More freebie madness, + the forums new favourite frenchy and now some vag added for shits and giggles.

[garbaldy]

Roll up Roll up, Here is another bargain from crazy Garry's cars where we take everything from houses to cats as a trade in, trade up trade down just email your wants and we will do our best to empty your wallet, we offer competitive finance starting from just £1.28 per day and can offer 5 year service deals. let us take care of you for life. (some made up charges apply)

 

This prime chod comes complete with bollox special engine, it starts it stops what more do you want from the most famous car maker ever to grace the planet,

it has mot till the end of march and it will most definitely pass another, of course I say that with crossed fingers and toes,

 

It has 3 doors that open and close and also lock, now there's a novelty, the coffee table is only suitable for taller people so if you are short then this is not the car for you as you may spill it. we can not be held responsible for spillage's.

two magic buttons for the windows which work, some lights that light, some tyres that are round and black,

It has some pipework for removing steam from the engine but its blowing a bit,

As a bonus this car comes with loads of crap lying about, there's a battery some filters and tampons left in the glove box all included in the sale, extra charges may well apply.

 

please study the pics as they form the basis of the binding ylyb contract if you do not collect this car after agreeing with the terms of the binding contract, then I reserve the right to hound you all over the internet calling your dog names.

 

and onto the pics.

 

 

Don't be shy get in touch, you too could be like many others who own these fine piece's of automotive history.

[Cavcraft]

Your application to become Scotcraft has been approved.

[Partridge]

Needs POWERTRAIN BY BOLLOX sticker.

[Craig the Princess]

Track car for Purplebargeken?

[HillmanImp]

If I buy it will you chuck in the Audi 200 in the background to sweeten the deal?

[Cavcraft]

Two things I can't see:

MOT

Price

[sporty-shite]

Two things I can't see:

MOT

Price

Engine size and location also absent!

[skattrd]

It may be missing the odd detail but the pictures are better than most

[garbaldy]

If I buy it will you chuck in the Audi 200 in the background to sweeten the deal?

 

Its a 90 Quattro and if I throw it in then the daily payments will have to rise.

 

Two things I can't see:

MOT

Price

 

Mot is in the add and is end of march.

price is in a half arsed way of £1.28 per day so £465 in finance or for cash in whole £300 second way preferential.

 

Engine size and location also absent!

 engine size you got me its the 1400cc

location is in my sig.

nearest train station Berwick upon tweed

[garbaldy]

The car was dropped of here this afternoon and as I have not yet driven it then I cant say much more just now, I shall take it for a hurl tomorrow and report back with more findings.

[HillmanImp]

Its a 90 Quattro and if I throw it in then the daily payments will have to rise.

 

My bad. I was hoping you would consider the act of taking it off your hands a favour and reduce the price for the MG accordingly. 

 

*Puts on best Irishy sort of slant*

 

'Thatt'll never be wurth anythin' that yerknaaa. I honestee bee doiin yer a favur by takin' it aff yer harnds fer nawt. See my bruthur, hee actuly got givern brass to take un of theeer hands, I wudunt lie tuyer, I wudurnt'

[Jim Bell]

I was recently being told about how revvy and good the Kettle 1.4s are.

 

I would buy this is I didnt already excuses.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Is the head gasket intact? If so AHM OOT

[filthyjohn]

V5 present?

[garbaldy]

V5 present?

 

damn you that's twice now   yup V5 in my grubby little mits

[HH-R]

Nnnnggghhh... you're not that far away... tempted...

[dollywobbler]

I was recently being told about how revvy and good the Kettle 1.4s are.

 

I would buy this is I didnt already excuses.

 

Certainly true. They're pretty zingy and economical. 

[garbaldy]

Is the head gasket intact? If so AHM OOT

 

well just for you this car appears to use water, will investigate further.

 

Certainly true. They're pretty zingy and economical. 

 

It drives well and has plenty poke not sure about economy though as only had it round the block.

[garbaldy]

I drove the mg today and it drives better than I expected,

 

One front tyre is barely legal the rest are fine, it has the exhaust blow, it has a seat cover on the drivers seat covering the torn leather seat, it is using water, the temp rises and sits midway on the gauge and the heaters blow toasty hot. 

I have parked it on a dry area to see if its a leak as it is not steaming from the zaust. there is no oil water mix visible.

[garbaldy]

I just ran this car through car take back and it came back at £65 collected or £100 if I deliver it.

[Cavcraft]

Has to be worth more than that to someone. I'd shove it on Facebook for £250, once you've got past the morons, you'll get a buyer sharpish for not too far south of that.

[garbaldy]

I only tried it out of curiosity and as a last resort. We buy any car came back at £255 so your bang on the money there.

[Jim Bell]

Webuyanycar will chip you down on the day. That's my garuntee.

I took them a car on a £695 quote, well described through their system and the poor fucker with the clip board walked round it looking ashamed of himself, pointing out tiny scratches and the like. When he'd finished, the offer was £400.

 

 

Did you find out where the coolant was going?

[garbaldy]

No haven't had it on lift yet to investigate it properly. I filled it up to Max and it must only use it while driving as its not dropped yet.

I may end up breaking it if you need owt.

[sporty-shite]

Fuck me. Thought I might have a go at this, but thetrain is EIGHTY BASTARD QUID.

 

Ahm oot. Soz!

[garbaldy]

Now on the tree of bums. First offer within minutes of going live £200 and one email asking me to call them. Fook when I want something I call the seller.

[garbaldy]

well 20 hours have past and I have had 19 emails,

8 cash offers all very low,

5 asking if I still had the car,

2 general questions about the car,

1 asking when the mot ran out even though its stated in the add,

1 question, Hi would you swap for a hi spec gaming pc?

another question,Would u swap it for a match worn 1986 long sleeves scotland home shirt very rare and vintage got 6 on the back

 

One person asked for my phone number (even though its in add) 

they then called me one minute after I replied with my number,

one hour later he was at the door,

30 minutes after that I had cash in my pocket,

 

That's got to be a record for the tree of bum surely,

 

 

[garbaldy]

This mg sold fairly easy so I gambled with this French shed.
And in true cavette tradition here are some phone pics for you to guess what it is.

 

This car has absolutely no brakes and I mean no brakes, lucky the trailer has a head board of it would have been in the back of the hippo   the screen has a crack nearly the full length and its probably only fit for spares,

 

Anyone brave enough to have a crack at this wants to be examined by men in white coats, so anyone want it?

[garbaldy]

Fook knows what's happened to the pics of this very smart car but it is now going to be broken for spares.

Its a long shot I know but if anyone wants bits then ask away

[ruffgeezer]

The forum got hacked, we lost a couple of days worth of posts is all.