NO OFFERS OR I WILL HAVE A HISSY FIT BREAKDOWN (fruitcake content)

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C136271

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

I'm unsure if he's open to offers.

[oman5]

I'm sure we've seen that before

[garbaldy]

New battery does not come with car,

 

why mention it then.

[John F]

Why hasn't he mentioned the 20p that's undoubtedly stuck in the handbrake mechanism?

[barefoot]

I'm toying with asking for a dyno to prove the 190 bhp.

Then I might reduce my OFFER price commensurate with what it actually produces.

[oldcars]

I have no need for the car but the tarp looks good, may see if he would take an offer in that and two bungee cords.   

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Should have 218 bhp. Might email the loon to ask why it's lost 28 bhp in as many years.

[messerschmitt owner]

I've seen craters on the moon that are smaller than the one on the front wing!

[Junkman]

I would make him an offer if I wanted it.

[mercrocker]

Might see if he will drop £90 without the seats....

[Bren]

I think it's safe to assume he's not taking any offers.

[dugong]

What the fuck is a sports gearbox and why is it worth £600?

[Richard]

Hissy fit you say?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtPlV-GBjag

[Bren]

Hissy fit you say?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtPlV-GBjag

Some kind of canadian basil fawlty?

[Richard]

Apparently people had been asking too many questions about it on eBay or something.

[Bren]

Apparently people had been asking too many questions about it on eBay or something.

Thank fuck he never stuck it on gumtree then.

[2MB]

Some people don't deserve to swap their sorry looking scrap for money. Perfect way to put off any potential buyers

[NorfolkNWeigh]

WTF, does leather 98% mean? Assuming a 7 series has 10 square metres of leather, does this mean there are 20 10cm slashes all over the seats. ( measurements and mathematics subject to retardness)

[overrun]

£1349 is a hassle. Wonder if he would accept £1350?

[cort16]

this car MUST be Sold now,so .sorry NO offers please.

 

Excellent sales tactic there.

[AlabamaShrimp]

I don't know what you are all on about. The advert seems very well written gets straight to the point. I think all my future adverts will be like this

[BavarianRetro]

It has been advertised for years. Literally. 

 

Sports gearbox is the 4HP22EH switchable 4 speed auto. Great gearbox. 

 

I sold one today with a full retrofit kit including loom ECU etc., prop and torque convertor etc. for £250. 

[seacow]

What a fucking tool

[PiperCub]

I think it's safe to assume he's not taking any offers.

 

How on earth did you come to that conclusion?

[dome]

What a fucking tool

 

Exactly what I was about to write. What was probably a saveable classic when it first went on sale is doubtless now rotten, seized up and damp inside from not having any fucking windows. What a waste

[PiperCub]

this car MUST be Sold now,so .sorry NO offers please.

 

Excellent sales tactic there.

 

Wouldn't it of been easier to simply write:

 

Buy my minging PoS of a car for this stupidly large amount of money you dumb muthafuckas...... do it now damnit.

 

More to the point, less boring to plod through (& still not be interested).

 

 

A major league mook.

[Cavcraft]

He hasn't replied to my email.

[smellmycheese]

This pos was previously advertised for either a grand or twelve hundred I cant really remember but didnt sell so the soft twat upped the price. The fucking bellend must be arguing with himself over it. I paid a grand for a minter and emailed him to tell him so. I also told him if the engine and box is worth six ton then fuckin sell it for six ton and I'll give you four ton for the interior then weigh the rest in! Guess what? No reply! The phone number in the ad doesn't work. There's no fucking glass in it and it's a twat to find in the right shade, is it fuck worth £5999 done more like £1999. Verdict.... colossal fucking BELLEND.

[EssDeeWon]

The new battery does not come with the car either.

 

Bloke seems a right skint flint - I bet he haggles and quibbles for a week before buying anything himself.