Sold Peugeot 106 automatic, anyone? Loads of MOT with recon'd head £200!

[Cavcraft]

Went to get head from engine centre 'did you know what looks like the end of an injector was jammed in an inlet valve and has bent the valve'?

Only another £7 but means a return trip again later and no chance of it going back on today. 

[KruJoe]

This bloke in Chester called Billy

Cheap Corsas - for them he goes silly.

He loves 'em to bits,

To me they're the pits,

I wouldn't touch one with my willy.

[fordperv]

Happy birthday for yesterday

 

There once was a man from Chester

He was a corsa molester

Traded mainly in b's

Which he sold with ease

Mainly to gumtree mouth breathers

[KruJoe]

We're on about Billy in Chester.

Yes, he's a Corsa molester,

But laugh as you will,

He does have some skill -

A successful Vauxhall investor!

[oldcars]

I like that peugeot, it is pretty cool.

Now that Kalos, was it sold to a fool?

What will you get next, that's what i want to know.

Will it be recovered on the flat bed or will it go 

 

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[phil_lihp]

He bought a small auto that's french

From the header tank arose such a stench

To add to the tale

He parked it by Braille

Now the cylinder head's on a bench

[KruJoe]

Ebay, Facebook or Gumtree,

And sometimes even for free,

He finds shite all over.

But he's in the clover

When he has at least two or three.

 

Cavalier, Kangoo, BX;

What will Billy have next?

The listings he'll dredge,

And if it likes veg,

We'll all shout "That's the sex!"

[castros_bro]

What was the fate (fete?) of this motor vehicle?

[Cavcraft]

Erm....it's still in my garage doing an Anne Boleyn impression. Waiting for my son to re-attach it, he's off work this week but like the well trained youngster he is, chasing skirt and beer has taken priority.

[cobblers]

What kind of dollar are you going to want for this once it's done? 

[Station]

Went to get head from engine centre

'did you know what looks like the end of an injector

was jammed in an inlet valve and has bent the valve'?

Only another £7

but means a return trip again later

and no chance of it going back on today. 

 

That's shite, it doesn't even rhyme.

[KruJoe]

Red 106 Automatic

Stuck in the garage - it's static

Without a head

Don't say it's dead

Billy's lad's working his magic!

[320touring]

Cavcraft is magic,

his buys are quite tragic.

Regales us with the antic,

God forbid he buys an artic.

[phil_lihp]

Peugeots are Red

Corsas are Blue

If it's not a Ford Ka

He'll buy it from you.

[Cavcraft]

What kind of dollar are you going to want for this once it's done? 

 

Hard to say until we're finished, I'd have thought it'd be up for about £550 and see what happens after that. It's bloody tidy and once I've given it a proper clean in/out, it'll be right. Open to suggestion though via messages and could be persuaded to take it 'as is' if it frees up garage space.

[Cavcraft]

Right, as the inevitable has occurred and my son has discovered getting pissed and spending time with his new squeeze are more important than standing in the rain mending French cars, it's going to have to go as it is. So...

It's the same as before (head off) BUT the new head gasket set comes with it and the head has been skimmed and a new inlet valve fitted. Everything is there, you might may want to get a new cam belt, so it's just reassembly.

I want the garage for the Cavalier as I don't like leaving it outside.

 

£200 can take it if anyone's interested.

[Cavcraft]

This place, etc.

 

Still for sale!

[outlaw118]

Hi M8 taek 100 colet 2nite? (etc etc)

[sporty-shite]

WIL IT GET MI HOAM M8?

[Cavcraft]

Sold! A lad who has a 16V one wants it for the shell.