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Typical motorway photos, every fuckwit in sight has forgotten we drive on the left in this country.

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Typical motorway photos, every fuckwit in sight has forgotten we drive on the left in this country.

I'm a wet blanket liberal type but anyone who purposely sits in the middle lane like that overtaking nothing should be forced to sit and watch their stupid car and stupid driving license disappear under a car crusher.

 

Sometimes a pointed diagonal move from 1 to 3 behind them and then in front of them is enough to make them begrudgingly move in.

 

Perhaps the shite 4x4 being collected can be used to deliver this punishment?

 

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Perhaps the shite 4x4 being collected can be used to deliver this punishment?

 

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If it's one of those "technical" Toyota Hiluxes like they have in Somalia the point could be rammed home with an RPG or anti-tank gun.

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Sometimes a pointed diagonal move from 1 to 3 behind them and then in front of them is enough to make them begrudgingly move in.

 

A fun game to play at night when the road is otherwise empty is to overtake them on the right, correctly move back over to the left lane, then slow down and let them overtake. Then lather rinse repeat. Not that I've ever done this myself you understand, and I certainly didn't do it for about five miles.

 

I think I got the idea from QI.

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4x4+Scotland=XC90?

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This can only mean one thing.....

 

That you should be in the middle lane?

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A fun game to play at night when the road is otherwise empty is to overtake them on the right, correctly move back over to the left lane, then slow down and let them overtake. Then lather rinse repeat. Not that I've ever done this myself you understand, and I certainly didn't do it for about five miles.

 

I think I got the idea from QI.

I know I keep saying this, but I am 99% sure that a significant number of these folk either -

 

Don't have a driving licence

or

Have never taken a UK test

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I used to have one of those!! E-reg 2.8 XR4x4 in white - DVLA says mine is long dead, but it was fun.

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-1 Range Rover

+1 Sierra See Vee Haitch.

 

What's not to love.

 

Basically they drive the same :-)

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The steering wheel is decidedly sportier than what it's connected to, then.

So the Range Rover's gone? Well, I hope you realise Sierra of your ways.

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glad that's finally sold, it's been eyeing me for months.

 

It's now within Bub delivery range as well when you want to move it on.

 

Bub, that's my feeble attempt at a joke, mate.

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Brilliant! I'm glad it's staying in the fold, the chap i bought it off still keeps moaning at me for selling it before showing the old boy who owned it before him. (back in the late 90s).

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Yup after only seven months it's finally sold,

Here's a snap of Sam swapping his wet weather gear from car to car, he must have been a boy scout.

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It was a pleasure to meet you Sam it's just a shame we didn't have more time.

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A fun game to play at night when the road is otherwise empty is to overtake them on the right, correctly move back over to the left lane, then slow down and let them overtake. Then lather rinse repeat. Not that I've ever done this myself you understand, and I certainly didn't do it for about five miles.

 

I think I got the idea from QI.

 

Hope you didn't forget to unlap them in the other direction to 'unwind' things. I've never done that either.

 

 

TBH these days I just stay left & carry on, it's not illegal if you don't move left to do so & as I was already driving on the left....

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