RoadworkUK Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 The Rover P4 was so afflicted, I believe. It had a 'mingebag flavour', according to Mr Wollydobbler. Prawn cocktail? Or is that too disgusting? NorfolkNWeigh, dugong and Partridge 3
ruffgeezer Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 So is there a section of road somewhere now with Official Dugong approval? "So good I put my face on it." Sorry... MrDuke, trigger, chaseracer and 1 other 4
Grundig Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 Prawn cocktail? Or is that too disgusting? Scampi fries Only just read this thread, so didnt know nothing about what had happened - good to hear you are on the mend
MrDuke Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 So is there a section of road somewhere now with Official Dugong approval? "So good I put my face on it." This absolutely HAS to be the basis for an Autoshite sticker. Junkman, chaseracer and dugong 3
vulgalour Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 We all know he really crashed a 16 litre Galaxie into a dinosaur. I have it on good authority from Mumsnet that dinosaurs don't exist. Slappy, philibusmo, dugong and 3 others 6
Partridge Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 The Rover P4 was so afflicted, I believe. It had a 'mingebag flavour', according to Mr Wollydobbler. Did you lick a Rover P4? Junkman and dugong 2
Junkman Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 Apparently one needs to be a Sherlock to find the note referencing a Midget having been involved.Looks like they hope that ruddy pile of utter shit can be restored, but no word they hope the same for Dugong.Well, given the daft prices paid for this tosh, they might have a point... However, I want my Dugong being restored. And it was a 24 litre Ford Galaxie anyway. PHAQUET dugong, Partridge, DS20 and 1 other 4
John F Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Partridge, on 12 Feb 2015 - 11:15 PM, said:Did you lick a Rover P4? Rover P4s are NOT for licking. I thought everybody new that. brickwall, Sloth in a bowl, Partridge and 1 other 4
vulgalour Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Junkman, you say 'restoring' are you sure about that? We could make some subtle improvements for more reliable daily running and less troublesome mornings. Junkman and dugong 2
Sloth in a bowl Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Rover P4s are NOT for licking. I thought everybody new that. Lead based paint, you know it's sweet and tangy. Junkman 1
dugong Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Rover P4s cannot do 130 goddamn mph. And the last battery I licked tasted of newsprint. Partridge and Junkman 2
NorfolkNWeigh Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Rover P4s cannot do 130 goddamn mph. And the last battery I licked tasted of newsprint.O'Riley? HMC, brickwall, eddyramrod and 1 other 4
rml2345 Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Rolling a P4 would just make it angry... Junkman 1
fordperv Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 I have it on good authority from Mumsnet that dinosaurs don't exist.Them bastards spoil all the fun i remember when I found out from them that the easter bunny didn't exist, I've only got santa left now. eddyramrod, vulgalour, Sloth in a bowl and 2 others 5
bub2006 Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 I dont want to break it to you perv but he doesn't exist either. It was actually leprechauns bringing gifts when mum an dad was in bed dugong and Junkman 2
dugong Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 I dont want to break it to you perv but he doesn't exist either. It was actually leprechauns bringing gifts when mum an dad was in bed Nah, it was me wearing a Nick Frost mask. And your house was upside down. Junkman, rml2345 and scruff 3
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Only just heard of this. Sounds like a bum deal. Hope you are betterer. dugong and Junkman 2
dugong Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Only just heard of this. Sounds like a bum deal. Hope you are betterer.I am semi betterer. Sometimes I forget I'm not right - like today when I dumped some aftershave on some broken skin, oblivious. Many swearings occurred. Autopilot is a dangerous game.
Junkman Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Gosh, that hurts me even when I didn't roll a 36 litre Galaxie 23 times. dugong 1
dollywobbler Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 I am semi betterer. Sometimes I forget I'm not right - like today when I dumped some aftershave on some broken skin, oblivious. Many swearings occurred. Autopilot is a dangerous game. That doesn't even bear the imagining. Yaaah, yah, yah yaaaaeeeerghaaaaaargh.
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 I hope that, this being Autoshite, your aftershave of choice was Old Spice or Brut or something equally fookin shite, preferably bought from one of those brightly lit discount drugstores that also sells authentic Stripper Perfume at five quid a gallon. To cheer you up and make you MOAR betterer, check out this not at all homoerotic bit of 70s aftershavage- Junkman and cms206 2
M'coli Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Sometimes I forget I'm not right too, but I'm soon reminded when I see the look on people's faces when I've talked to them...Keep up the good recovery, Jon. DSdriver, Junkman, Timewaster and 2 others 5
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 I went in the Oxford museum of natural history today and saw this Junkman, Conrad D. Conelrad, KruJoe and 4 others 7
dugong Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Wondered where my uncle ended up. He was driving a Sprite. loserone, M'coli, Junkman and 3 others 6
tooSavvy Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Autopilot$hitealot is a dangerous game. better... TS dugong 1
M'coli Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 This is in the Huntarian Museum in Glasgow Uni's Zoology department, I took this one back in May: The display hasn't changed any in at least 25 years...
dugong Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Longevity is our only strong suit. It varies depending on who you ask. Partridge 1
Lankytim Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 I never even knew these existed. And they let one write in the classic car press? No wonder he crashed the car, can't hold the wheel with flippers. cms206, Partridge, dollywobbler and 1 other 4
Partridge Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Rover P4s cannot do 130 goddamn mph. And the last battery I licked tasted of newsprint.They can do 130 mph. You need an air cannon and a cliff to make them do it though. And to be fair, Dugong looks more like a Manatee.
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