Sold I'm a good SELLA but you are bad BUYAAs - Roffle cancelled - Caution: Pissoh 206 Content

[Junkman]

14 year old Pooshite 206 3 door pezzer locaterised at the towering Junkmanish towers.

Looks shite, is shite, so what's not to hate? It could soon be your problem, imagine that!

 

I'll post some pics later for general amusement/slagging triggerage.

 

250 of HM's pics, no oriental rugs, grandma's gold teeth, or broken eggs boxes, please.

No tyre kickers and time wasters. Will settle for either.

 

1st 2 C will buy, will be bridged if it doesn't sell, I really don't want to sell it, but would

like to have it gone ASAP, genuine reason for sale, spears or reapers and all that sort of rot applies.

[Cavcraft]

Any chance you could translate that into something resembling English?

[Junkman]

Any chance you could translate that into something resembling English, please?

FTFY

 

 

I have a Pug 206 for sale.

At least I think it's a 206.

[hpi_matrix]

I've never understood the whole i'll scrap it if it doesn't sell thing? Why not price it closer to scrap value if that were really true?

[Jim Bell]

Swop 4 206 pez m8?

[stephen01]

I think the irony may have been missed here?

[oldcars]

80QUID CASH 2NITE MATE AND HALF EATEN TWIX

[Junkman]

OK, it has landed.

 

Selling on behalf of good friends of ours:

 

Peugeot 206 Look 3 door hatchback

Black with red interior

01-08-2003

1124cc Petrol, 148 G/km

57,000 miles

MoT 10-03-2017

 

Drives really nicely, as you would expect from a sub 60k mile car. It's quiet and much nippier than I expected it to be.

However, it is the dirtiest thing I've seen this side of a farm tractor. Dog owners, you know.

 

Not Working:

 

- Cigarette lighter

- Key blip

 

Faults:

 

- I think the engine light is on

- There is another yellow light on, no idea what it is

- Boot mat missing. Had to be chucked because milk incident

- Needs new indicator/headlight switch (still works, but is wonky)

- Left front indicator bulb is out

- Slight blow from exhaust (I think)

 

Not so nice:

 

- Interior is a pig stall

- Big dent in passenger door/rear wing from burglary. It still all works fine though

- Small dent in bonnet

- Bonnet to wing gap affected

- One wheel trim missing, the remaining ones are fucked

 

Pictures:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Damage from burglary:

 

 

 

Dent in bonnet:

 

 

 

Shonky panel gap:

 

 

 

 

 

Missing trim on door:

 

 

 

Missing trim around inner door handle:

 

 

 

How clean is your car?

 

 

 

Low milage:

 

 

 

No boot mat:

 

 

 

Two keys present, blip fucked.

 

[Jim Bell]

If you close your eyes, you can almost smell it.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Damn. If that were metallic green, on a pee reg and with an orange velour interior, I'd have payded fool asking prize.

[Junkman]

And how much do you pay me for the black one with the red interior on an 03 plate?

[Junkman]

The fight against an outbreak of Cholera has commenced today.

 

 

Look at the state of it:

 

 

 

People were actually driving their children in this. The school they are going to should be put under quarantine.

 

Ironically, the engine is relatively clean:

 

 

Anyway, this is the result of two hours of scrubbing:

 

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I've just finished dismantling and scrubbing my vacuum cleaner in scalding water. I've never felt the need to do that after cleaning a car before. 

[robinmasters]

 

At least I think it's a 206.

 

Have the lights ever all worked at the same time?

 

No: It's a 206

Yes: It's not a 206

[Jim Bell]

I shudder to imagine what their house looks like.

[SiC]

Have the lights ever all worked the same time?

 

No: It's a 206

Yes: It's not a 206

Unless its brake lights. Then they're all stuck on all the time, even when not breaking.

[Junkman]

Have the lights ever all worked at the same time?

 

No: It's a 206

Yes: It's not a 206

 

OK, it's deffo not a 206 then.

 

 

I shudder to imagine what their house looks like.

 

It's actually not that bad, apart from the dog hair everywhere.

I must be the only person in the entire land of Eng whose opinion it is that dogs aren't supposed to be inside houses and cars.

[Jim Bell]

That is rather controversial. Unhairy dogs are the best compromise.

[cort16]

We need to train that elephant to change a 206 into a Morris Oxford.

 

[Junkman]

Wiser words were never written.

 

Besides, can elephants suck dog hairs out of carpet?

[Junkman]

Wahey, ready* for the show* season:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[SiC]

Where is junkman towers and the car located in this fair isle?

[Jim Bell]

Thats gonna look lovely once youve cleaned it.

[Skizzer]

Living proof that you can't polish a turd.  Got any pics of Conrad's hoover, for maximum giggles?

 

GLWTS, by the way.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Only the extent to which I had to clean it. 

 

 

Brand new hose, that was. 

[r.welfare]

Nice Marigolds.

[Jim Bell]

Cleaning a hoover is a thing. Every days a school day.

I wish I needed this car but just dont.

[Lacquer Peel]

Why are you putting so much effort into a post-1986 design? Just send it over the bridge man.

[Junkman]

Where is junkman towers and the car located in this fair isle?

 

That would be in Stockport, sir.

[Junkman]

And now for something entirely different.

 

 

 

But since it is a French car, it's going to be roffled on the French Loto, which is still proudly only 49 numbers.

For more info, see https://www.fdj.fr/jeux/jeux-de-tirage/loto/resultats

 

Tickets are €4.78, or £4.00 in non metric money.

 

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