyclone filter and the cone and shroud come out as well. Bash the cone on the ground whilst holding the shroud a d that comes apart too, can get it proper clean then

 

http://manchestervacs.co.uk/DysonForum/index.php/topic,1880.0.html

 

Very good though, atcnbe! Get some cif on that crevice tool as well, it's filthy

 

I used the cleaned out vacuum, and it stank of 206. So it's all apart again. 

 

[Jim Bell]

The things that poor hoover has seen. The horror. The horror.

[Junkman]

There are good news, too.

 

It's one step closer to completeness:

 

 

[Cleon-Fonte]

I'd love to buy a ticket for this but I'm terrified that I might win.

[Junkman]

Be a real man.

[The Moog]

Be a real man and buy two to show it that you arent afraid 

EFA

[Ghosty]

As well as the financial disaster that is an exploding synthesiser, my likeness to Tintin in Conrad's quality illustration has put me right off entering this roffle.

[Junkman]

Oh, it is so you.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

★ ENDORSEMENT â˜…

 

This car now smells quite acceptable inside. Like a normal second hand car. That is why I am giving this car the coveted Conelrad Seal of It's Okay. Just think of what an amazing winter car this would make, with features such as

• heater
• windscreen wiping function

AND MANY MORE. 

 

This is an AMAZING VALUE Roffle. Not only is it a bargain - £4 doesn't even buy you a double double cheeseburger at McDonalds - but at ONE IN FOURTY NINE it has BETTER ODDS than any other Raffle on Autoshite!

 

BUY TICKETS NOW BEFORE THEY ALL SELL OUT.

 

 

[Skizzer]

Still no.  Nice try though.

[Junkman]

Does this mean it's only two tickets for you then?

 

All I can say is that there is an MoT ticking away on a perfectly fine Winter car.

[the judge]

2 randoms pleaaaase

[Skizzer]

Does this mean it's only two tickets for you then?

 

Oh go on then.  The Moog looks keen, The Moog has to have it if I win.  

 

Put me down for unlucky 13, and 49 because 4 and 9 add up to 13.

[Junkman]

 

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[The Moog]

 

 

Oh go on then. The Moog looks keen, The Moog has to have it if I win.

 

If you meant drunk instead of Keen then you were spot on.

[Skizzer]

If you meant drunk instead of Keen then you were spot on.

Wise move.

 

IT COULD BE YOU. (It had better bloody not be me.)

[Junkman]

 

 

Sorry guys, but it has been sold.

A family had their car stolen and destroyed, which left them without transport for the holiday season.

They would have had to cancel all their arrangements until the insurance stuff goes through,

so I offered them the car and they happily snatched it.

 

On the bright side, you all now can actually have a nice Christmas, since you are no longer at risk to win this car.

[dollywobbler]

The artwork in this thread is truly remarkable.

[Junkman]

So is the shiteness of the car.

[Arthur Foxhake]

Corr blimey guv, ain't heard a Crissmuss tale like that since Jim Henderson introduced the muppets to Bob Cratchet.

 

Brings a tear to ma fackin eye so it duz.

Gawd bless ya.

[Junkman]

I have to say I was genuinely moved and thus believe I did the right thing.

Nicking a car for joyriding at this time of the year is even lower than the lowest of the low.

Having said that, selling them this car might rank only marginally higher...

Then again, basically there is nothing wrong with that thing, so I guess it's all good in the end.

[beko1987]

Lovely story, good on you!

[Jim Bell]

I enjoyed this thread from start to finish. Junkman/Conelrad productions are always a watermark for quality.

[Junkman]

That's by far the biggest compliment I ever got in my miserable shitty little life.

[Dave_Q]

Perhaps Junkman/Conelrad productions need a logo - I'm thinking like MGM but with a roaring Rover V8 instead of a roaring lion.

[Junkman]

That's Conelrad's department, I'm afraid.

I do the shite cars.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Perhaps Junkman/Conelrad productions need a logo - I'm thinking like MGM but with a roaring Rover V8 instead of a roaring lion.

 

 

or that 'dangerous for environment' symbol with the dead fish.

[chodweaver]

I can't help thinking that Junkman/Conelrad have been around a lot longer, and were executive producers of The Rockford Files, or something.

PHACT

 

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[Junkman]

Conelrad was still flying with the midges when Rockford Files was on.