NO OFFERS OR I WILL HAVE A HISSY FIT BREAKDOWN (fruitcake content)

[Parky]

It has recently been cleaned though so that's got to add a few hundred on at least, as let's face it who can clean a car these days?

 

"Wil u taik twelv undred wiv the dirt put back in Mait? Me bird wants it but onle wiv dirt in it"

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

He hasn't replied to my email.

 

I'be just sent one requesting MOAR FOE TOES.

[Alexg]

No offers or timewasters, so here are 3 pictures of the car

[Station]

I hate photos that are like watching Catchphrase.

[Parky]

"Ah right now, say what ya see!"

 

Is it a piece of shit Roy?

 

"It's good......and you're right, that's catchphrase!"

[martc]

Hissy fit you say?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtPlV-GBjag

 

I don't blame him for smashing the bike up - it looks like its a pain in the bum to ride.

 

(spoiler alert for those who haven't watched the video - it's got no seat)

[quicksilver]

 

my brother is reluctant to sell this class car

 

 

this car MUST be Sold now

So reluctant he's decided it must go immediately? Does not compute. What an utter mong.

[BavarianRetro]

Equally mental old BMW advert that has been doing the rounds for years. 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-e30-convertible-318-is-breaking/1099260847

 

I emailed them over a year ago asking for the VIN and saying if they could prove it was a factory build, I'd buy it. 

 

No response. Now asking people not to tell them that they didn't build any and they'll  break this wonderful one of a kind, rare car for spares?!

[brickwall]

 

I notice he's whipped an old metal shopping basket and bunged it in the back

 

 

.Front seats are worth £90 each .or more!!!

 

 

 

Right, I'm in.

[derskine]

I can't not make an insulting offer now!

[bub2006]

He hasn't replied to my email.

I dread to think what you asked!

[Cavcraft]

He obviously thinks it's worth the money. I don't know if he's a 'bellend' or whatever, probably just some harmless fruit loop who thinks he has a really valuable car.

[purplebargeken]

Hi, just checking some details. The car hasn't been on the road for 12 years, glass is missing/broken, the brakes are seized, 90 odd % leather (is there some missing? Battery not included. You want how much??? Really? Did you need a visa to gain access to  Fantasy Land? Keep taking whatever recreational drugs you can get as you really are in need of them. Offers?

 

Sorry but I just had to. It's been a horrible day. 

[Bamboocarman]

Clearly paranoid delusional, with oppositional defiance disorder psychotic tendencies ?

[EssDeeWon]

Has anyone thought to offer him more than £1349, just for a laugh.......

 

When he responds send an email back to apologise and say your drugs are now wearing off, and that you have looked at the advert again and that POS is never worth £1349, soz m8.

[Justin Case]

Hi, just checking some details. The car hasn't been on the road for 12 years, glass is missing/broken, the brakes are seized, 90 odd % leather (is there some missing? Battery not included. You want how much??? Really? Did you need a visa to gain access to  Fantasy Land? Keep taking whatever recreational drugs you can get as you really are in need of them. Offers?

 

Sorry but I just had to. It's been a horrible day. 

I was thinking more or less the same. The brakes will of course need a complete rebuild after 12 years standing, don't forget a new set of tyres, a complete change of fluids and filters, and the not serious rust attending to. All from a seller who's as tight as a frog's arse, and whose brother probably hasn't got the nerve to show potential buyers over the complete POS.

 

BTW I've had an excellent day today

[srad34]

Interior 98% mint, 2% absolutely fooked and unobtanium, but worth 10k anyday.......good lord

[JohnK]

Overpriced shitheap that's been about for donkeys.

 

My green 728i only cost me £1000 and it's virtually immaculate now I've had a few of te bodywork imperfections sorted. I sold my Bronze Y reg 728i for £750 as well, albeit not in as good condition but totally solid and roadworthy!

[hairnet]

gen mileage (approx)

 

WTAF!!!!!!

[Tetleysmooth]

Perhaps he missed out the dot in the price, between the 3 and 4.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I've emailed, no response as yet.

 

The Bumtree 318i 16v ad hasn't got an e-mail sadly.

[Bren]

It really needs a new photo in front of a white background.

 

It will then be worth £££££££.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

It really needs a new photo in front of a white background.

 

It will then be worth £££££££.

 As well as a 1300 words advert beginning with 'The E23 7 Series was launched in 1977 and........"

[inconsistant]

C redg. Lol

[doobietoo]

Did all of these come with a parachute or is this a limited edition???