For Sale Mitsubishi Pajero

[The Old Bloke Next Door]

1990 SWB Auto, 2.5 turbo diesel, mot mid December, get you home tax, leaking n/s/f caliper and cracked head, will do about 10 miles from cold before it starts to smoke out of the exhaust.

Apart from that in very good overall condition.

Bring £350 cash, enough coolant to get you home and some brake fluid and its yours.

Location Hednesford, Staffs, WS12.

 

 

 

 

 

[dugong]

Resisting urge to live out full-size Tamiya CC01 \ tarmac pikey fantasies.

[Cavcraft]

I would have this but Pajero translates to 'Itchy Great Aunty's Fanny' in Spanish and I'm neither Spanish nor have a living great aunty.

[Lukas]

It´s a bit tiring to hear the "Pajero means" joke every single time a PAjero turns up somewhere.  Nothing new to annoy the internet? 

[stripped fred]

I've never heard that joke before and I found it quite funny! I'm just trying to work out whether it's true or not...

[Lukas]

Wow, there was a single person out there that did not know that "Pajero" means "wanker" in Argentina and Chile. 

 

Another knowledge gap filled. 

[Station]

I was looking for one of these a couple of months ago.

[Stixy]

Ive got one and i quite like it   ,

 

this looks better than mine  and if i was closer and had the money i would 

[Alan_Green]

• I know a good Pajero mechanic who would sort this in a jiffy. Reasonable prices too. But he is in Croydon. Google DRA Croydon for details. 

The facebook page of the Pajero Owners Club is very good for parts and info - https://www.facebook.com/groups/pocuk/permalink/10152530350112358/  

[HH-R]

I love the Pajero wanker joke, childish but I LOL every time.

 

Didn't Princess Anne have one of these? I hear they're more aerodynamic in reverse.

[theorganist]

How much would it cost to fix the head on this?

[Christine]

10 miles before it smokes ?? Mine smokes like fuck the minute you start it !! Mot man despairs me but always passes it 

[robinmasters]

It´s a bit tiring to hear the "Pajero means" joke every single time a PAjero turns up somewhere.  Nothing new to annoy the internet? 

I thought it was Spanish for parrot or something. What's Spanish for 'itchy aunts fanny'?

[Bobthebeard]

I thought it was Spanish for parrot or something. What's Spanish for 'itchy aunts fanny'?

"tías que pican fanny" according to Google translate...

[Bren]

Ideal for somebody with a nine mile journey.

[HillmanImp]

Mitsubishi was also named after a particularly strong type of ecstasy tablet in the mid 90's. Before that it was the Speckled Dove Pajero.

[Cavcraft]

They should have just gone for bust and called it the Disco Biscuit Wanker.

[Bobthebeard]

Will it take an average sized lurcher in the back? Could do with a vehicle for dog to beach and back duty. Less than a mile to the beach etc. £300 ??

[HillmanImp]

They should have just gone for bust and called it the Disco Biscuit Wanker.

 

That would probably be abbreviated to the 'Bez'.

[New POD]

Will it take an average sized lurcher in the back? Could do with a vehicle for dog to beach and back duty. Less than a mile to the beach etc. £300 ??

 

The bloke that bought my old shitty polo estate (B reg and shit as the come), did so for that very reason. £250, to save the interior of his daily car.

[The Old Bloke Next Door]

How much would it cost to fix the head on this?

My trusted mechanic has quoted me £300 labour including parts if I provide a serviceable head.

[Bear]

Didn't Princess Anne have one of these? I hear they're more aerodynamic in reverse.

 What, Princesses?

 

Really, really wish I hadn't missed the 'a' in that last post about the mechanic.

[oldcars]

They should have just gone for bust and called it the Disco Biscuit Wanker.

Bit off topic but i found some "disco biscuits" in Lidl a few years back.

 

Went into work and said to the lads "anyone fancy a disco biscuit", they were  you can't go shouting that about the place. Then i dug a packet of these out of my bag, silence 

[ShiteRider]

If it makes you feel any better Lukas, ford cortina is slang for fat prick around my way.

When out in mine i'd regularly here people shout "Hey look at that fat prick!"

[The Old Bloke Next Door]

More pics.

 

 

 

 

After 10 minutes running, with the drivers  window open just starting to smell of anti freeze, very light smoke from the exhaust. I'll measure how much coolant its used when the rad cools down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[HH-R]

HW MUTCH 4 TH DOG M8

[The Old Bloke Next Door]

Not for sale M8

[Christine]

Perfect for K -seal  testbed..

Pretty sure mine's running k seal since before  i bought it .Coolant like brown poster paint !!   Uses no water or oil in 5 years i've had it .. and i've taken it all over UK , towed heavy trailers etc never been serviced in that period either ! Think the cambelt will snap soon.

[Bobthebeard]

PM sent.....

[The Old Bloke Next Door]

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