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[Pillock]

The Chuckle Brothers haven't aged well.

[chaseracer]

You poor bastards.  Kettle's on if you've had enough of the pitiful thing by the time you get to junction 11...

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Lol what

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Lol

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Wtf

 

[chaseracer]

Welcome to my world.  Not entirely surprisingly, the works are running late...

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

30 though! I could get through Birmingham quicker if you gave me a dog and a skateboard!

[Felly Magic]

Chod speed, or not as the case seems to be. Good luck fettling the old Pug.

 

Just imagine how grim that van would be if it was the Merc version, and it was your own hard earned paying to drive it daily

[Lacquer Peel]

I drove a Kangoo with 300k on the clock to Skye most days for a few months a while back. I still haven't recovered. It might have been okay if they hadn't restricted the driver's seat movement with a plywood bulkhead.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

Huge thanks due to Carlo!

 

We have the parts.

[carlo]

Nice to meet you both!

 

Hope you didn't get lost in the Devon lanes on departing.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Hope you didn't get lost in the Devon lanes on departing.

No, but the van felt very big on some of them!

 

 

Then we ran into some kind of parade.

 

[carlo]

Yes that was in Modbury, there were some gold painted giants there too not visible in your pic!

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Aah, Wilhelm Wollard-Löwenbrecher I assume?

 

When I was a lad in Somerset, we had similar fetes/parades when we chased a black person out of town. 

 

£200 to get a bonnet and bumper painted to a decent standard. Do paint.

[Rod/b]

Did you get the number plate from the back of Carlo’s car too?

[chaseracer]

Nah, the spacing was all wrong... 

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Ive got it. 

 

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I see that ratty shit box golf a couple of times a week when commuting to Stafford. To start with I thought the beardy twat with massive ear loops who drives it was just an unimaginative attention-seeking shite hawk, but my views have softened lately as I can't be arsed to get annoyed by it, and to be fair he's obviously put a lot of time in to get it looking so spectacularly shit.

[Jim Bell]

I really hope Junkmans Junkballs are of sufficient size and weight to line all the new panels on and leave them the original colours.  Theres not  nearly enough mismatched pannel action on here of late.

[Pillock]

It's nice they lined the streets on the offchance of hearing a Junkman Trademark Rant.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I see that ratty shit box golf a couple of times a week when commuting to Stafford. To start with I thought the beardy twat with massive ear loops who drives it was just an unimaginative attention-seeking shite hawk, but my views have softened lately as I can't be arsed to get annoyed by it, and to be fair he's obviously put a lot of time in to get it looking so spectacularly shit.

 

 

Some are born sheep, following stupid trends and oblivious to how everyone laughs at them - not with them. 

[Felly Magic]

The twat with the Golf sounds like a bloke who pushes the trolleys around at my local Tesco, has those stupid, and dangerous plastic loops in his earlobes, which make him look a right James Blunt*, I bet he's rotad for a day off when area management are due a visit.

 

Anyhoo, chin spoiler bumper FTEW, so that makes it worth £9,500** of anybody's money, advertise it as a one off special edition SportsTourer, with a white background, and lots of drivel, and Bob's your mother's brother

 

*stealth

 

**Other grossly inflated values are available, your pencil case may be at risk if you do not keep up with your mortgage, or any other loans secured upon it

[Junkman]

Right.

 

 

 

Jeezuz.

 

What a fucking mission.

[Junkman]

But it's woollardable again.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

But it's woollardable again.

Gently

[Jim Bell]

Badass.

 

Well done team!

 

D.N.P!!

[Junkman]

Sorry to disappoint you there, not only are the odd coloured bits going to be painted, but also some paint rectification will be done to other areas.

[Jim Bell]

Sorry to disappoint you there, not only are the odd coloured bits going to be painted, but also some paint rectification will be done to other areas.

 

Ok Mrs Junkman. Youve had your fun. Now give the laptop back to Mr Junkman, whos catchphase "do not paint" has caught on strongly and become a pillar of this very forum.

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

I am glad you have fixed this. It's a lovely old car.

[sierraman]

Good weekends DIY.