Top level kiddyfiddler business opportunity - Transit Ice Cream van for sale

[Guest Breadvan72]

Bit of an old perv?  Curious creepy hands and abundant nasal hair?  Like hanging out near schools?    Got an authentic 70s name such as Les?

 

OR: fancy your chances with the local MILFs?   Bit of hanky panky 'ows yer father in a big-up Robin Askwith stylee?

 

Here's yer van:

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C704997

 

 

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[Guest Breadvan72]

Also:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUxCLIY0ZdQ

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

You forgot to mention low level drug dealing on a Manchester sink estate.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Doh!  Rookie error!  Soz.

[Eddie Honda]

Also the "Adult Art"

 

That Peter Kay Thing episode 3 - The Ice Cream Man Cometh >> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fv3y4

 

And also watch out for rivals

 

[stephen01]

oh yeah, there used to be a ice cream 'dealer' I heard about a special 99 flake would set you back 20 quid,

[Guest Breadvan72]

Also this

[Felly Magic]

In Leeds if you wanted 'sherbert' on your 99 it cost you £50

[carlo]

This thread is borderline

[taxi paul]

Ideal business for hiding your ill gotten gains. Or is that just sunbed shops and car washes. Honestly officer I sell 100 ice creams a day at £2.00 each, plus crisps and sweets. That's how I can afford a range rover you see.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

In Leeds if you wanted 'sherbert' on your 99 it cost you £50

Sherbert on ice cream is weird, so I'm not surprised your ice cream man set a punitive price for it.

[inconsistant]

I'm justified and I'm ancient, would this be an appropriate vehicle to drive?

[Bstardchild]

I'm justified and I'm ancient, would this be an appropriate vehicle to drive?

 

moo moo

[New POD]

You forgot to mention low level drug dealing on a Manchester sink estate.

 

And High Level drug dealing in Alderley Edge.

[New POD]

Ideal business for hiding your ill gotten gains. Or is that just sunbed shops and car washes. Honestly officer I sell 100 ice creams a day at £2.00 each, plus crisps and sweets. That's how I can afford a range rover you see.

 

You have to BUY enough stock to legitimise the amount you are laundering, which means pouring gallons of cream down the drain every day, and going out and pretending to sell ice cream, so you can create the "books".

 

Ever wondered why there are so many empty sunbed places and nail bars and NOW dog grooming shops, in Miseryside? Who manage to stay in business.    

[pompei]

When I was a student, I went for a holiday job as an ice cream man. I didn't get it and judging by the competition I think it was because I was too clean.

[BavarianRetro]

I too drove an ice cream van as a student - a Bedford CA, then a CF - and the profit made on soft ice cream then was such that you'd be better off selling ice cream rather than any pharmaceutical products or money laundering.

 

We could buy a gallon of ice cream out the dairy for £1 - and you could be sure that was more than cost. Out of each seven gallon drum in the van, you were expected to draw £84.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I'm justified and I'm ancient, would this be an appropriate vehicle to drive?

...

 

Manchester

Leeds

Alderley Edge

 

ARE ALL IN THE NORTH

[New POD]

...

 

 

 

ARE ALL IN THE NORTH

 

Indeed. The North Starts at Crewe. (or If you come up the M1, Sheffield).

 

As far as I can tell it ends about 500 miles Further on, but never been past Ullapool, so never saw the end.

[Station]

Become the drummer of The Stranglers.

[taxi paul]

A person I know had a unit valeting cars. He had all the gear. According to his reciept book he was really busy at £40.00 a go. Although he forgot to put reg numbers on reciept. He let the garage next door run their compressor off his electric, to keep his bill up. His valeting products where sold for cash to taxi drivers. Funnily enough the last I heard he had opened a dog grooming salon.

[Eddie Honda]

[Slartibartfast]

A person I know had a unit valeting cars. He had all the gear. According to his reciept book he was really busy at £40.00 a go. Although he forgot to put reg numbers on reciept. He let the garage next door run their compressor off his electric, to keep his bill up. His valeting products where sold for cash to taxi drivers. Funnily enough the last I heard he had opened a dog grooming salon.

 

Did he buy it off a bad tempered foreigner with prominent eyebrows?

[HillmanImp]

There is still a drug dealing ice cream van in the Hyde Park area of Leeds (at least there was a couple of years ago). The police were obviously turning a blind eye as even the most stupid officer would probably think it was odd to see an ice cream van doing its rounds at midnight.

[fotorabia]

There was an ice cream van in New Zealand for sale for years..it was called Big Dickies...

[inconsistant]

Next question:

If pop singer Jay Z bought this van and he struggled with putting the flakes in the ice creams, how many problems would Jay Z then have?

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Next question:

If pop singer Jay Z bought this van and he struggled with putting the flakes in the ice creams, how many problems would Jay Z then have?

Apparently it's his 65th problem. God knows what problem 99 is, but a flake in it would sweeten it a little, you'd think.

[hauserplenty]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BfU1LjFfyBI

[Essex V6]

Also the "Adult Art" That Peter Kay Thing episode 3 - The Ice Cream Man Cometh >> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fv3y4And also watch out for rivalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHMFooKZsFs

Haha - quality + bonus mk2 Capri action!

[Essex V6]

Bizarrely enough, I am currently watching Auf Wiedersehn, Pet. Didn't expect to see Ally Fraser again so soon!