The 405 News

[Junkman]

Right now the only fish eyes I'm concerned with are the ones that will be on my dinner plate tomorrow.

[loserone]

mm, kippers all round.

 

Hope the 405 enjoys it's trip, mine is sat very sadly and has been for a year now.

[Junkman]

You are a disgrace. A bloody disgrace.

[catsinthewelder]

That advert was weird,  when he turned the key all the locks moved straight away.  If mines having a really good day one of them will be a bit Sgt Jones.  Most days it takes 2 or 3 goes before the others wake up.

 

He made it all the way up that lane with all his centre caps intact which must mean they were glued on beforehand.

[loserone]

You are a disgrace. A bloody disgrace.

 

Sorry man, but I am trying.  I even bought it a whole car!

[Junkman]

We have arrived.

 

 

 

 

I threw a few rotten tomatoes and eggs at that dolt:

 

 

[BorniteIdentity]

Norfolk?

[pshome]

We have arrived.

 

 

 

 

I threw a few rotten tomatoes and eggs at that dolt:

 

 

That flying sleeping bag is cute, but walking all the way back home up the cost every morning would not be my cup of tea.

[forddeliveryboy]

That fence would do less damage to the 405's nose, but...

 

Enjoy your hols wherever you are, if it's East Anglia there's plenty of 80s and 90s chod in daily use - I was in the sticks round Thetford last week and it's still quite Dad's Army.

[Timewaster]

Norfolk?

you can tell because the sea is flat?

[junkyarddog]

I think Norfolk is too close to Lincolnshire for the Junkmans comfort!

[Junkman]

It is Norfolk. Mundesley to be exact.

And yes, to get here I had to cross a part of Lincolnshire and I had the fucking creeps all the way to the Welcome to Norfolk sign.

[BorniteIdentity]

It is Norfolk. Mundesley to be exact.

And yes, to get here I had to cross a part of Lincolnshire and I had the fucking creeps all the way to the Welcome to Norfolk sign.

There is nothing distinctive about that seafront, and yet everything is distinctive. My friend’s house overlooks that beach.

 

That stretch of Norfolk around to B*******er is a bit of a secret still. Enjoy l, but keep it quiet ja!??

[Junkman]

I'm not telling anyone how nice it is here.

But even if I would, nobody believes it anyway.

[Junkman]

And I let you in on another little Junksecret - English wine is really good.

[junkyarddog]

It is Norfolk. Mundesley to be exact.

 

I've been going to the North Norfolk coast since i was a nipper.

Family just up the road in West Runton.

 

Some decent car boot sales on there too.

Got me some nice diecast there from time to time.

 

The 'late one' near Stalham is decent enough,as is the one in Great Yarmouth racecourse.

[Junkman]

I need a new teapot.

[Jim Bell]

I need a new teapot.

Short and stout?

[junkyarddog]

http://visitsheringham.co.uk/webcam/

 

https://www.caistercastle.co.uk/motor-museum

[Junkman]

Short and stout?

 

Big and stainless.

[Squire_Dawson]

Looks like Skegness to m... oh. Junkman at the seaside, can we expect a postcard?

[Felly Magic]

English wine factoid, the vineyard that Captain Slow and Ozwin Pissed visited on their UK piss up trip in Yorkshire, is just outside Swillington, very close to a landfil site! I would not want wine from there LOL

[Junkman]

Looks like Skegness to m... oh. Junkman at the seaside, can we expect a postcard?

 

There damn sure will be postcard huntage forthcoming.

[Squire_Dawson]

Oh, goody goody. Hopefully you will emerge from East Anglia unscathed. There are plenty of medieval Ye Olde Shoppes around there, it will be like stepping back in time. 

 

We'll start worrying if we don't hear from you by the last post next Saturday.

[Junkman]

What I haven't told you ugly lot yet is that Wednesday I'll drive that 405 home, then to a fucking job interview in Brum on Thundersday morning in full monkey attire, because best damn A/C of all evah, then back to Mundesley from there.

 

Because that's what fucking Junklife is all about and something they call a "kereer" or some fucking wank I didn't come up with but the NWO deems important.

 

I couldn't give a shit one way or the other, but needs need in this here newfangled mess with those there portable phones they call a world.

Don't blame me. I've been vociferously against that shit since 1986.

 

The discrepancy between that UN Agenda 21 painfree utopia bollocks and being here couldn't possibly be more enjoyable.

[forddeliveryboy]

English wine factoid, the vineyard that Captain Slow and Ozwin Pissed visited on their UK piss up trip in Yorkshire, is just outside Swillington, very close to a landfil site! I would not want wine from there LOL

On the other hand, most vineyards are regularly dosed with massive amounts of pesticides and the rest.

 

I'm guessing the Soil Association logo is on most of what you eat and drink?

[Junkman]

And if that vineyard were in fucking Sellafield, I'd not give a flying monkey as long as the wine is good.

[They_all_do_that_sir]

Junkman.....on holiday.....in a static caravan.....in Britain......drinking English wine.....enjoying oneself

 

Does not compute

 

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[Junkman]

I drink English beer as well!

[Junkman]

https://www.caistercastle.co.uk/motor-museum

 

Admission

• Adults £15
• Senior Citizens £13
• Family Ticket (2 adults & 2 children) £38

• Children (aged 5-15) £7

 

 

I'm living long enough in this country that I won't spend 15 hard earned Quids on something that doesn't provide me with faithful service for the next twenty years.

Why are British admission fees always as high as buying the entire venue would cost in any other country?