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Renault Scenic

MOT July

Drive home tax

Fucking horrible

Head gasket bollocksed

£141.19 cash monies

 

 

 

 

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Lob it on mongtree - somebody will offer £125.47.

 

Will it not weigh in for that?

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1.6 petrol RT Alize

 

Previous owner said he thinks it's running on three and the head gasket has gone. I can get £140 for it if I drive it to the metal yard so it's for sale £141.19, just because. 

Rear arches are the usual shit, interior looks really clean and he said the tyres were all good, but I couldn't be arsed looking at them.

I just want it gone, can take Paypal if anyone's daft/desperate enough but it doesn't really want to be here too long sorry. 

 

*All of that makes it sound like I'm going to find a buyer for it, doesn't it? I must be still pissed from last night.

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Alize! Special Edition or sommat? Choice of big opening sunroof thing or air conditioning. Big sunroof would make lozzing stuff in skip-style easier before the weigh-in.

 

GLWS. Easily meets the standards* we have come to expect.

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How do you keep ending up with such horrible cars? I am sure in the T&Cs of We Buy Any Car they actually have a clause that they wouldn't buy this. When they get cars like this in do they just ring up Cavcraft?

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Seriously, I had my hand in my pocket and my chequebook on the table.

 

Ready to book a flight to Chester.

 

Then I read about it being Fucking Horrible.

 

'Fraid the deal's off.

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How do you keep ending up with such horrible cars? I am sure in the T&Cs of We Buy Any Car they actually have a clause that they wouldn't buy this. When they get cars like this in do they just ring up Cavcraft?

 

 

I think people just look out of the window, realise their car is absolutely fucking awful and some sort of weird, electromagnetic force field transmogrifies their thoughts into me standing outside with cash in my hand. 

 

Either that, or I'm a weapons grade minge.

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what yard will pay £140 for this??? I can only get £70 a tonne and the breakers wouldnt want it either I`m sure!

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by the way, misfire on these is usually the coil packs

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by the way, misfire on these is usually the coil packs

 

Aye. About £18 each. They do run like absolute shit on 3, it can easily be mistaken for something worse.

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and Sticky boiled sweets, especially the green ones. 

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Doesn't look too bad from the outside. NB: This is not an expression of buying interest, merely an observation. 

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Doesn't look too bad from the outside. NB: This is not an expression of buying interest, merely an observation. 

 

if it's an auto, you are F**KIN BUYING IT!!

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Doesn't look too bad from the outside. NB: This is not an expression of buying interest, merely an observation.

SOLD!

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and breathe, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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If it didn't have a knackered HG and wasn't missing and was an automatic then I might have thought about it. Might. 

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Saying might is not a contractual statement to purchase in any way, shape or form in this universe or any other universes/dimensions that might be available.

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by the way, misfire on these is usually the coil packs

If anyone on here buys this, I have some they can have for free or price of postage. I also have a load of other scenic bits for sale but free to autoshiters

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Cartakeback said £95 collected, £140 delivered to Birkenhead.

That's doable, as I can lob my bike in the back and ride home, but it's whether the bastard makes it there in the first place.

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Well, it does have BINI wheel trims, so that has to be worth a few bob in itself ;)

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I'll try and keep them then, there must be rafts of stupid bints more interested in Bruno Bastard Arse Mars playing on the CD player, than not hitting kerbs.

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Defo keep the trims, I bought a set of mini steels that came with a set of trims which went straight on ebay and covered half the original cost.

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48HRS TO SCRAP. Tick followed tock, etc.

 

I have now reduced this fine* automobile to a bargainous £125, but cometh Thursday, cometh thy call to thine scrap man.

 

Now, that's £25 LESS than two nights stay in the Premier Inn, St Georges Way, Leicester. So in essence, for the price of 48 hours in a shit hotel, in a shit city, suffering untold misery and wishing you'd never offered her that 'romantic' break, you could be £25 better off AND having a bunk up with the secretary in Beeston Castle car park at 3.00am. Just don't expect to drive there. or back.

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Errrr, great. I think. I'm not really sure. 

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It's pony alright, pony and trap.

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