For Sale RENAULT VEL SATIS FOR SALE - ULTIMATE IN LUXO BARGE SHITE

[Guest Renault20tx]

Hi there, the tax is not the cheapest, but not bad either - £15 a month maybe? MOT till 05/05/2016.

If anyone wants to come have a look just let me know. Prepared to negotiate on price, just can't be bothered with all the chancers and fly by nights on Gumtree. Offer me something fair and it's yours

[beko1987]

1 and 23 please...

[MarvinsMom]

£15 a month, so thats about £180 for the year?

 

that less than the rover 75, that is £185 so it's not out of the way.

 

shit shit bugger, bollocks and damn.....

[Guest Renault20tx]

I should add, only issue with the last MOT was a number plate bulb out. 

 

And perhaps you would like to peruse the rather lovely Cabasse 6 disc stereo. I have a smart phone, but if you get a stereo specialist to remove the stuck disc (Upside down) then there is apparently a SAT NAV disc that shows the map on the screen above. Never bothered to sort it out, but that's what the last owner told me. It also has a fully working i function that you can use to bring you news/weather/sport automatically from radio channels.

 

 

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Renault20tx, on 11 Nov 2015 - 8:36 PM, said:

A raffle? hahaha! Great idea, but how on earth do you suppose we go about organising one of those?

 

 

Make a list of numbers from 1-59, offer tickets for £7 each (or whatevs) and invite people to pay by Paypal. Winner is the bonus ball drawn at next lottery drawer after all numbers have been taken. 

[Guest Renault20tx]

Make a list of numbers from 1-59, offer tickets for £7 each (or whatevs) and invite people to pay by Paypal. Winner is the bonus ball drawn at next lottery drawer after all numbers have been taken. 

 Sounds like a damn fine idea 

But I would like to gague the interest on here. £10 a ticket, 59 to be sold, that seems fair considering I just want a quick sale....

Serious expressions of interest (ie you will actually turn up and take it away) including number of tickets you would want to purchase, please folks...

[dollywobbler]

Let me get an O, closely followed by an M and let's finish on a G for good measure. And then a whole load of !!!!!!

[eddyramrod]

I repeat, 16 and 38!

[Cavcraft]

1, 25 and 31 please.

[The Moog]

24, 36, 48 please mister....

[purplebargeken]

36  8 please. 

 

The usual PP as 'gift' and no mention of roffle in the message bit

[gadgetgricey]

28 & 44 please.

 

How much as these by the way.......   £8 a ticket gets you to £472?

 

Cheers

[Guest Renault20tx]

Well my plan is to charge £10 a ticket if I have to bugger about with setting up a raffle................Sensible offers are welcome for this car remember folks, I know its not worth Mega money, I think £500 is a fair price, but let me know your (sensible)thoughts as to what you'd like to pay. 

End of the day I could afford to keep it if needs be, its just that I have a 20TX in the pipeline for the end of the month...............

Anyone who knows the price of Michelin TRX tyres for a Renault 20 will know the reason I need to consolidate my motoring activities....

[J-Rod]

I feel a collection thread coming up for someone on here (in the not too distant future).

 

I'd enter the raffle meself but have already promised myself to another... Someone on here should definitely add this to the collective collection though.  

[Cavcraft]

The 'buggering about' is basically typing 1-59 on this thread and inviting people to message you for payment details.

[Guest Renault20tx]

Its more the setting up a paypal account that fills me with dread.............

[Cavcraft]

Ah, it's a doddle. Also, usually the first person to suggest a raffle gets ten free numbers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This might not be true.

[Guest Renault20tx]

Well we need a break with traditional practice in order to attract and keep new members Mr Cavcraft...

[bub2006]

Lord Sterling said put him down for 25 and 27 please.

[Guest Renault20tx]

Who likes the rear end? The elecrtonic Renault badge works beautifully to this day, and the boot electronically opens/closes as it always did..........

[the judge]

39 please!!

[OwdChina]

WOW........raffling a Val Satis eh.

LoLs.........well I suppose sods law said it had to happen sooner or later............(chuckles).

[gadgetgricey]

I'm already down for two tickets, but resisting a third.,,,, (even at a £10, but would prefer £8  )

 

Key card, is this a fully remote leave in the wallet or do you need to put it in the slot.

Hired a megane cc ages ago, and geek that I am loved the fact that I could sit in the passenger seat and the mrs would be able to drive without the key.

[Guest Renault20tx]

My eyes are killing me!

Would someone like to go through this thread in and come up with a lovely long list of names against numbers (in order)

Ta muchly

[Pillock]

How would one go about registering this as a house and getting a postcode for it? I think I'd like to live in it.

[Pillock]

My eyes are killing me!

Would someone like to go through this thread in and come up with a lovely long list of names against numbers (in order)

Ta muchly

I think you're better off starting from scratch. An "in joke" on here is posting random numbers any time someone offers a car for sale (or sometimes even before that point) without it being a serious offer of buying raffle tickets. Quite a few requests for numbers were made before you had said you were going to ROFL it.

[Guest Renault20tx]

Well, actually I do occasionally spend hours sitting in it when I get back in from work - it has all the home comforts of my flat, and plenty of room to put your feet up in the back. 

In all seriousness, without wheels, on a concrete base, it would make a hell of a fine allotment shed - Keep all the tools in the boot, and the Compost in the engine bay!

[MarvinsMom]

with regards to an actual real live roffle, maybe give it a couple of days before going down that route, just to see if there is a buyer for this fine ve-hcle?

[purplebargeken]

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[Guest Renault20tx]

I think you're better off starting from scratch. An "in joke" on here is posting random numbers any time someone offers a car for sale (or sometimes even before that point) without it being a serious offer of buying raffle tickets. Quite a few requests for numbers were made before you had said you were going to ROFL it.

Thanks Pillock, kind of you to save me the embarrasment bearing in mind I'm new to the clan. Is anyone actually serious about wanting a raffle, or am I undergoing an initiation set up?